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    ep6-Journey to the Ring
    By HBK

    Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
    Season 2


    Episode 6 “Journey to the Ring”
    Un-Caged

    After the styling pyro for the arena audience, Crow walks down to the ring with a microphone. The crowds cheer and wave their signs for the camera to see. Crow steps into the ring and waits for silence.

    “I came down here to announce who my 1-match manager is. Well first of all-“ Crow begins, but is quickly interrupted by the dastardly music of Trev.

    “Stop right there loser.” Trev interrupts Crow “Who ever this may be, you need out permission.”

    “That isn’t what Ben said.” Crow references to Ben’s words.

    “That’s what we said! Screw Ben! He is an ass! I am the better man of this company. I will degrade every single person in this federation! Just so I can be happy.” Trev insults everyone

    “Back to my point. The 1-Match manager for LOTR at our match on my side will be—“ Crow begins and again interrupted

    “We’re waiting.” Trev talks like the jerk he is.

    “Hey Ignoramus, let me finish. Now this was very hard. The manager is… Seymour. You see I was looking for people hated you and when I was watching that show where the PT was confronting you, I though of letting him giving you a taste of what’s to come when you fight not only me, but the team of SGD & Seymour!” Crow makes the stunning announcement

    “What! You can’t do that! I’m consulting Ben on this you ringworm!” Trev flips out

    Seymour and SGD walk out behind Trev. Turning around, Trev gets scoop slammed by Seymour, then walked on his face by SGD. The audience cheer loud and hard.

    “See you tonight in our match Trev.” Crow mentions to the fallen Trev as he walks up the ramp.

    “What a way to start the night.” Dan comments

    “That’s right Dan. Tomorrow night will be spectacular.” Sean agrees “But first we have Boulder versus Icebreaker. This is a non LOTR match.” Sean says as Boulder makes his entrance from the top platform to the ring.

    Icebreaker makes his entrance to the ring. Boulder stands across from Ice waiting. The match begins with the bell rings. Boulder moves Ice into a headlock. Before an escape occurs, Boulder trips back Ice with a Russen Leg Sweep. Rolling back up, Boulder steps over Ice as he gets up. Ice springs up and runs towards the white ring ropes. He knocks down Boulder with a shoulder block. Grabbing the legs of Boulder, Ice tries to turn him around to pull off a Boston Crab. Once the move has been done, Ice looks out to the crowd and falls back holding Boulder as well. Boulder rolls off the ring in pain. The ref begins a Ring Out count.

    “This match is really interesting. I’m surprised these two won’t fight at LOTR unless they each win… But anyway, I’m sure those matches will be quick and dumb for most of them types have.” Sean comments

    “Not necessarily Sean Archer. Yesterday with Asthma and NVO was a good match.” Dan confronts Sean

    “Ozma… Not asthma.” Sean corrects the Fed Owner.

    “Well…..” Dan turns back to the match.

    Ice sets Boulder at the turnbuckle right of Sean & Dan. He jumps up to the second ropes, hoping for a monkey toss, but Boulder quickly switching it to a power bomb. Fans cheer. Boulder pins Ice and doesn’t get a 3 count. Boulder kicks Ice at the groin before letting him get up. As he does, Boulder smacks his hand around Ice’s neck for a choke slam. Ice kicks Boulder at the stomach and Irish whips him to the ropes, dropkicking him when Boulder ran back to Ice. Ice pins Boulder and gets a win, not getting a full 3 count. Ice lifts up Boulder and does a Hardy’s Twist of Fate. He then gets the pin count.

    “Told you!” Sean turns over to Dan.

    “I liked this match. It’s not the size that matters, it’s how it’s performed.” Dan comes back at Sean with a good comment. When two wrestlers click in the ring, you get your good match. Sometimes it’s short sometimes it’s long. Looks like you still have much to learn young padawon.” Dan gives words of wisdom to Sean.

    “Hey Crow. Since I’m that manager for your match. Don’t get any tag team ideas. This is only once and only because I want to pummel them two as much as you do.” Seymour confronts Crow from backstage

    “I know. But if you turn Super Heel on me, I’ll kick all your asses!” Crow threatens him as he walks away to get ready for his match.

    The titan tron turns to the theme video of Vito Hardy. Vito is lowered down from the platform and he continues to walk down to the ring. He slides in and stands around near the announcer waiting for Wang.
    As Wang is lowered, Vito grabs the ref’s microphone.


    “I refuse to be in this match!” Vito begins to blab “I will not wrestle anymore for it is not true to my dreams. Instead… I will be at LOTR as a manager…. Icebreaker’s manager! And it’s no longer Vito… I demand to be respected as Vito the white. Why? Because everyone knows I would have won this LOTR, but being that I am that damn good, I’m going to be a manager!” Vito gets boos continuously during the announcement.


    “What?!” Dan searches through the script “That ignoramus!”

    “I know! Ripped us off of a good match! I had my bets on Vito winning the LOTR.” Sean says disappointed.



    “Well… Here comes Crow down that fun platform and coming here to the ring. Tomorrow’s match promises to be very interesting, but I have a hint that with Trev as special ref. Crow stands no chance in
    hell. Though having Seymour to agree as a 1-match manager is very smart. Where ever Seymour is, SGD
    isn’t far behind.” Sean comments as Crow enters the ring.

    Trev and DG walk onto the lever and is lowered down. They get a booing reaction from the crowds. Trev lets DG step ahead of him down the ramp, she trash talks to Crow about LOTR. After stalling a bit, Trev eventually gets his soon to be dead ass in the ring. Trev leans against the corner turnbuckle. Crow waits for the bell before running into Trev with an elbow smash. Crow pushes Trev down and ascends to the second ropes. He jumps on top of the stomach of Trev. Trev rolls out of the ring, DG takes him up the ramp.


    “Chicken shit!” Sean yells to them, but obviously isn’t heard.

    Crow steps out of the ring and begins to follow them.

    Trev & DG soon reach backstage as Crow jumps off the stairs to the high box and on top of the two. The ref soon appears atop the stairs. Crow pulls up Trev as he gets up. Punching away, Trev smacks his face against the white painted brick wall. Crow continuously slams Trev into the wall. To help Trev, DG low blows Crow and pushes him to the other side of the corridor wall. Trev moves away DG so he can punch away at Crow.


    “This match could get hardcore!!!” Dan commentates

    “That’s what we need around here Dan. A good hardcore match!!!” Sean suggests, turning to Dan

    “How about at LOTR?” Dan replies



    Trev pulls Crow to one of the tables down the rotunda. Before smashing Crow’s face into it, Crow grips Trev and backdrops him on the cold hard floor. Crow sets Trev onto the table, which is lying diagonally against the wall. DG slaps Crow, but he counter by whipping DG into Trev. The table snaps as the two fall.

    “well… I’m sure they are used to that position!!!” Sean disses the way Trev and DG fell.

    “Indeed!” Dan chuckles


    Crow turns to the ref.

    “No DQ now.” The ref says to Crow.

    The fans cheer. Crow folds up one of the steel chairs by the broken table.

    “Speaking of LOTR. Oooh Nice chair shot to both DG and Trev. Crow is kicking ass tonight! Speaking of LOTR Dan, I have a match against Vinsfeld tomorrow. And I’m looking forward to kicking his ungodly ass all over that ring. I’ll show him who the real god of wrestling is.” Sean comments about his upcoming match

    “Me, but let’s get back to the match.” Dan turns to his monitor


    Crow pulls DG away and jams the end of the chair to Trev’s stomach & chest. Crow pins Trev and gets the win.



    “Well…Short day today, but the LOTR will make up for it. 6 matches! This event will be grand Dan.”Sean comments

    “Ofcourse, not as grand as the Royal Rumble will be. I have a few surprises for that.” Dan says mysteriously

    “You fight the power brother. See ya tomorrow folks!” Sean closes out the show









    A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.




    2/22/2003 10:37:03 AM

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