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    During the opening of TLW in Baltimore, Md., two rival gangs got into a gun fight while in line. One gang member was killed and two bystanders were seriously injured. (From: Juan)
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    ep3-Qualified
    By HBK

    Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
    Season 2


    Episode 3 “Lining Up”
    Un-Caged



    The crowd marvel at the large steel spikes sticking out from the side of a large box structure on top of a rectangular pillar holding it up from the front, with a lever system for wrestlers to elevate down to the stage center for their entrances. The crowd waste pictures just on the arena itself. As the episode opening fireworks begins, the camera scans the arena seats from the top screen boxes steal octopus leg tentacles. White circular lights stream around the arena.

    “The Lord of the Ring qualifying matches are beginning tonight. And what a night it’s going to be. Welcome to Un-Caged!” Sean in his wrestling attire announces.

    “Yes indeed and I believe you have a match with Boulder.” Dan adds.

    “Yes. Vinsfeld and I have both entered the LOTR qualification event which will take place all week until the PPV.” Sean comments

    The titan tron shows DG in Crow’s locker room standing around. Crow walks in and the cheers can be heard from backstage.

    “Justin… You look good as bad as I can make that sound. I don’t think you should enter the LOTR events.” DG steps closer to Crow, in actually appropriate clothing. White shirt, black pants, Ozzy Bitch boots.

    “Why?” Crow drops his blue sports bag on the bench near the wooden clothing nooks.

    “Because, why go in an event no one wants you to win, when you can fight me. In an Inter-Gender Championship Title match.” DG sits on his bench

    “I’m not interested.” Crow turns around and leans on the wooden shelving.

    “Well. Too bad because I booked you in a match with me asshole whether you like it or not! I have a surprise for you about the match anyway!” DG stands up pissed off and walks out after commenting.

    Crow throws down his wrestling attire and slams the door.

    “Bitch!” he yells

    The titan tron goes straight to Boulder’s video of him in previous matches and constant name appearance. His theme “Bodies” by Drowning Pool rumbles the entrance box. Boulder, in black elbow pads, black boots, and red pants, hits a red button on the side of the room under the linked titan tron and the lever begins to lower him down to the stage center. Fans scream for joy as they watch. Signs fill the arena along with flashes. Boulder hops off the platform 2 feet above the actual stage. He begins to walk down to the ring. The announcer introduces him as jumps down to the stage and walks. Sean waits for him already in the ring.

    “Great new look to this show as this was my idea. Reason for him hosting Un-Caged rather than Ben who is on Dino-Zone.” Dan explains the new stage.

    Both wrestlers stand in the middle of the ring. Sean holds out his hand in “good sportsmanship”. Boulder does the same, but swiftly pulls Sean forward and kicks him in the stomach. Boulder slams his forearm to the back of Sean and punches him down on the head. Boulder holds onto both legs of Sean, spreads them, and kicks Sean in the groin. Fans cheer as the move occurs. Boulder walks towards the ref for he was being told to not perform the kick. Boulder pushes away the ref and walks back to Sean expecting to beat on him more. Boulder falls to his knees after being kneed in the groin from Sean. Sean jerks his left leg to Boulder and kicks him down. Sean puts his arm over Boulder, holding down his arms. The ref counts the pin, but Boulder kicks out of the pin literally. Boulder rolls Sean over holding his left arm and puts him in an arm lock. Boulder kicks Sean in the back before jolting away from him. Sean stands again and glares at his opponent. Boulder elbows Sean in the face and holds him from the back. Boulder executes 3 German suplexes. Boulder pins Sean, but no three. Lifting up Sean, Boulder gets elbowed in the stomach and loses his grip. Sean runs to the tableside ropes and back with a flying elbow to the face of Boulder. Sean twists tightly on the ankle hoping for Boulder to tap out of an ankle lock. Boulder rolls around, kicking Sean in the face during the process. Boulder begins an ankle lock on Sean Archer.

    “This match is intense. Sean is getting his ass kicked!” Dan watches with excitement

    Sean taps out. Boulder gets up and kicks Sean before the bell rings.

    “Boulder will be going to the semi-finals.” Dan comments

    “That was hell… That wasn’t fair! I should have won!” Sean breathes deep while commenting

    DG walks down the ramp with a microphone. Boos fill the air. She steps through the ropes and walks to the middle of the ring.

    “Now, I’m sure you all want to know what surprise I have for Crow. It---“ DG begins to talk, but Crow walks out to the stage and interrupts.

    “You have no right assigning me in these dumb matches DG. As much as I would be pleased destroying you in the ring, I have better things to do with my life than to look at you. You had your chance bitch.” Crow vilifies DG

    Trev runs out in a referee shirt and knocks down Crow with a chair.

    “Crow. The surprise is the Trev. He will be the special guest ref! See you at LOTR!” DG announces, drops the mic and walks up the ramp.

    DG kicks Crow and walks away with Trev. The fans scream “Slut and Fag”. Two official refs help Crow get backstage.

    The announcer introduces Thorn as he is lowered down to the stage. Fans go wild with the cool stage look. Thorn walks up the steps and into the ring. After the arrival of Thorn, the entrance of Bish begins. Bish dropkicks Thorn to the ropes, Thorn grasps the top rope with both arms locked around underneath. Bish clotheslines Thorn out of the ring. Thorn quickly gets back into the ring. Bish stomps on him a bit before letting him stand. Bish knees Thorn and wraps a chokehold on him. Bish tightens the hold. Choking, Thorn taps out and squirms away from Bish’s grip. Thorn walks away with a ref as Bish begins to step out of the ring. Ben walks down the ramp with a few papers in his hand. Ben stops Bish and begins to talk with him.

    “Bish I guess is going to the semi-finals.” Sean comments “But what could Ben be telling him?”

    “Who cares. Vito and Alpha wrestle next, but I believe that Bish seems to be too rough. We are thinking about either suspension or cutting him from the roster, fire him if he doesn’t shape up.” Dan answers Sean

    Several fans walk away for restroom breaks while commercials roll.


    “Monday night at Dino-Zone it is you and I for the qualification match V.” Wang talks with Vinsfeld

    “I know that. Don’t expect that we don’t have enemy status that I won’t fight like we don’t.” Vinsfeld threatens Wang

    “You do that.” Wang walks away

    The titan tron switches to Vito’s video and he walks out to the platform. Walking down to the ring, Vito drops off his “Vito” Jacket along the way for the prop holder to return backstage. He slides in and waits for Alpha. Alpha lowers from the platform and walks down the ramp, soft pyro blowing from the Stage sides. Alpha jumps up to the rim and steps under the third rope into the ring. The bell signals the match beginning. Alpha leans to the ropes, springs to Vito, and gets flipped over onto his back onto the floor matting. Sean and Dan watch as Vito jumps off from the rim and leg drops Alpha. Vito helps up Alpha, leans him against the foreign commentator’s table, and smacks him across the chest. Vito jab punches Alpha a few times in the face before pushes him to the ring. Vito slides in himself. Vito forearms Alpha over the back and sets him down, climbs the nearest turnbuckle, and then moonsaults on top of Alpha. Cameras flash. Vito pins Alpha without success. Lifting Alpha to his knees, Vito kicks him in the back and dropkicks him to the lower back. Vito pins again. The ref counts to 1 before Alpha gets free a second time. Vito punches Alpha a couple times before standing again.

    “Alpha is putting up quite a fight.” Sean comments while watching the ring and his monitor

    “No he’s not. He’s getting whipped around like a Compy against a Rex.” Dan replies turning to Sean

    “I know, but it’s what you say when this stuff happens to make the person look like he is doing strong.” Sean leans to Dan out of the way of the camera

    “Oo… Watch it Vito! We are behind tables here!” Dan yells at Vito, who moonsaulted on top of Alpha right in front of the tables.

    “If anything happens I hope those foreigners get their tables broken first!” Sean insults the Spanish commentators.

    The ref ensues his ring out count going on to the number four. Vito is first in the ring. Vito firmly grasps the top rope and then leaps over, turning over to his back and slamming onto the stomach of Alpha. The ref starts to recount. Dan takes off his headphones and walks around the table to the fallen wrestlers.

    Dan forces up Alpha and slides him into the ring, then Vito. Dan signals the ref to start a KO count instead before he sits back at the desk.

    “What was that?” Sean talks with Dan

    “I don’t want a good match ended like that and if they both got disqualified then who goes to Semi-Finals?” Dan replies logically

    “Good point.” Sean turns to the monitor and watches a replay of what he just missed.

    Vito twists Alpha’s right foot around his knee and keeps his foot on Alpha’s left leg. Vito releases the toehold, walks around to Alpha’s side still holding his leg in place, and pushes it backwards. Vito kicks Alpha in the head before moving to the ref, giving Alpha space. Alpha limp stands. Vito runs aside of Alpha, jumps onto the second rope and spring forward with a body press. Vito puts Alpha in a pin position. The ref begins to count. Alpha puts his leg on the lower rope, the ref sees. Vito jolts up and stomps on Alpha. Pissed off, Vito lifts Alpha, wraps one arm around his head and then makes a move for a DDT quickly reverting it to a pedigree. Vito pins him a last time and gets it. Fans scream cheers and match joy. Vito walks out of breath to the ramp way, watching the replay on the titan tron along the walk. Dan and the referee help Alpha out of the ring and up the ramp way.

    “Good match. I can’t wait for Dino-Zone because the qualification matches continue with Wang versus Vinsfeld and Aragorn versus Ozma. Icebreaker and Sinornis will have their match during DWF Live. The winner will be at the finals in LOTR. See you Monday folks. Woah.. Wait!” Sean begins to end the show.

    Crow searches for DG and Trev backstage, with a barb wired bat. He approaches Seymour near the parking long entrance door across the hall from Dan’s office.

    “Have you seen Dreamer Girl and Trev around?” Crow questions Seymour, bat in hand.

    “Yes. Being that I don’t talk to losers, I can’t tell you.” Seymour insults Crow

    “Well you talk to SGD.” Crow insults Seymour

    Seymour goes to hit Crow and gets a wired bat to the stomach and back. Crow drops the bat on top of Seymour and walks out of the building.


    “Crow must be pissed. I would too if a whore and a queer like Trev was bothering me. Any way, next week is Lord of the Ring and what an event that will be. Monday, Our first non-Qualification match occurs again with a great tag title match. Let’s hope Ozma can handle the power trip and his LOTR ‘Q’ match. Tickets still on sale, good night!”

    2/9/2003 5:34:30 PM

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