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ep10-Femme
By HBK
Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
Season 2
Episode 10 “Femme”
UnCaged
The expected blast of red and blue fireworks fills the crisp air with a smoke smell and bright delights. The roar of the crowd lasts long until the first theme song. Yvonne walks down to the ring in a tight shirt and short, yet long glittery skirt. After Yvonne has entered the ring, Pink makes her entrance into the federation. She walks down to the ring and slides in.
Yvonne grasps fists full of hair and slams down on her knees at the side of the ring so Pink’s face slams against the top rope and she flings back. Fans cheer for Yvonne, general manager of Un-Caged. Yvonne pulls up Pink by the hair and flips her onto her back. Yvonne knee drops onto Pink’s face. Fans cheer as Yvonne kicks ass. Yvonne pins Pink and gets a win. Yvonne takes a microphone from one of the announcers and climbs back into the ring. Pink slowly walks up the ramp after losing the match.
“Dan if you may please come down here.” Yvonne calls out Dan
Dan walks out to the stage box, not going down the lever system onto the stage.
“The royal rumble is coming up and numbers have not been drawn yet. Now, I also noticed there are no women in this Royal Rumble.” Yvonne ensues the conversation
“What about it?” Dan observes the question with confusion.
“I feel atleast one female should make it into the Royal Rumble Dan, and as general manager of Un-Caged I officially announce that the first match for the Royal Rumble event will be a qualification female royal rumble! Winner enters the main rumble.” Yvonne suggests
“Hmm…Fine. I’m sure the fans want two royal rumbles.” Dan looks out to the thousands of fans in the sun dome arena.
The fans cheer.
“Well isn’t that good! We have two rumbles at the next ppv! Fans this will be great!” Sean comments
Yvonne and Dan leave for backstage. The arena goes dark as Seymour’s theme video plays, along with the soft to metal music.
“Up next is Ozma versus Seymour. These two are in two different yet very good tag teams. That win over Power Trip was astonishing. Ozma gave it his best and so did Mr. Chaos. But the main event tonight should be magnificent! Crow, Wang, and Violator against one another in a triple threat match.
Seymour hops down the lever before it fully reaches the bottom. Purple fireworks explode as he does this. Fans cheer and mostly jeer the neutral styled wrestler. Seymour takes off his royal blue robe at the stage and tosses it off the stage and walks down to the ring. Lights fade back to bright and the single spotlight disappears. He steps over the top rope and waits for Ozma. Ozma stands back to the crowd in the high entrance box. He turns around revealing Mr. Chaos. Seymour gets confused and slight angered. Ozma attacks him from behind. Ozma dropkicks Seymour over the top rope facing the ramp way. Seymour falls onto his back and looks up to see Ozma jumping out of the ring and onto him with an Asai Moonsault. Seymour moves before impact leaving Ozma landing on his back. The two gradually get back into the ring after exchanging a few punches after the falls. Seymour Irish whips Ozma to the left ropes facing the crowd, and big boots him down. Fans jeer at the losing of Ozma.
“Seymour is punishing Ozma tonight! The team of SGD and Seymour is very strong and very pissed at losing the opportunity for the belts again.” Sean comments
Seymour Irish whips Ozma into the left corner turnbuckle and runs at him with a hard elbow to the face. He pushes down Ozma and begins ascending the turnbuckle. He slams into Ozma with a moonsault. Seymour pins him and gets a win. Fans cheer and jeer.
“Like him or hate him, Seymour pulled a good match along with Ozma… Will they face in a tag match sometime? Just maybe!” Sean comments
Tyrannorex walks down the rotunda, walking towards the entrance box. The titan tron fades back to the logo.
“Awe great… He’s not even on this show.” Sean gets annoyed.
Tyrannorex walks out from the curtains and is lowered down from the platform. Fans jeer immensely. He enters the ring with a microphone.
“Now… Since I wasn’t allowed at Trespasser, I’m going to announce to everyone here who will not defeat me at the Royal Rumble for my title belt. Panos, PunkNerd, Seth Rex, and Mallon will all try to come out victorious to regain my precious JP Championship title belt. Which I proudly display around my waste normally.” Tyranno announces
Mallon appears from behind the curtains and onto the platform.
“Tyranno, come Royal Rumble… I’ll make sure that cocky smirk of yours will be destroyed! Come Royal Rumble… Who ever wins, you will not come out victorious!” Mallon threatens Tyranno.
Panos comes out from behind Mallon.
“When I am receiving that title belt, after winning the fatal five way, all of your JP dreams will belong to the one Panos.” Panos threatens the two
Mallon punches Panos and side kicks him off the 6ft high platform. Panos lands on the stage on his back.
“That will be you Tyrannorex!” Mallon comments before walking backstage.
The titan tron switches to a view from backstage of the Un-Caged female wrestlers.
“Oh goodie! I am number 1!” DG walks away happy
“I’m number 4.” Yvonne walks away with her blue ball.
“Oh wow!!! I’m number 8!!!” Vinsfeld picks
“Vinsfeld… This is the female rumble drawing. The Royal Rumble one is on Trespasser.” Dan takes the black ball from Vinsfeld
Vinsfeld walks away quietly. The Titan tron goes to Crow’s entrance themes as he is lowered down the platform.
“What a moron! Vinsfeld is dork and that is why I need to take him out of the Royal Rumble!” Sean comments
“Say what you want. I believe he and everyone else in that event has a very good chance.” Mr. Chaos joins Sean
“Why are you here? You are not in the Un-Caged roster!” Sean turns to his rival.
“Dan let me for this night since I got involved with the Ozma match.” Mr.Chaos explains as he observes the dread on Sean’s face. “Remember Sean, at England Extreme we have a match against each other! You better be prepared to lose!”
“Shove it.” Sean turns down Mr. Chaos’s headphone volume.
Wang walks down to the ring, fireworks behind him, not lasting long. As Violator makes his way down the ramp way, Crow waits no longer in attacking Wang. Crow atomic drops Wang and places him in a quick Lion tamer. Violator quickly slides into the ring and breaks the hold. Crow jumps up and superplexes Violator. Wang runs to Crow, but gets German suplexed in the process. The crowd cheer. Crow places Wang back into the Lion tamer. Violator elbow drops Crow, sending him out to the side of the ring. Wang slowly gets back to his feet while Violator attacks Crow. Wang and Violator grab Crow by the shoulders and Irish whip him to the right side ropes facing crowd. As he runs back, he dodges the double clothesline and bulldog slams the two from behind. Fans scream for joy. Crow rips off his black shirt and chokes Wang while the ref isn’t looking. Wang kicks him out of the ring from the second rope. Violator rushes to Wang and puts him in a sleeper hold. Crow slowly regains standing while outside of the ring.
“Very good so far…” Sean comments
“What!? This match rules!” Mr. Chaos differs from Sean
“Amateur…” Sean says softly
Trev jumps down from the lowering platform and runs down to Crow as fast as he can. Crow gets knocks back down from Trev’s spinning wheel kick. The ref keeps watch on the in ring match, not noticing Trev. Trev fury punches Crow a bit. Crow gradually gets up while in a headlock punching position from Trev. Crow pushes Trev into the black steel pole left of the commentator tables. A hard clank is heard as impact is made.
“That will hurt.” Mr. Chaos comments
“Indeed.” Sean agrees
Crow slides back into the ring and punches Wang off Violator. Crow headlocks Wang and runs to a turnbuckle, jumping up and running along the rope until jumping off to slam onto the canvas. Instead of the first time ever move, Wang drops Crow over his shoulder out of the ring. Trev walks to Crow in a groggy fashion. Violator Sunset flips Wang and gets a 2 count due to a foot on the lower rope. Crow choke tosses Trev 3 feet away onto of the hard steel ramp. Crow slides in. Violator lays on the canvas from Wang’s double arm DDT. Crow turns Wang around and throat thrusts him down. As he pins Wang, Trev slides in and attacks Crow with a few hard punches. Wang slides out of the ring.
“He just doesn’t give up!” Sean comments
“Admire it… But hate him.” Mr. Chaos makes a witty comment
“Now you’re talking.” Sean turns up Mr. Chaos’s headphone volume.
The bell rings and Crow wins from a DQ. Violator goes to hit Trev, but is dropkicked out by him. At the wildest surprise, Shawn Michaels jumps down the platform and runs to the ring. Fans go wild. In his “Don’t Hunt What You Can’t Kill” shirt, and classic HBK wrestling tights, HBK runs to Trev, and leaping at him with a flying forearm. Crow lays across the ring blooded. HBK tunes up the band and Chin Music kicks Trev down for good. He pull the cheering from the crowd to him and does his entrance pose. Fireworks blasts in lines up from the ring sides.
“Why is HBK here!?” Sean comments
“Holy shit!” Mr. Chaos cusses
HBK helps up Crow and they walk up the ramp. The ref follows.
“Well folks I guess we will find out on Trespasser or next Un-Caged. That’s all the time we have! Good night!” Sean closes the show
DG runs down the ramp past Shawn and Crow to help out Trev. Shawn moves the lever so it doesn’t go back down to lift up Trev and DG. Fans cheer and begin leaving their seats as Shawn’s music continues to play.
A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.
A logo of WWE swirls below the DWF logo.
4/12/2003 11:42:39 AM
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