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    Jack Horner quickly nixed the idea of the raptors having "flicking toungues" like snakes in JP. (From: Erick)
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    Dino-Snores Last Stand
    By JPController

    On 1/1/02 at 12:41:10 AM, Dino-Snore started the thread:
    (Loads a Shotgun with 10 Bullets ) I'M REDAY FOR ALL OF YOU


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    Msg #1: On 1/1/02 at 12:45:46 AM, JPController replied, saying:
    GETS IN HIGH STANDARD BBS ARMOR AND LOADS A MIL-15, UAS-12 RAPID FIRE SHOTGUN, MAKS SHOTGUN,MARS SUB MACHINE GUN.
    ME: LETS DANCE!

    NOTE: BBS ARMOR IS POWERFUL, GRENADES WONT PEIRCE IT, NOTHING CAN PEIRCE IT.


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    Msg #2: On 1/1/02 at 12:47:04 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Fires 6 Shots at JPController and runs )

    Replies: 3
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    Msg #3: On 1/1/02 at 12:51:52 AM, JPController replied to Msg #2, saying:
    BEGINS FIRING THE MARS SUB MACHINE GUN AT DS.
    ME: RUN FOOL RUN!

    (THROWS A GRENADE AT A CAR)
    (EXPLODES)
    ME: RUN! I AM GOING TO GET YOU!


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    Msg #4: On 1/1/02 at 12:55:07 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Enters Command Center and Welds the door shut )

    Replies: 5
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    Msg #5: On 1/1/02 at 12:58:33 AM, JPController replied to Msg #4, saying:
    (PLANTS C-4 EXLPOSIVES ON THE DOOR)
    (EXPLOSION)
    ME: RUN DS! RUN!


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    Msg #6: On 1/1/02 at 1:08:56 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Fires the last 4 shots and crawls into the Air Vents )

    Replies: 7
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    Msg #7: On 1/1/02 at 1:17:29 AM, JPController replied to Msg #6, saying:
    ME: YOUR COMING OUT IN PEICES Dino-Snore!

    (BEGINS THROWING GRENADES IN THE VENTS)


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    Msg #8: On 1/1/02 at 1:22:42 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Climbs a ladder in the vent and gets to the roof , only to load 10 Bullets in his Shotgun ) Must .....save...my...ammo !

    Replies: 9
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    Msg #9: On 1/1/02 at 1:27:31 AM, JPController replied to Msg #8, saying:
    (CLIMB THE LADDER)
    (SEES DS)
    ME: ASTA LA VISTA BABY!
    (FIRES)
    (DS FALLS IN A DUMPSTER)
    (HIS SHOTGUN IS UP THERE WITH ME)
    ME: HEY DS, LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD OF BEEN PREPARED!
    (THROWS A GRENADE IN THE DUMPSTER)


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    Msg #10: On 1/1/02 at 1:28:14 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Goes over the side and crawls down the ladder to the Street )

    Replies: 12
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    Msg #11: On 1/1/02 at 1:29:33 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Gets a Shotgun with EXPLOSIVE BULLETS from his car )


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    Msg #12: On 1/1/02 at 1:31:17 AM, JPController replied to Msg #10, saying:
    (JUMPS DOWN)
    (BEGINS RUNNING TOWARD DS)
    (FINDS DS)
    (SHOOTS DS IN THE LEG)
    ME: LAST CHANCE! GIVE UP!


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    Msg #13: On 1/1/02 at 1:34:25 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Fires off a shot , hitting JPC in the face ) AGrgh ( Crawls away )

    Replies: 14
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    Msg #14: On 1/1/02 at 1:36:13 AM, JPController replied to Msg #13, saying:
    (BLOWS UP DINO-SNORES CAR)
    (SHOOTS DS IN THE OTHER LEG)
    ME: LAST CHANCE! GIVE UP!


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    Msg #15: On 1/1/02 at 1:37:37 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Fires 4 Shots and heads for his APC )

    Replies: 17
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    Msg #16: On 1/1/02 at 1:40:20 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Opens the door to the APC and turns around to fire off 2 Shots , then getting in the APC )


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    Msg #17: On 1/1/02 at 1:40:35 AM, JPController replied to Msg #15, saying:
    (DS HEADS TOWARDS HIS APC)
    (IT EXPLODES)
    ME: DIDN"T EXPECT THAT NOW DIDN'T YOU?

    (SHOOTS Dino-Snores GUN)
    ME: LAST CHANCE!



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    Msg #18: On 1/1/02 at 1:43:02 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( Activates the TRANSPORTER and Transports to his secret Base )

    Replies: 19
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    Msg #19: On 1/1/02 at 1:45:54 AM, JPController replied to Msg #18, saying:
    (WAITS PATIENTLY FOR DS TO SHOW UP)
    (GETTING NEW WEAPONS)
    AUG, Spyder Skorpian, Falcon, HK-5.

    ME: ANYTIME NOW.


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    Msg #20: On 1/1/02 at 1:48:23 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    ( 3 Laser Tanks roll down one end of the street while 3 More Roll down the other end , yet , 6 Eagles fly in overhead )

    Replies: 21
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    Msg #21: On 1/1/02 at 1:53:06 AM, JPController replied to Msg #20, saying:
    (SEES THE PLANES)
    ME: TO EASY!

    (FIRES THE MIL-15 AT THE EAGLES)
    (THE EAGLES EXPLODE)
    (GETS 10 C-4 EXPLOSIVES)
    (PLANTS THEM ON ALL THREE TANKS)
    (RUNS OFF)
    (PUSHES A BUTTON)
    (THE TANKS EXPLODE)
    ME: TOLD YOU TO EASY!
    (BEGINS FIRING AT DS WITH THE MIL-15)
    (BLOWS UP EVERYTHING WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS)


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    Msg #22: On 1/1/02 at 1:54:09 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    FIRE !!! ( The last 3 Laser Tanks fire at JPController )

    Replies: 23
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    Msg #23: On 1/1/02 at 1:57:11 AM, JPController replied to Msg #22, saying:
    (FIRES THE MIL-15 AT THE FIRING HOLES)
    (THEY EXPLODE)
    ME: GIVE UP! IT"S JUST YOU AND ME NOW!


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    Msg #24: On 1/1/02 at 1:59:21 AM, Dino-Snore replied, saying:
    There's still ONE EAGLE , AND I AM FLYING IT !

    Replies: 25
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    Msg #25: On 1/1/02 at 2:04:05 AM, JPController replied to Msg #24, saying:
    (GETS IN A BLACKHAWK UH-60)
    (BEGINS FIRING MORTARS AT THE EAGLE)
    (THE EAGLE BEGINS GOING DOWN)
    (FLIES TOWARD THE LOCATION WHERE THE EAGLE CHRASHED)
    (SEES DS WALKING OUT OF THE CRASH SITE)
    ME: NOW IT IS JUST YOU AND ME! GIVE UP!

    To BE Continued..........

    1/1/02 2:12:46 AM

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