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ep11-Annoyance
By HBK
Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
Season 2
Episode 11 “Annoyance”
Dino-Zone
The expected blast of red and blue fireworks fills the crisp air with a smoke smell and bright delights. The roar of the crowd lasts long until the first theme song begins. Crow walks down to the ring not in his wrestling attire, but jeans an a black “Crow” shirt. He walks down with a microphone. Stepping into the ring, Crow waits for the crowd to silence a bit.
“Now I’m getting very annoyed by these spontaneous attacks for Trev and DG. I’ve talked with commissioner Ben and he has agreed that if either one of you interfere in my match tonight, DG forfeits her match and Trev is automatically ousted from the Rumble.” Crow announces
Trev appears on the egg shaped titan tron.
“Whatever Crow! But once the Rumble is over, I’m going to kick your ass all over the ring!” Trev replies before the titan tron blinks back to the logo.
Crow walks back up the ramp and backstage.
“I would like to see that match. Trev versus Crow.” Mr. Chaos comments
“I don’t know… Trev is a cheater.” Sean disagrees
Yvonne walks down the stage with the same attire from Un-Caged.
“Yvonne is showing that she can kick as much ass as they guys. Every newbie which has challenged her lately has gotten their ass wooped!” Sean comments
“Indeed. I saw that match with pink!” Mr. Chaos agrees
Amber walks down to the ramp. Yvonne leaps over the top rope and cross bodies onto Amber. Fans cheer. Yvonne gets back up and pushes Amber into the ring. She climbs back in as well. She ascends the turnbuckle and vaulting body presses on top of Amber. The ref stays as far from contact, but as close to judge the match. Yvonne pulls Amber up by the hair and tosses her onto her back almost to the other side of the ring with the women’s snapmare. Yvonne places Amber into an arm lock. Amber taps out.
“Good show by Yvonne our general manager of Un-Caged.
“Definitely… I hope Amber stays a while though… Getting her ass kicked might have an effect on someone.” Mr. Chaos comments
“Loser…” Sean turns off Mr. Chaos’s headphone volume
Mr. Chaos talks on but is unheard.
“We are moments away from Crow versus SGD which we hope will have no interruptions.” Sean comments
“What happened at Un-Caged with Shawn Michaels was phenomenal, but he wasn’t scheduled for tonight or the royal rumble!” Mr. Chaos references the previous event
“True… What was his intentions?” Sean agrees
“Somewhere I belong” by Linkin Park begins to blare the arena as Crow walks down to the ring. Stepping into the ring, the ref backs off a little to give room for the announcer again. Crow stands at the right corner by the commentator tables waiting. The mock “Chyna” song echoes throughout the arena, red pyro puffs off the stage as SGD walks down to the ring, titan tron revealing his video of his previous match winnings and his logo.
“This should be a good match!” Sean comments
SGD and Crow get into a grapple lock resulting in a headlock by SGD, and Crow Irish whipping SGD towards the commentator side ropes. Crow runs to the crowd side ropes and cross bodies SGD on the second runabout. The ref slams his palm against the white ring canvas only to count to 2 as SGD kicks out of the pin. Crow pulls SGD to his feet and Irish whips him in the same direction as last time. SGD leaps at him for a clothesline, but Crow counters with a super spinebuster.
“Nice move by Crow… SGD just may be beaten here!” Mr. Chaos comments professionally
“Indeed.” Sean agrees
Crow grabs SGD’s left foot and turns him over for a Single Leg Boston Crab.
“SGD’s little Power Trip just blew a fuse…” Mr. Chaos remarks
“Not so sure about that.” Sean remarks as well
SGD reaches the left crowd faced ropes, bottom, and the hold is broken. Crow places SGD slightly over the second rope and runs to the other side of the ring. As he comes back, SGD swirls out of the way leaving Crow landing his leg onto the second rope. SGD leg drops across Crow’s chest, yet he too misses as Crow swirls out of the way. Crow stands up again quicker than SGD. He kicks the fallen SGD to the left Commentator side turnbuckle and begins to mudhole stomp him. Fans cheer. The ref pulls him back after 5 or so kicks.
“Good match so far.” Sean comments
Seymour runs down to the ring not in wrestling attire and throws Crow off SGD by his shirt. Crow jumps to his feet. Crow Irish whips Seymour into SGD. The two fall on each other. Fans cheer. SGD rolls out of the ring and rests a bit near Sean and Mr. Chaos. Seymour regains standing.
“Well at least it isn’t DG or Trev.” Mr. Chaos blabs
Seymour runs at Crow and gets hip tossed over the top rope. SGD slides into the ring and runs at Crow after the hip toss. Crow runs to SGD and spears him. Crow pins SGD, but doesn’t make the 3 count.
“Oh my! What a kick out! The power isn’t out yet Mr. Chaos!” Sean rubs the event in theoretically Mr. Chaos’s face.
“Good form…” Mr. Chaos comments
Crow lifts SGD by the legs, swirls around, and then slams him on his back. Spinebuster. Crow pins him again and gets the win.
“Up yours Sean!” Mr. Chaos insults Sean Archer
“Wait a minute!” Sean blurts
Crow turns around to exit the ring just as Seymour stands in behind him. Crow looks at him and continues to leave. Seymour grabs Crow and pushes him towards the turnbuckle left of the ramp way. Seymour helps up SGD and the two begin to punch away Crow. Shawn Michaels runs out again, this time punching Seymour out of the ring and Irish whipping SGD diagonally to the other side of the ring and the other turnbuckle. As SGD, almost groggy, starts to slowly walk away from the turnbuckle. Shawn does his Chin Music special. Crow leaves up the ramp way as HBK gets the cheers of the fans.
“Oh my oh my!!! Shawn has made his second return!” Sean goes nuts with shock
“Why the hell is he here he isn’t a wrestler here!” Mr. Chaos gets kind of ticked off.
“Shove it Mr. Chaos.” Sean turns down the headphone volume of Mr. Chaos.
Shawn grabs SGD and runs him over the top rope.
(Titan Tron)
“So how does it feel to be number 1?” Aragorn talks with Oviraptor
“I’m going to rock that rumble! We both will… We can team up until we are the last two!” Oviraptor talks with Aragorn
“Or until I toss you both out!” James walks up to them with his entry number in his hand. “It’s going to be one hell of a match!”
His partner DP appears from behind him.
“For you guys that is. To us it will be like cake.” DP walks with James, entry number in hand.
“They’re not going to last a second in that ring!” Ovi comments
“Hmm.. Let’s do that team thing.” Aragorn switches the subject
(Titan tron)
“Oh no! There are more unmembers than I thought! It’s like a society of flooders banning together!” Mr. Chaos acts prematurely.
“They’re not flooders you moron! SGD, now he’s a flooder. Shawn is most definitely not and James & Danger Powers are scheduled in a few episodes. You worry too much kid.” Sean gets to the real deal.
“I’m not a kid freak!” Mr. Chaos insults Sean
“You are dead at Warpath!” Sean threatens Mr. Chaos “Anyway, up next let’s see if Dreamer Girl can do opposite of her name and defeat Vinsfeld without help of her so called ‘friend’ Trev.” Sean gets back to business.
Mr. Chaos tugs his shirt, taking off the small headphone microphone and gets up from his chair.
“Screw you Sean! I don’t need this shit! We are not waiting for Warpath… We are fighting at England Extreme!!!” Mr. Chaos challenges Sean before bitch slapping him, running.
“He needs his vitamins.” Sean comments about the feeble slap.
DG walks down to the ring jeered completely by the fans. She walks down the ramp and then up the ring steps to get in. An unexpected boom of pyro blasts from the stage as Vinsfeld’s ‘V’ fireworks occur early. Vinsfeld walks down to the ring in his “Lord Vinsfeld” shirt as sold in the DWF shopzone.
“This Vinsfeld almost way to into this him being wrestling legend or something, coming down to the ring. I wonder what his opinion on this Trev/DG/Crow thing is, but by the looks of his early arrival not giving DG a chance to completely get into the ring, he wants to kick her ass!” Sean commentates
DG rushes into the ring. Trev runs down as fast as he can only to be clothesline kicked by Vinsfeld. Trev lands hard on his back, falling onto the steal ramp way. Vinsfeld slides into the ring after downing Trev.
“Good move by Vinsfeld, knock down Trev before the match goes handicapped.” Sean comments
Vinsfeld walks up to DG with a smirk. DG, continuously backing away.
“Fight bitch!” Vinsfeld yells to her, the ref says the same without the cuss.
Fans cheer as Vinsfeld grabs DG by the hair and Irish whips her towards the ramp way ropes side. He kicks her down and pins her for the count. Stepping over her, Vinsfeld walks back up the ramp after sliding out of the ring.
“Well if Vinsfeld can kick the shit out of DG in a few seconds, I don’t want to know what Crow will do to her at the Royal Rumble!” Sean commentates.
(Titan tron)
Shawn Michaels meets up with Amber.
“Hello miss.” Shawn walks to the royal rumble number selection.
“Hey! You need a new name.. I’m Amber.” A guy walks up to her
“That sucks! Fvck you!” Formally Amber walks away.
“Right..” Shawn walks up to the selection desk.
“Woah! Dan must be doing some major casting for this federation. And I guess the reason Shawn Michaels has been appears is he must be in the Royal Rumble!” Sean says with confusion. ‘Good night folks see you at Trespasser and then the Royal Rumble ppv event!” Sean closes the show.
A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.
4/13/2003 9:11:39 AM
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