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ep12-Surprise
By HBK
Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
Season 2
Episode 12 “Surprise”
Trespasser
(Titan tron)
Seymour and SGD walk up to the tag team of Ozma and Mr. Chaos.
“Hey… Um…Wimps right?!” Seymour calls out to the tag champions from down the hall.
Ozma & Mr. Chaos walk up to the two.
“We don’t want trouble. We are just going to the new coffee room!” Mr. Chaos explains
“New? Didn’t we get a new one? After that masked moron destroyed the first one.” SGD gets into the conversation.
“Yeah well I guess someone broke this one so they got a new one. Comes with hot chocolate as well.” Mr. Chaos explains
“Oh… Cool!” SGD comments
“What the hell! Shut the hell up! Today, we want to fight you both in single matches. We’ll run you down and gain those belts once and for all at Royal Rumble!” Seymour interrupts them.
“No funny business?” Ozma gets suspicious
“Honest man to man wrestling. No interference.” Seymour tries to deal with the two.
“Nerds…” SGD comments as they leave to the stage entry steps.
“Well… What are we to expect from this? Can those two play fair?” Sean comments “Personally I hope Mr. Chaos gets his ass kicked and nuked.”
“Ok…” Host comments “All I can say is …Read my novels!”
“Right…” Sean agrees sarcastically “Well I guess we are to expect those matches now. Here comes Ozma.”
“I could just break into song!” Host comments
“Don’t!” Sean moves a little away
Ozma steps into the ring a little nervous with the match. The announcer announces the entrance of SGD. SGD walks down to the ring, no fireworks this time. He steps into the ring glaring at Ozma.
Ozma runs to SGD and flying forearms him down onto the canvas. Ozma runs to the right corner turnbuckle Ramp side. He jumps to the top of the turnbuckle and senton bombs SGD. Ozma quickly jumps to his feet and runs back to the turnbuckle, this time allowing SGD to stand. Falling to the canvas, SGD gets hurracanrana’d by Ozma.
“Quite the energetic start for Ozma. He must know that if he slows down SGD he could win.” Sean comments
“Yup.” Host agrees “I wonder when SGD will challenge Dac for the belt.”
“Dac won the belt from SGD and then went just as bad as him, Dan too.” Sean answers Host.
Ozma pins SGD, not getting a win. SGD grabs Ozma before he can jump back up. SGD pulls him into an arm lock. SGD changed the submission move into the cross face chicken wing. Ozma tries to reach the bottom rope which facing the left side of the crowds. Tapping out, Ozma does not get released. A few ref break up the hold and help Ozma back up the ramp to backstage, SGD not far behind.
“Unfair.” Host comments
“True, but that is how the Power Trip is. Someone just needs to end their trip at the Royal Rumble.” Sean comments with desire to end the tag team. “But I’m going to love this next match.”
(Titan tron)
“I cannot believe I wasn’t booked a match for tonight.” Vinsfeld complains to Dan.
“Maybe because you wrestled on Monday?” Dan explains with a question
“Fine…” Vinsfeld walks away angered a bit.
Mr. Chaos walks out to the stage with his Commentator wind jacket and wrestling tights revealing his logo. As he enters the ring, Seymour’s song plays out. Seymour walks down to the ring in his usual blue attire without his entrance attire.
“Kick Mr. Chaos’s ass Seymour!” Sean comments unprofessionally.
“Hmm…” Host thinks
Mr. Chaos walks to the ropes and insults Sean a little. Seymour runs in behind Mr. Chaos and backdrops him. SGD runs out to the ring with a chair. He hits Mr. Chaos hard with the chair. Seymour pins Mr. Chaos as the ref focuses back on the match. He gets the win.
“Now that was a great match! The greatest I have ever seen in my life!” Sean comments proudly
“Hmm…” Host gets suspicious
Ozma runs out to the ring and jumps through the ropes to get in. Seymour tries to clothesline him, but Ozma runs under him and bulldogs both men. Mr. Chaos slowly gets up.
“Sean what are you doing!?” Host says to him as Sean leaves his chair to get into the ring.
Mr. Chaos and Sean begin to punch away at each other.
“Ok…” Host sits alone.
Vinsfeld runs out to the ring and slides in. Seymour grabs Ozma with his fist and choke slams him. Vinsfeld jumps at Mr. Chaos & Sean Archer. SGD punches at Ozma with Seymour. Crow runs down to help Ozma.
“It’s complete chaos!” Host gets confused more.
Mr. Chaos & Vinsfeld both double attack Sean Archer at the left corner turnbuckle by the commentator side. Crow punches Seymour like hell at the other side of the ring while SGD puts Ozma in the Cross Face Chicken Wing. Trev runs down to the ring and jumps onto the rim to attack Crow. Sean backhand chops Vinsfeld away and flips Mr. Chaos out of the ring onto the steel steps. Fans cheer. Vinsfeld grabs Sean by the hair and pants, and pushes him over the top rope.
“Thank god I am not wrestling.” Host comments
Trev gets thrown onto SGD and Ozma. James and Danger Powers run down to the ring. James gets tossed out by Crow. Ozma hip tosses SGD out of the ring, getting kicked out himself by DP. Wang runs down and spears Seymour onto canvas. Vinsfeld pulls up Wang and whips him over the top rope, then drop kicking him off of the ring rim.
Crow lifts up Trev by the throat and choke slams him out of the ring. Crow insults him before making an attack on Seymour. Vinsfeld and DP punch at each other.
“I feel like I should break into song or promote my new novel.” Host blabs
Seymour gets wheel kicked out of the ring by Crow almost near Vinsfeld. Seymour falls by the commentator tables.
“Jeez!” Host stands up “Can’t a guy promote something?”
DP gets pushed into Crow, knocking him over the ring. Vinsfeld runs at DP and flying lariets him out from the other side of the ring. Vinsfeld gets up to be the only one in the ring.
“This place is nuts!” Host sits back down.
Vinsfeld leans against the ropes with have proven he can win.
“When the Royal Rumble comes about… I will eliminate Vinsfeld! I don’t care about winning…Only eliminating that man in the ring!” Sean says with hatred and almost out of breath.
“Maybe you need psychiatric help.” Host suggests “ Any way, up next is Boulder versus Icebreaker and what a match that should be.”
(Titan tron)
“Hey Dan… I just have to say one thing about the Rumble before I go to the ring.” Icebreaker walks up to Dan in his office.
“What is that?” Dan questions
“Ben will be at my corner so you don’t help Dac win the match!” Icebreaker makes the comment and walks to the entrance steps across the rotunda.
Fans cheer.
Blue smoke fogs the stage as Icebreaker makes his entrance to the ring. Fans cheer as he enters the ring. After Ice’s entrance, Boulder makes his way to the ring. “The Man without Fear” by Drowning Pool/Rob Zombie baring the arena. Boulder jumps to the ring and steps in. The match bell rings.
Boulder kicks and DDT’s Ice. Boulder pins him but does not get the win. Boulder stands back up and waits for Ice to stand. As he does, Ice slams on his back from the northern lights suplex by Boulder. Boulder backs away.
“Good sportsmanship being done now. Boulder is strangely letting Ice continuously get back up.” Sean comments
“Yes, I guess he is.” Host agrees
Boulder does the pumphandle slam to Ice and pins him. No three count. Boulder lifts Ice up and Irish whips him towards the commentator side ropes. As Ice comes back, Boulder side slams him back onto the canvas. Ice jumps to his feet and Irish whips Boulder into the right corner turnbuckle, ramp side. Ice runs at Boulder, but gets a big boot to the face. Ice falls back down onto the canvas. Placing Icebreaker in the reverse chin lock Boulder waits until Ice reluctantly taps out.
“This just proves that he deserves to go to Warpath and face against Dac for the DWF Championship Title Belt. Just like when he won at LOTR.” Sean comments
“Too true. Remember… Check out my new novel folks! And the dvd!” Host wanders off topic
“What? Never mind. See you all at the Royal Rumble everyone.. Good night!”
A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.
4/13/2003 11:46:04 AM
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