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ep7-Good Lord
By HBK
Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
Season 2
Episode 7 “Good Lord”
Lord of the Ring
Ben walks around backstage looking for Trev.
The titan tron blacks out and the opening fireworks commence. The fans scream and signs waver as the first Main show of Season 2 begins. Titan tron blinks up Vito and Sean Archer.
“So Vito, why did you ditch the LOTR tournament? You could have been in the main event tonight. And why Ice’s manager? As far as I know about this subject, you two aren’t on the same page of likeness.” Sean interviews Vito from backstage
“Well Sean. This will work out great. No I am not in good terms with that mongrel, but I have my dignity and well reason. In due time Sean… In due time.” Vito answers before walking away.
“Oh well…” Sean shrugs and walks off view.
Titan tron dissolves into the video of Thade kicking ass in the ring. Thade walks down to the ring, green particles of fireworks follow his tracks. He hops onto the rim and steps into the ring. He hands his black general like hat to the Clothes holder just out of the ring. He wanders to the middle. The golden plated, crown shaped stage set just below the large square titan tron begins to produce fire from the points. Rancor walks out of the black cut shape in the middle of the large flat crown. Fans cheer hard and Rancor signs raised high. His theme’s bass bumps the eardrums and ground, from floor to balcony. The blues progression created in rock metal. Unseen till’ later on in the walk, a small black metal pipe is gripped and ready for a hardcore showdown in his black gloved right hand. As Rancor slowly steps into the ring watching Thade, the match begins. Rancor bursts out and wails an unsuspecting Thade down with the metal pipe.
“Good match so far. Mr. Chaos, how do you feel about Vinsfeld’s match?” Dan commentates with Mr. Chaos
“I don’t think much about it. Let’s think more on this match.” Mr. Chaos bums out Dan
Rancor pushes a tired out Thade to the turnbuckle corner and hits him across the chest with the pipe. This goes on until the crowd counts to the number ten. Thade falls down on his swollen chest. His green shirt already torn. Rancor steps out to the rim and hops onto the outside matting. He lifts up the ‘Lord of the Ring’ lettered siding and reaches for the folded up chair which has caught his attention. Pulling out the steel weapon, Rancor falls back by a flying body press from Thade. The steel chair lands between Thade’s stomach and Rancor’s face. The two slowly move around to standing point. Thade jumps on Rancor again and Rancor’s back slams against the metal ramp way. Thade and Rancor punch each other a few times as they move up the ramp. Rancor blocks a hard punch from Thade, and forces him over onto his back. Rancor, holding Thade’s arm, knee drops him onto the chest. Rancor, not letting go of the arm begins to twist around. He flips around over Thade, pulling the arm with him. The hurt Thade yells, rolling over to his stomach. Rancor bursts towards a wobbling Thade and dropkicks him good. The impact sends Thade landing at the end of the ramp way and beginning of the outer matting. “Ooh…” Fans get drawn in. Thade rolls over to the side of the ring siding and reaches under the cloth. He places a hose under him and keeps an arm under the ring. Rancor walks to Thade. One foot away, Thade unleashes cold dust from a fire extinguisher. Rancor stumbles backwards and wipes his eyes in pain. Thade slowly stands, extinguisher in grasp.
“Right in the eyes that was.” Dan comments
Spraying Rancor once again, Thade drops the extinguisher and moves into the ring. Rancor, now sight regained, picks up the extinguisher and slides into the ring. He smacks the metal cylinder atop the head of Thade. He moves onto a blooded Thade for the count.
“1…2…3!” The ref shouts loud.
The bell rings and the music blares, the fans cheer. Rancor walks up the ramp with the Hardcore Championship Title Belt.
A camera zooms towards a limousine just arriving into the concrete parking lot. After that viewing, Nick Van Owen walks out from the black curtains and stands at the edge of the stage. He mocks Rob Van Dam with ‘N.V.O.’ and walks down to the ring. After he spends a few seconds in the ring, the entrance of IceBreaker begins. As obvious, Vito follows him down from behind.
“Who is in that limo? Could it be the special guest commentator Andy Dick? Hope not.” Mr.Chaos comments on the small screening
“I like Andy Dick.” Dan messes Mr. Chaos’s papers.
Vito walks over to the foreign commentators and steals one of their chairs. He then slides into the ring and whacks Ice over the head with it. Eliminating NVO quickly. NVO chases Vito up the ramp and backstage.
“What the…” Mr. Chaos tries to comprehend the moment.
“Haha… Some ‘In due time’… Vito is planning something big here. I think he wants Ice to get into the last match.
Ice stands in the ring pissed off and confused. The fans clap for him as he steps out of the ring and up the ramp. Few moments pass after the quick match and the entrance of Bish begins. He walks down to the ring, thick gloved. Stepping under the third rope, but over the second, Bish avoids the ref. The one more time use of Boulder’s theme “Bodies” begins to play as he stands in front of the fireworks display. He moves down the ramp and slides into the ring. Bish whams Boulder in the face with brass knuckle hiding Gloves. Dan notices that a weapon is being used and stops the match.
“Hold it!” Dan walks to the side of the outer ring area.
The two stop. Dan calls over the ref and soon the bell rings.
“What now!!!” Mr. Chaos grunts
Dan steps into the ring, moving towards Bish.
“Now, Boulder is automatically going to fight in the main event tonight. Bish if you can win this match without them gloves then I won’t fire you, but if you lose… YOU’RE FIRED!!!!” Dan threatens Bish. “Ring the bell.” Dan yells to the ring dinger as he steps out.
The match re-continues, Bish stands without his gloves on. Boulder slams his forearm to the back of Bish and does his Mock-F5. He lifts up Bish and German suplexes him four times around the ring. He Mock-55’s him two more times and decides to pin him. A full three count ends Bish’s career in DWF, but luckily it’s a two count from Bish kicking out. Boulder slams his foot against the chest of Bish, stepping over him.
“Screw Bish! I hate him!” Dan scolds Bish
Boulder scoops up Bish and slams him down on his back. He steps over him again in disrespect. The ref tells Boulder not to step over him again, giving Bish the chance to get up. Boulder big boots the cheater in the face, pins him , and ends his career.
“Vinsfeld.” Sean walks up to Vinsfeld and the fans cheer.
“Sean.” Vinsfeld mocks Sean Archer.
“See you in the ring… I’ll be looking down at you after the match.” Sean makes a slick diss Vinsfeld.
“We’ll see Sean, we’ll see.” Vinsfeld mumbles while Sean Archer walks away.
An unexpected blast of orange fireworks explode from the crown tips and the stage edges. Sean, no elaborate song, just walks to the ring. He steps into the ring and stands aside the announcer. The expected V firework blast occurs as Vinsfeld runs down to the ring and slides in. Vinsfeld jumps up to his feet and the two begin punching away at each other. The Announcer scrams from the ring during the bell sounds.
Vinsfeld slides a quick headlock, but Irish whips him to the corner turnbuckle left of him. Running over to Sean, Vinsfeld gets a boot to the face.
“I am sure this match will be a kick ass one!” Dan comments
“Yes! Vinsfeld and Sean have wanted to rip each other apart since Sean attacked Vinsfeld.” Mr. Chaos adds.
Sean flips Vinsfeld over the top rope and begins to ascend the turnbuckle. He moonsaults on top of the fallen Vinsfeld. The two slowly get up. Grasps Vinsfeld again and rams him into the steal steps. The impact of the two echoed throughout the arena. Running to Vinsfeld, Sean leaps sideways and smacks Vinsfeld the face with his leg and the second to first step with his back. Sean crawls up and into the ring while Vinsfeld does the same yet slower.
“That was a big move, but getting slammed by the corner of the steps in the process, Sean Archer.” Mr. Chaos commentates
“Hmm…” Dan mumbles watching the monitors.
Sean helps up Vinsfeld and twists him into a DDT. The fans cheer for Sean until an unexpected jolt from Vinsfeld. V spears Sean and punches at him wildly. Vinsfeld twists Sean into a sharpshooter submission hold. In the middle of the ring, Sean is question to of quitting by the ref. Sean doesn’t tap out. The crowds cheer loud as Sean makes a slow process to the ropes ahead of him. Mr. Chaos and Dan watch from the monitors and head on from the desks. To Vinsfeld’s disappointment, Sean grabs the lower black rope. Vinsfeld releases the hold and backs away.
“So endeth the lesson!” Dan mumbles to himself
“What lesson?” Mr. Choas turns to Dan
Vinsfeld sets Sean on his knees and dropkicks him hard to the face. Sean just falls back blooded. Vinsfeld pins Sean and gets the win.
“Holy shit!!! The ending streak has ended! Vinsfeld has proved that he is better than Sean and championship material!!! Vinsfeld won! Vinsfeld won!!!!” Mr. Chaos yells out
“I’m turning your microphone off.” Dan sneaks the plug to Mr. Chaos’s mic off.
The crowds cheer like there’s no tomorrow… An exhausted Vinsfeld is escorted backstage by Dan and Mr. Chaos while Sean rests a bit before sitting at the commentator table.
Andy Dick walks to the ramp entrance as shown from the titan tron. Though suddenly an unexpected song and theme video appears that makes the crowd scream louder than tortured souls in hell. The theme song “Hitman” blares loudly throughout the arena that it can be heard well into the parking lot.
“What the!!!???” Sean hears the music and is confused “Thank goodness…” he mumbles to himself
Bret “The Hitman” Hart walks down to the ring in his loved Jacket and Glasses. Wearing a black DWF t-shirt in white lettering and jeans. But from below his favored wrestling boots on. He steps into the ring and gets an over whelming welcome. After standing in the ring for a few seconds, the starred wrestler steps out and walks to take a seat next to Sean.
“That was a good match you had Sean. You did a winning job as well as Vinsfeld.” Bret compliments the previous match
“Thanks, uh, um, yeah… Hey!” Speechless, Sean is.
“Hey! My mic is off…” Bret plugs it back in.
“What happened to Andy Dick?” Sean still shocked
“That was a joke. I’m really glad to be here… Took me a while to reply to Dan, but I’m here.” Bret slightly chuckles at the Andy Dick comment
“So… How are you? Better?” Sean questions the recently sick Bret Hart.
“I’m feeling much better Sean. I probably won’t get back into wrestling, but if I do and you ever need a surprise match or contestant in a royal rumble, I’m here. You people treated me well.” Bret answers the question
“Great… I would love to see that. But this is great on its own. Anyway, the next match is Crow versus Dreamer Girl and what a match this will be. Guest ref Trev and Seymour as Crow’s 1-match manager.” Sean gets down to business
“Yes! I watched the previous episodes on this. Very interesting on how this match will turn out and as I see it, Trev is about to come out now.” Bret comments
The signs against and for Andy Dick begin to lower and some who brought marks make quick Bret Hart signs to raise.
“Trev! Wait a second Trev!” Ben runs up to Trev before the entrance music begins.
“What is it Ben? I have a match that DG has to win.” Trev disrespects Ben
“Listen if you don’t call that match down the middle, as in fair. You’ll be hearing the words ‘YOUR FIRED’ at Dino-Zone.” Ben threatens Trev
Trev glares at Ben and walks up the stage entrance stairs. The titan tron reverts to Trev’s theme video. He gets immensely booed at as Trev walks down to the ring in his referee attire.
“Here comes the bitch of the business.” A tired Sean mentions as DG makes her way to the ring booed as well.
DG stands aside Trev waiting for Crow to come out with Seymour. Yet another unexpected change occurs. The new theme song of Crow “Somewhere I belong” by Linkin Park plays out. Crow appears from behind the black curtain, Seymour not far behind. Crow, wearing a black shirt with black pants and Seymour in his usual wrestling attire, not entrance, but wrestling attire. Crow walks down to the ring and gets an evil smirk with what is about to happen to DG. Bret and Sean turn their microphones down a bit and the ring speakers up from their earphone volume.
“Here we go!” Bret turns to Sean and comments
“Finally… The bitch gets an ass kicking!” Sean uncontrollably smirks with what is about to happen.
DG runs at Crow and kicks in the midsection. Crow leans against the left turnbuckle ramp side. Fans boo as DG smacks away at Crow. She swells his cheeks imprinted red with her hand. Seymour jumps onto the rim and pushes her away. Trev immediately aids DG by stopping Seymour from interrupting or leave the ringside. Seymour jumps down from the rim and stands around.
“Fair my ass!” Sean comments against Trev
“This was rigged!” Bret comments pissed off at Trev and DG
DG waves her hand for another harsh slap to the face until Crow catches her arm. He quickly twists her arm to her back, pulling upward. A wrist lock. Fans get a moment of cheering before they settle down and realize Trev will cheat. Crow pushes her away. Trev yells at Crow, but ignoring the ref, Crow is. Placing DG between his knees, Crow holds her waist and pulls her up for a power bomb. Trev yells at him not to and watches DG get slammed down with a Jacknife Power Bomb. The crowd scream for joy. Crow pins. A very nervous and reluctant Trev slams the mat for the one count, then the two… and nothing different for the third count. Seymour slides into the ring and attacks Trev while SGD runs out to help. Crow looms over DG and makes a comment to her, looking down on her. He ignores Trev, Seymour, and SGD. Stepping out of the ring, Crow gets his moment of glory walking up the ramp.
“Well done… I think he could have done more to here that way Trev snaps and he gets fired, but nonetheless a good match.” Bret commentates on the win
“Yes. Up ahead is the well waited for LOTR finale event. Who will go to the Royal Rumble to face Dac? Boulder or Icebreaker??!!!
--Two men… Surviving a series of matches to ensure there spot for the Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation Championship Title Belt at the Royal Rumble. Two men… Surviving a series of matches all to end it in one match against each other in the pay per view event Lord of the Ring. Winner will go on to face Dac at the Royal Rumble and be dubbed, the Lord of the Ring for this year. And now… The LOTR finale event
Boulder vs Icebreaker –
Boulder's new theme The Man without Fear by Drowning Pool/Rob Zombie blares. His raging red fireworks blow the sound away with explosions not normal to his regular fireworks. The fans at row 304 stand up as he walks out onto the stage. Turns to the stage design and turning again to walk down ringside. Standing tall in the ring, blue fireworks geyser up as the entrance of Ice occurs. Ice runs down to the ring and the match begins. Boulder lifts Ice and swirls around, slamming him on his back. A spinebuster. Vito runs out to the ring with a steal chair and slides into the ring. He wails the confronting Ref over the head with the chair and then slams Boulder in the back with it. Ice grabs Vito and tosses him over the top rope.
“Awe fuck! Ice just got disqualified!” Sean yells… “Vito is going to get his ass kicked!”
“Wow… The Crow versus Dreamer Girl was a longer match!” Bret blerts
“Yeah.. Hey it’s been great having you here Bret! Feel better and if you ever want to return for a special commentating call us.” Sean shakes hands with Bret
“Thanks. But before I leave… Good night folks.” Bret Hart closes the show.
A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.
2/28/2003 10:40:40 PM
(Updated: 2/28/2003 10:48:03 PM)
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