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ep5- Preperation Dan
By HBK
Dan's Jurassic Wrestling Federation
Season 2
Episode 5 "Preparation Dan"
Trespasser
Take a moment before Reading…
Curt Hennig (1960 - 2003)
"Welcome to Trespasser and during the fireworks Dan and Dac started walking to ring… What is up now? Wait, Dac is suspended from Trespasser!" Sean opens up the show.
Dac and Dan stand in the ring with microphones waiting for silence.
"I know Ben suspended Dac from Trespasser, but that is completely reversed now. Ben has been suspended from 3 Trespasser episodes, which brings back Dac. And with his return… Let's move onto LOTR. I don't think it's fair that those wannabes get a title shot just by beating 3 people. Don't get me wrong, last nights DWF Live was a very interesting show… The eight man elimination match with all the LOTR contestants was one of my can come out here and challenge Dac. If that person wins then they the matches will return to the normal schedule." Dan makes a dramatic announcement "And I would like to state that Bish will be fired temporarily if he loses his next match. Along with, I've been getting notice of people getting passed security such as you saw on our first episode and yesterday. To let you know, those are not my ideas for a story line. The police are surrounding the stadium to ensure better security measures. And-" Dan gets interrupted by Vito
"I think we heard you blab on enough. Dac, I will kick your ass in the ring right here right now!" Vito challenges Dac
"Bring it mate." Dac hands his title to Dan.
A ref walks to the ring with Vito and the match begins. Vito kicks Dac, but he grabs Vito's leg. Vito swirls over and kicks him in the face. The ref yells at Dan to go backstage. Dan reluctantly does so. Vito jumps on top of Dac's stomach and walk off him. Vito gets the fans cheering. Dac slowly regains his standing. Vito moves with another low kick, again Dac catches him. He grabs the leg, pushes Vito onto the canvas and puts him in a one legged Boston Crab submission hold. Vito reaches out to the ropes, gripping it the hold is released. Dac lifts up the same leg and slams it to the canvas. Vito holds his knee in pain as if broken. Dac shoves away the ref, but gets shoved back so the ref could help Vito. Dac stands near Vito upset.
"Get up!" Dac kicks Vito.
Vito rolls over, trips Dac in a pinning position, and doesn't get a full count. Vito swirls around kicking Dac in the face and back on the canvas. Climbing to the top of the turnbuckle he jumps off and frog splashes on top of Dac. He pins him slightly and wins.
"What a good match. Now we can get back to the normal show plans." Mr. Chaos notes on Dan's words
"Indeed." Sean follows up the comment. "Hold a second. I just got word that the special guest commentator is in the building… We have footage of him arriving." Sean makes a stunning announcement
The titan tron rolls earlier footage of the parking lot. Small, run down car parks near a bunch of 1st class Limousines and vehicles. The door opens and the earlier cheers of fans anticipated gets louder as the person is viewed.
"Hey! You're the guest commentator we called right?" Ben walks up to him, blonde hair, HBK shirt, and the faded jeans supposedly hip with the crowd.
The guy takes off his shades revealing none other than Andy Dick.
"This is good… Like my car? Yeah it cost me a fortune!" Andy greets Ben, showing off his car as well
"I see. Let me show you a tour of the stadium." Ben walks with the celeb.
The titan tron fades into the wrestling clips of Boulder. His theme plays as he walks down to the ring. As he walks down, Red pryo explodes above the TT.
"Andy Dick? Oh no! I have to commentate with Andy Dick!" Sean says in horror
"Hell… It's only two matches. Maybe Andy will mysteriously disappear and someone else like me can commentate with you Sean." Mr. Chaos gets ideas
"Bring on Andy Dick!" Sean degrades Mr. Chaos
"Well any ways… Bish entering into the ring… I hear that if he loses he is suspended, or fired." Mr. Chaos comments idiotically
"Dan mentioned earlier about a suspension… Were you listening? Ooh.. Good clothesline by Boulder, knocking down Bish. Boulder already going for a mock F5." Sean describes the match
Boulder lifts Bish over his shoulders and swirls him onto the canvas. Boulder jumps to his feet and pins him. Receiving a very quick win, Boulder rips off Bish's gloves revealing brass knuckles.
"Fire that bitch!" Mr. Chaos yells out
"Shutup!" Sean pushes Mr. Chaos "Sean is a heel for a reason. Dude, he is a hardcore wrestler… This is story line not real…" Sean mentions off camera
The camera scrolls back over to Sean and Mr. Chaos, sitting in front of the front row seat fans.
"Bish obviously using weapons.. And I guess Boulder noticed so he made the match end idiotically quick. We still have the next two matches to look forward to." Mr. Chaos comments
"Boulder did good… for 20 seconds. He will move onto the Finals.
A few minutes after break, Vito makes his entrance to the ring again. After him, Wang makes his entrance. Wang steps into the ring and stands near Vito. The bell rings. Wang makes a comment to Vito which is replied with an elbow to the face. Vito crescent kicks Wang down and quickly drops down with a punch to the forehead. Vito hops back on his feet and backs from Wang. Wang stands up, leaning against the ropes. Vito walks over to Wang and punches him a few times over the head. Wang dodges the 7th punch by sliding under Vito and rushing to the other ropes. Springing back, Wang leaps into the air and knocks down Vito with a hard flying lariat. Cameras flash. Dac runs down to the ring, the ref unable to stop him for Wang and Vito both jump over the top rope and cross body onto him onto each other. Vito and Wang run to both sides of the ring area. Running fast, the two jump onto the black railing and as they reach the ramp way opening, the two leap with a swirling wheel kick. Unfortunately Dac got out of the way in tine and the two crashed into each other. Dac stumbles away. Vito slowly and drearily slides into the ring before the count gets to 7. Wang lies out of the ring. Generous enough to slide out of the ring, Vito breaks the RO count. He slides Wang into the ring and slides back in himself. Vit rests one arm ver Wang and the ref hits the ring canvas three times. Vito wins the match.
"Damn that Dac! I was hoping for a long and exciting match. Now we have to watch Ozma and NVO win quick I bet. If this turns out to be a good match then I will pay someone 3000$" Sean scoffs the matches
"Bet taken!" Mr. Chaos pulls out some money
"So um… Andy. I'll call a cab for you to go to the airport. See you Saturday, I think." Ben tries fast to get rid of Andy Dick
"I have a car." Andy points to his shit-mobile
"Get a cab. I don't know if a limo is the right thing for someone like you." Ben disses Andy
"Fine then! Prepare to meet Daphne Aguilara!!!!" Andy threatens him as he waits for a cab.
Ben walks away, leaving Andy to wait for a cab which isn't coming. Ben walks straight to Dan's office.
"Andy Dick! That's the best we can get? What about HBK or fvcking anybody!!!" Ben complains, sitting back down at a familiar office as seen in season 1.
"I like Andy. He's funny. And being Andy Dick is what he does best!" Dan shoos away Ben
The titan tron is interrupted by Ozma's theme. Fans cheer for the newbie. NVO runs out to the ring and begins punching away at Ozma.
"Fook mi that was fast!" Mr. Chaos blurts
"Shutup fool! I want to see a good match tonight!" Sean pushes the papers on Mr. Chaos's side of the table off the table.
Mr. Chaos gets on his knees to pick up the papers when Sean wails him over the back with the chair.
"Now we can enjoy this match." Sean sits contently on his chair.
NVO Irish whips Ozma to the other side of the ring (each side facing audience.). As he runs back NVO, boots him to the face.
"NVO with a big boot to Ozma. I sure hope he gets eliminated. I don't see Ozma as a champ type. Ooh… NVO slamming Ozma down with an Atomic Drop. Now he is going for a rare chin lock. Heh, Ozma isn't facing toward the ropes so he would probably-Ozma has his foot on the rope behind them." Sean commentates.
The referee breaks the hold. NVO, controlling the match, lifts up Ozma by the hair and slams him back down on the mat. His gray shirt begins to stain of blood.
"Ozma all blooded slightly in the forehead. NVO is controlling this match as if Ozma is his bitch! Kicking away at Ozma, the right foot of NVO is." Sean comments some more
NVO helps up Ozma, walks him over to the left Turnbuckle on the side (commentator side) and sets his arms around the 3rd white rope. He backs up, ready boot him hard in the face. Just as NVO runs nearest to Ozma lifts up his legs, kicking down NVO in the knick of time. NVO falls out of the ring, Ozma falls on top down face front. The ref begins to count out NVO. Sean takes necessary actions and pushes NVO into the ring.
"Sean is cool…." Sean says to himself aloud "If there isn't a good match, I'll make one! Wrestling isn't for complete story line, but for wrestling as well."
Ozma pins NVO not getting a win. NVO jumps up to his feet the old HBK fashion also getting a few cheers. Placing Ozma against the same corner for the same move, NVO gets ready for his special, which previously failed. Ozma lifts upwards a bit during the successful kick to the face. NVO slams Ozma back onto the canvas and pins him. Lifting his foot on to the 1st bottom rope, Ozma breaks the count. NVO stands up in frustration.
"Yeah!" Sean yells and kicks Mr. Chaos back down.
NVO scoop slams Ozma. The fans cheer for another boot to the face. NVO sets up Ozma for yet another. After the short run, Ozma dodges NVO's kick by falling down. NVO hits the turn pads with his midsection and leg. He falls backwards on top of Ozma. The crowd let out an "Ooh…". Referee Elttil Kowee takes the positing as a pin and begins a count only to see Ozma place his leg on the rope again. This time the ref gets frustrated. The ref begins a KO count leading up to the number "8" before Sean pulls Ozma out of the ring. Sean yells to the ref to do his job as he pushes Ozma back in. Sean kicks Mr. Chaos again before sitting down.
"Ladies and Gentlemen to end this feud I want a fair match. Mr. Chaos wants quick matches!" Sean degrades Mr. Chaos.
NVO slowly stumbles back up. He leans against the ropes taking the time to rest before he attacks Ozma again. NVO finally decides to just pin Ozma and gets the win. Fans scream loudest and cameras flash all around the arena. Mr. Chaos sits back on his chair unknowing what went on.
"What a match folks! Anyway, Mr. Chaos I am fighting you at Dino-Zone for who stays a commentator and who goes." Sean challenges Mr. Chaos
"When's Dino-Bone?" Mr. Chaos, still woozy replies
"Next week loser." Sean pushes down Mr. Chaos one last time.
NVO and Ozma walk up the ramp together with good sportsmanship. People begin to leave.
"LOTR tickets are sold out so See you tomorrow everyone!!!" Sean closes the show
A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.
2/13/2003 8:15:29 PM
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