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BLOOPER JP
By Mark2
Gatekeeper pulls the gates up and the Raptor appears.
GATEKEEPER: IT was back in 1942 when I first saw a Dinosaur we kept it in our house and every now and again it would go woof and find a biscuit and then eat it blah blah yadda yadda.
RAPTOR:NO STOP PLEASE.
GATEKEEPER: BLAH BLAH.
Raptor blows up and the gatekeeper is caught in the blast.
GATEKEEPER: ARE YOU THE KEY MASTER.ZUEL.
Grant is watching the computer and seeing it show a picture of a raptor.
GRANT: I hate computers.
COMPUTER: NO I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME SOB.
GRANT: DIE
Grant destroys computer.
A helicopter comes and inside sits a hobbit.
GRANT: A hobbit?
HOBBIT:gyddgf dftdbfuuuuuyt ugugfhg.
GRANT: Speak sense.
A boy comes.
BOY: Thats not very scary more like a six foot turkey.
GRANT: What the Raptor.
BOY: No that.
Boy points to a animal.
GRANT: That is a six foot turkey. RUN.
Boy is too late and six foot turkey eats him up.
GRant: My only son why.
Ellie:We don't have any children.
Grant: Oh yeah woopie.
1/20/02 1:15:05 PM
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