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Hellbreaker
By Maester_Seymour
Hellbreaker
SGD hands Tyrannorex112 a BFG.
"This gun is empty, but if you inject enough nuclear power cels, a whole city can be destroyed!" SGD teaches Tyrannorex
Dan breaks down the door and shoots SGD with a water gun and runs away.
"Ah--" SGD trips and gets a large wound on his leg from the fall
Tyrannorex112 helps up SGD, but he falls ontop of SGD and SGD screams loudly and painfully.
"Get off me you... man lover!" SGD screams as Tyrannorex112 tries to get up
SGD grabs the gun from his apprentice student and angrily slams it back in the case.
"I'm going to kill Dan one of these days." SGD says gaining back his calm
Dac pours hot coa coa into his mug from the Member Coa Coa tank.
"SGD!" Dan yells, calling SGD over to the room
"What now?" SGD rudely asks
"You little prick! I was going to say sorry for scaring you earlier, but now I'll just say your one big pile of shit!" Dan yells softly
"Dan! Leave the bloody man alone!" Dac stands up for SGD
Dan grabs his water and walks away laughing.
"He's just makin innocent pranks mate."
"I don't like him at all! I can trust you right Dac?"
"Why? Um, uh, I guess."
Bob Klein and Jp3 girl race around the workout track.
"Yo girl! Giving up?" Bob yells out to her
"Nope!" Jp3 girl yells back
After completing another two laps, Bob Klein finds Jp3 girl sipping on lemonade and tanning in the sun. Bob finally catches his breathe.
"Bitch." Bob Klein mumbles
"What?" Jp3 girl yells as she throws he glass of lemonade on the cement track
Jp3 girl slaps Bob across the face and leaves.
"Handover my 50. I won the bet!" The Crow puts out his hand
"Dammit Bob!" Panos yells as he gives up a fifty to The Crow
The Crow jumps from the bleechers and disappears into the shadows.
The Crow appears in Dan's office. Dan turns around and faces The Crow with a stirn face.
"Crow..." Dan says with a serious tone
"What is it Dan?" The Crow asks worringly
"Thanks to westfilm telling us who the flooder was, we have room for a new, more trustfull mage. Crow my friend. Crow your the fastest and most knowledged when it comes to things like--"
"What is it already?" The Crow interrupts
"I want you to be our mage." Dan asks with excitement in his eyes
"But Dan! I don't know a thing about magic!" The Crow complains
"Then what can I do?" Dan gets agitated
"Then...?" The Crow turns his back and reaches for the door knob
"Then we're defenseless against magic, Crow! Dan gets louder
SGD runs from Dan's office door before The Crow opens it.
General Thade throws his binoculars down and yells.
"Dammit! No one is stupid enough to attack Dan's Dome Sanctuary! This place is like a friggen Fort Knox!" Thade yells to his self
General Thade starts to get jumpy and runs into the bathroom,pushing out General Rancor.
"Can't a guy get some privacy on the crapper?" Rancor yells, pulling his pants up
IngenRaptor drops a golden plated sniper rifle. As he crouches down to grab the dropped bullets, he finds a gallon bottle labelled "Nuclear Toxin Particles" and just then, Tyrannorex112 walks in on him.
"What are you doing?" Tyrannorex112 asks and Ingen Raptor bangs his head under the desk
IngenRaptor picks up the rifle and walks to the shelf where the Nuclear BFG is cased and sealed.
"Oh, hey! I dropped the um, ...picking a weapon for Rancor... and I dropped a rifle."
Ingen Raptor leaves the room quickly
Tyrannorex112 sits at the desk, pulls out his gun permit, and laminates it.
"Hey Tyranno!" EvilGrinch opens the door a little "Rancor and Vader need a rifle... do you think you can help us out?"
"Sure!" Tyrannorex112 says as SGD walks into the room
"What the hell do you want?" Sgd yells at Evil Grinch
EvilGrinch glares at SGD. Tyrannorex112 gives Evil Grinch the guns and locks the door.
"Ok ... Let's do this!" SGD says with glee "Go distract Mega T.rex14 and Dan while I poison the Admin Water tank."
SGD puts on his coat and hides the gallon bottle inside a large pocket. Tyrannorex112 runs to the drinking room while SGD waits outside the Apprentice room door for Dan and Mega T.rex14 to leave.
"So Dan uh, what's up in the um, office?" Tyrannorex112 points to Dan's offive with his eyes
"Are you possesed? Who's the man who bans?" Dan asks
"Dan's the man who bans!" IngenRaptor shows up
"Hey um, I need your help at the workout cener. Jp3 girl and Pepper Ann are having a cat fight over who is hotter betweem the two ... I think they're both uglier than a cow's nipple, but that's just me." IngenRaptor takes the two to the workout center
"Ok everyone! This is a workout center. Not a make out center!" Dan yells cheerfully as the two girls pull eachothers hair
SGD runs into the drinking room and uncaps the gallon bottle. Tyrannorex112 keeps watch by the bookshelf across from the cups. IngenRaptor jogs to the doorway.
"You owe me SGD!" IngenRaptor startles SGD
SGD loses half of the to toxin due to IngenRaptor's suprise appearence.
"Damn! Don't do that again you idiot!" SGD scolds IngenRaptor
SGD pours the now half gallon bottle of Nuclear Toxin particles into Dan's water tank then mixes the liquids up, and runs away.
General Thade kisses a poster of Buffy the vampire slayre, until Panos walks in on the romantic moment.
"Holy lord of all that is good in this world! Put your pants on!" Panos screams in horror at the sight of a Thade in boxers
Dan drinks his nightly water and soon the Dome Sanctuary members are fast asleep.
Dino-Snore watches the security moniters for each bedroom.
"If only they installed a camera in Jp3 girl's bathroom." Dino-Snore drool, but is scaringly interrupted by sounds from Dan's bedroom
Dino-Snore pulls the emergency medic auto-call button and everyone, but SGD, Tyrannorex112, and IngenRaptor rush quickly to Dan's room. Doctor Yuna pushes and shoves her way through the crowd and Spinoboy11 whistles at her ass, and she kicks him in the nuts.
"It hurts so ba...d!" Dan moans in pain
"Doc, whats wrong?" Spinoboy11 says in a high chipmunk voice
Dr.Yuna Braska gets Pepper Ann to hold down Dan while she injects a Hi-Tec curer bacteria.
"Oh my god!" Pepper Ann starts to cry
"Dan... is dieing. Somone had to of poisoned him!" The doctor saddly says
Jp3 girl and Pepper Ann run away crying. The Crow clenches his fists and disappears into the crowd. SGD walks down the hall with Tyrannorex112 behind him. The restless night ends and the whole Dome Sanctuary population are in the courtroom.
"Who is responsable for intoxinating our Admin, Dan?" Dino Davy yells
"Say it now or things won't be good!" Spino144 says with a mean strict scary tone
SGD proudly stands up, but Tyrannorex112 doesn't so he pulls him up by his hair.
"What is it SGD?" Dino Davy asks
"I am proud when I say this... I POISONED DAN!" SGD yells
General Rancor and Thade drag Tyrannorex112 and SGD out side to the gates. SGD gets kicked out of the Dom Sanctuary vicinity. They decide to beat Tyrannorex112 before tossing him out too.
The Crow activates an orb thing in the middle of the room from his Hi-Tec watch.
"Mage... where are you!" The Crow whispers to himself
The Crow types in "Mage" and a hologram globe of the earth appears on his ceiling.
"Let's see... mage pets, mage chat, mage sex?" The Crow hones in on a planet near earth an finds a single mage
When The Crow clicks on the blue light, a picture and name of that person shows up.
"Maester? What the hell is a maester?" The Crow clicks the button and the person his teleported to the teleport room. The Crow walks to the room and a human-like figure walks out of the machine.
"What in Yevon's name is this place?" the figure calmly asks
"Who are you?" The Crow asks cautiosly
RaptorHiss runs by screaming "Winky doodle-doo!" .
"Not him thats for sure! I am Maester Seymour Guado! Who in the Farplane are you?" Seymour says confidentually
"Your not a mage!" The Crow gives a questioning look to Seymour
"Your not Marylin Manson!" Seymour disses
"Listen. Um, uh, Maester Seymour. We need your help!" The Crow takes Seymour to Dan's room
"Dan! I brought not a mage, but a maester." The Crow softly says as he sits on the stool next to the bed.
" I am Seymour Guado!" Seymour introduces
General Thade plays with his AOTC action figures, until he spots movement behind the gates.
"Hey! Thats The Crow! And SGD! And... Me? What?" Thade shouts out to Rancor
General Rancor rushes to Dan's bedroom.
"SGD is behind the gates with The Crow... and Thade!" Rancor catches his breathe
Seymour smirks and starts to walk out the door.
"Seymour... do you think you can handle it all by yourself?" Dan moans in pain
"I'm a maester. I need to try." Seymour replies softly
Seymour appears behind SGD.
"Hello." Seymour politely intros himself
"Who the hell are you?" SGD asks as he pushes the imposters aside
"Rancor!" Dan calls
"Yes?"
"They're coming"
"Who?"
"The imposters!" Dan moans as Rancor backs away
"Bring it maester!" SGD provokes Seymour
"You will surely die. Very well. If your offering your life, I might aswell take it." Seymour snaps his fingers and a lightning bolt strikes near SGD "Death Awaits you!"
SGD and imposter thade, and imposter The Crow run away.
"The war has just begun!" SGD screams as he runs
Suddenly SGD trips over a skunk and it attacks them.
"Ah... Mommy!"
Later during the night, Dan beeps dilomaniac and Jp3 girl to his room. As the two walk in, Dan points to a vase on his shelf by the door.
"Break it!" Dan groans loudly
Jp3 girl breaks the vase, but Dilomaniac runs away.
"It's a BFG." Jp3 girl says confused
"This is proof of SGD's power! Damn him! Damn him to hell..." Dan closes his eyes and then vomit's in Jp3 girl's hair
Dan starts to viciously convulse and Jp3 girl runs away screaming as medic rush in. The Crow rushes in the room, but is too late. Dan has been declared dead at 12:00 AM... and as The Crow looks out side all he can see is imposter Dan,Thade,The Crow,EvilGrinch,Beno_Yo,Spinoboy11,Panos, and Imposter Seymour. Along with SGD , Tyrannorex112, MegaRaptor_65, manonthemoon, Neo_Blade, Dac,Seba, Ingen Raptor,Sexy Bish, and three of Dac's air force friends.
"Oh no!" The Crow whispers to himself
General Thade sounds the war alarm and Carnotaur3,RaptorVinny500, and many soldiers rush out with guns in hand.
"My god men! Give it all you've got! This one is for Dan!" Rancor gets shot at, but instead, Thade falls out of the window
"I'm ok!" Thade falls down "Bake me cookies bitch!" Thade drools
SGD's army and Dan's army collide and some strange song 'When Worlds Collide' from Powerman5000 echoes throughout the land. Seymour uses fira and blows up half of SGD's imposter invasion on fire. The Crow grabs two swords and punches down SGD
"Lets rock!" The Crow says ready for battle
Neo_Blade cuts off Carnotaur3's head and picks it up.
"Put me down you flaming homosexual!" Neo_Blade puts down the head, and suddenly Carnotaur3 bites Neo_Blade in the nuts "Holy shit!" Neo_Blade screeches like a little girl
Darth Seth cuts westfilm and SexyBish in half, but stops to check out SexyBish's torso.
"You want to fight me Crow boy?" SGD licks the blood from his lips
"Bring it... don't spam it." The Crow strikes SGD and the battle begins
SGD and The Crow put up a tough fight. SGD out of know where, kicks The Crow in the nuts and raises his sword to kill. MegaRaptor_65 yells at SGD to kill The Crow. Things go slow motion as General Thade runs at SGD.
"No......!" he.... sloowwwlly ye...lls
Things go back to normal again and SGD stikes Thade with his sword.
"No!" SGD yells
"Thade!" The Crow yells aswell
General Thade lay on the ground motionless and The Crow seizes the oppertunity and jams the sword through SGD. SGD back away and cough up blood. Crow backs away aswell.
"You got me.." SGD falls on one knee and holds the sword which has peirced his chest.
SGD falls down and the sword raises as he hits the gorund. The Crow flips back his hair and raises the sword to the sky.
After Battle the battle everyone stands around Dan's body which lays on the grass. Alan Malcolm makes his way into the circle.
"Hey V-Girl!" Nice ass! Call me 1-800-I WANT UR" Alan Malcolm winks at V-Girl
Seymour appears and pushes away Alan Malcolm and Dark Hunter. A huge bright misty orb forms inbetween his hands.
"Don't!" V-GIRl yells
"He's already dead babe." Alan Malcolm gets kicked by V-Girl
Seymour uses lifeon Dan and Dan awakes.
"...Where's grandma's cookies?" Dan wakes up
Everyone cheer until they see The Crow drag SGD's sword and wipe back his hair with his hand.
"General Thade saved me from SGD's blade... He died doing it." The Crow sticks the sword into the ground
Medics rush over with General Thade on a stretcher.
"...H...e...y!" General Thade whispers
"Dammit! Your supposed to be dead!" The Crow screams in upset "This is better though..."
"H...e...h...!" Thade falls asleep
Dac crawls up to the group.
"Bloody dammit!" Dac yells as police men take him away
"But I wipe my own ass!" Dac screams as he is taken away
THE END
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