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Beet the Geeks
By Maester_Seymour
BEAT THE GEEKS
"Welcome to beat the Geeks! I'm your host Dan and in this show you need to beat our three Dans Page Geeks to win the right to become a member! Here's our contestants K i n g, Beevers, and Scorpion! These three are flooders that just want a chance! And as you three know this round, if you get a correct answer you get 1 point. Let's meet our Special Guest Geek! SGD THE FLOODER GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I know everything about every flooder!" Sgd taunts
"Ok! The first topic is Dan Members... For 2 point, What Member is practically on 24/7?"
*meep* (Beevers)
"Beevers?"
'Man in Black?' -Beevers
"No it isn't! *meep* Scorpion?"
'Dan?' -Scorpion
"No it is not me! ....Member Geek!"
"JurassicJustin also known as Man in Black is probably the second most online member... the one who is usually on all the time is Seymour... though others do come on longer aswell." ~Vader
"This next round costs 4 points! And here is your question! For 4 points Name all five Admins."
*meep* (K i n g)
'Dan,Ben,....Carna?' -K i n g
"No you stupid flooder! *meep* Scorpion?"
'Dan,Ben,Vader,RickArnold, and Bob' -Scorpion
"THAT IS CORRECT! 4 points to you Scorpion. the next 2 questions will determine which two will go on to face the Geeks!"
Dino-Snore the Adventure Geek
Vader the Member Geek
Icebreaker the Fan fiction Geek
Sgd the Flooder Geek
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K i n g-0
Beevers-0
Scorpion-4
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"Ok we're back! this round will determine which two face the geeks in the next round! Each question is worth 10 points and here they are! For 10 points What is the name of a person who impersonates a member?"
*Meep* Beevers
'Imposter!' -Beevers
"THAT IS CORRECT! Ok Beevers has the lead. K i n g you need atleast one correct answer to go on to face the geeks! Here it is. For 10 points, Name 3 flooders besides yourselves and Sgd!"
*Meep* Scorpion
'Mrs Goodbytes....French Dan .....Dac?' -Scorpion
"No *meep* Beevers?"
'Mrs Goodbytes,French Dan,Mr.Goodbytes,Jango_Raptor.' -Beevers
"ooh..that is incorrect! Flooder Geek!"
'Mrs Goodbytes was a cheap ass like Mrs Finklestein... French Dan was a retard claiming to be in some D.I.D.... well we all know what he did! Jango_Raptor just seems like a flooder because no one likes him... Beevers was the gayest of them all. RGD and plenty more... such as Giles,Tyrannorex111, and Mr.Goodbytes!' ~Sgd =Flooder Geek=
"Beevers and Scorpion will be moving on so get the hell out of here K i n g! When we come back Beevers and Scorpion will face the Geeks!
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Dino-Snore the Adventure Geek
Vader the Member Geek
Icebreaker the Fan fiction Geek
Sgd the Flooder Geek
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K i n g-0
Beevers-10
Scorpion-4
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"Alright we are back! This round you must challenge a Geek and if you get the answer correct you not only could get the Geek's medal bust also 20 points! We will start with you Scorpion, Which geek do you chose?"
'I will challenge the Fan Fic geek!' -Scorpion
'Like the Flooders on Ben the Flooder Slayer, I will turn you into dust!' ~Icebreaker =Fan Fic Geek=
'Bitch!' -Scorpion
'Just like Tyrannorex112's Far Cries fan fic, you're going to fail!' ~Icebreaker =Fan Fic Geek=
"Ok.... Well here is the question , remember Scorpion, if you get this right you get 20 points! It is a coincidence you mentioned it IceBreaker, but name 3 characters from Ben the Flooder Slayer!"
'..Ben,Para....Master?' -Scorpion
"Wrong! Ice!"
'Ben is a great Fan Fiction artist when it comes to Series, here are plenty of characters you will have fun reading about. James,Para,Ben,Giles,Malcolm,Becky,Rivvir,Dan,Seth,Brad,Anya,Joan,Glass,Tara,Mandy,Vader and definately more!' ~Icebreaker =Fan Fic Geek=
"Alright! Beevers you can still move on to the Geek Off... Which geek do you choose?"
'I choose the Adventure Geek!' -Beevers
'Like what the member called Dan's Lover did to the Jurassic Park adventure started by Tyrannorex112 and the last person to post in it, Maester_Seymour... I'm going to ruin you!' ~Dino-Snore =Adventure Geek=
"Alright you go Dino-Snore! This question is about Dino-Snore beevers... What number Eagle does he always use in his adventures?"
'...Eagle 1?' -Beevers
"THAT IS CORRECT!!!!! You are going to the geek off! Good bye Scorpion! Alright Beevers what geek do you want to face off?"
'I'll face Vader the Member Geek!' -Beevers
*Vader comes down to the podium*
'Just like what happened to Carna...I will Ban you!' ~ Vader =Member Geek=
"Remember you can choose from 1 to 3 points per question! You need 7 points to win lets go! ...this topic is Members gone Bad! What Member did everyone hate when he confronted them gayly?Beevers... 1 2 or 3 points?"
'3 points and the answer is Spino144!' -Beevers
beevers-3
Vader-0
"Vader... 1 2 or 3 points? What Member was Banned for his bad atitude and imposterous Mod status?"
'I'll take 3 points and the answer is Carna.. he became a Moderator by Ben unfortunatly he turned ass while he was mod!' ~Vader =Member Geek=
beevers-3
Vader-3
"How many points Beevers? Name the Member who complained when he coulden't be Moderator and what is his other well known name?"
'I'll take 3 Dan... That would be Trent...and he goes by the name of...Jango_Raptor?' -Beevers
"No! Vader if you get this you get 3 points."
'It's obviously Trent who is also Dark Element. Dark Element is an ass hole freind of Tyrannorex112' ~Vader =Member Geek=
Beevers-3
Vader-6
"You need to beat Vader quick Beevers... how many points? What Member ruined the last Jurassic Park adventure thread?"
'That would be Dan's Lover... and I will take the 3 points!' -Beevers
"You got it! Ok Vader if you get this right you win and he loses! Name 5 popular Dan's Jp3 Page members besides the mods,admins, and flooders!"
'Wow... um.. Icebreaker,EvilGrinch,General Rancor,Gold-Rex, and Nick Van Owen!' ~Vader =Member Geek=
"THAT IS CORRECT MEMBER GEEK! YOU WIN!!!!! THAT WAS A GREAT GAME BEEVERS BUT YOU ARE BANNED!!!"
*Beevers gets taken out by gay Cyber-Police*
"Wach next time to see who can BEAT THE GEEKS"
(if this is a success i will post this as a series and you guys can get involved for certain winning reasons...)
7/16/2002 1:39:41 PM
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