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ep14-PPV: Warpath
By HBK
Episode 14 PPV: Warpath
Dan's Wrestling Federation
Previously On DJWF
Crow talks with Vinsfeld and Boulder until a masked man with all black old navy fleece clothing, attacks Crow with a black bat labeled NFO.
"See you next year mother-fvckers!" The man taunts the three and knocks down the coffee machine
"That was good fvcking coffee and tea man!" Vinsfeld throws down his mug, shatteringly
"GET HIM!!!" Everyone near the room and in the room scream
"Oh shit..." the man runs away
An angry mob of DWF staff and wrestlers chase down the masked man all the way to the end of the parking lot and beat him down to a bloody loser.
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"Ice... Get your ass down here! I won that royal rumble fairly! I deserved a title shot before anyone else in this federation! You go around picking fights before Jurassic Mania even approaches so you won't have to fight me! Is that it? Or intimidate me? Blow it out your ass Ice Bucket! Tonight, at Warpath after this event, You an me--" Dac begins an announcement untill he gets interrupted
"Sorry to disrupt your delcaration of stupidity sir Dac, but it occurs to me, that you aren't worth that title! I bet Dan helped you in the ring! I say it loud and clear... The only reason Dac got far in this federation is because of the help Dan gave him! Dan gave you easy targets, Dan helped throw out as many people in the royal rumble for you! Dac, tonight, I'm going to end your hoaxous dream by beating you for the true number one contendorship!" Seymour makes an even more interesting announcement
"Bring it..." Dac says, waiting in the ring
"I'd rather conserve my engery and time for tonight. See you in the ring, because the path you have takin will end with me! Tonight, you lose that title shot at Warpath!!!" Seymour says before walking backstage
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DJWF IS CURRENTLY UNDER A CANCELLATION POLICY... A POLL IS BEING HELD THROUGH EMAIL TO EITHER
A. Cancel Season 3
B. Let DWF continue until it OFFICIALLY ends
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PPV: Warpath
"Ow!!! Them bastards beat the fricken' shit out of me!!!" The black clothed man screams as he is dragged in a black van
The van drives away, almost running over Wang and the rest of the partygoers.
Dan watches the Spider-Man Vs Symbiote Spider match on his wall hung TV.
"GO SPIDER WEB!!!" Spider-Man shoots out webbing in Symbiote's face.
"My eyes!!!" Sym backs away wiping off the sticky webbing
Spider-Man super kicks Sym in the face and pins. He wins the match as fans boo and holler.
"YOU SUCK!!! THIS MATCH WAS TOO QUICK!!!" Fans scream
"Dan! Face it, you need me to win this pink slip on a pole match! Because if I don't, you still have to deal with the rest of the flooders!" SGD threats Dan
"I don't. With a simple banishment... I can have not only you fired, but all your friends!" Dan back-threats
"You suck..." SGD walks to the ring entrance down the hall
SGD walks down to the ring, flooder song blaring to the beat of his movements. He slides into the ring and stands by the corner near the pole for easy access.
"At the weight of 90 pounds... Flooder Member, Max!!" The announcer announces
SGD glares at Max as he walks down to the ring. Stepping into the ring, the bell sounds the match as Max rushes to SGD. SGD flips over Max and starts climbing the pole, near the commentator's table on the right, holding the most hated; Pink Slip. Max grabs SGD's tights and slams him down. Max stomps on SGD's face and climbs to the third turnbuckle pad. He elbows SGD to the face as he jumps down. Seymour slides off his garment of clothes and runs down to the ring. Max jumps over the top ropes onto Seymour.
"Kick ass!!!" Dan cheers on from in his office
SGD starts to climb the pole slowly. Seymour bursts into a bloody mess as Max slams a barb wired chair to his face. Max slides into the ring after the whacking. Max firmly grasps the small piece of paper just as Max ascends the pole to stop him. Seymour walks back up the ramp, and then begins rolling down it when Dac smacked him across the head with a steal pipe.
"Bitch!! I'm going to kill you in our match!!!" Dac taunts the passed out Seymour
SGD holds onto the envelope as Max slams him to the mat. Max reaches for the pink slip only to see it not there. Max wins, and the flooders get fired.
"Dan... Vito and Spinoboy11 went to Vinsfeld's party... We don't have a match to defend our titles in now!!!" Ambrose complains to Dan
"Hmm... I guess they give-up the match... Hmm I have an idea for a time waster!" Dan says with a bit more THINK
--------------Feature Presentation-------------
"Fa la la la la, la la la la, Elmo's world!" Elms sings happily
"Shut the fvck up!" A baby screams aiming a rocket launcher to Elmo's head.
!!!BOOM!!!
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"Wow Dan that was a good movie... I think we need to make more movies!" Ambrose compliments on the short film
"Hmm... I have an idea for a side series... CRYPTOZOOLOGY ANIMALS!!! WOOPITY DOO!" Dan sits down and begins to draw ideas onto a piece of paper as Ambrose grabs his ring attire glasses and leaves the stadium.
Rancor limps into the white office room with styling leg cast and rib gauze.
"Dan... I want to wrestle who ever wins the #1 Contenders match!!!" Rancor Demands
"Can't now, I'm writing a script for a new mini series!!!" Dan blurts "Here, have an apple!" Dan throws a rotten apple at Rancor, hitting him in the ribs
"Agh!!!" Rancor falls over
"If you have an issue, use a tissue!" Dan slides his tissue box off the desk "Now leave me to my work Rancor!"
Seymour slowly walks up the steal steps, glaring at Dac in the ring. He slides off his long royal blue robe and gives it to the clothes holder. Seymour falls down off the rim as Dac kicks him down, not wasting any time in the match.
Dac slams his fist onto Seymour's back and pushes him, shoulder first into turnbuckle left near the ramp.
-----------PLEASE STAND BY----------
"Hi... I'm the owner of DWF.. I would like to present to you, dat.... that we here at DWF will be making a mini series to promote the federation, and because it is cool.... Now... back to the show!" Dan interludes the match
------------BACK TO BROADCAST------------
Dac pins Seymour, but only a two count. Rolling Seymour onto the table set up out of the ring earlier, Dac gets ready to jump onto Seymour, through the table. He does just that as he rotates into the air, and slams back first onto Seymour. Flashes fill the moment as the crack of the table echoes. The ref begins to shout the count down to ring out.
"1...2...3....4...5" The Ref begins to shout
Dac slowly rolls Seymour into the ring, and then himself. Dac ends the count at 8 as he pins the broken down Seymour. Getting the win, Dac finally gets the title shot he well deserved from the royal rumble!
A huge beer and music party rocks Vinsfeld's house and the soulful tunes of Slipnot, Saliva, and Static-X shake the entire village of New Orleans.
"No!!! That's my favorite autographed vase from Sam Neill!!!" Vinsfeld runs around the crowded house trying to save his valuables from being disvaluables.
Items get smashed and tossed around along with beer bottles and mini-guitars.
"No!!! Don't touch that statue!!!!" Vinsfeld runs to the nudist stature of some artist
It falls and a 'piece' gets ripped off.
"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIENDS FAVORITE PART YOU ASS HOLE!!!" Vinsfeld jumps on Spinoboy11 and a giant Mosh Pit/Fight breaks loose.
1/4/2003 2:36:11 PM
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