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    Dan's voice is actually featured in the 'Wing Commander' movie during an intense battle scene. Here's an mp3 clip.
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    ep1-So Begin the Mayhem
    By HBK

    Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
    Season 2


    Episode 1 “So begin the mayhem”
    Dino-Zone



    An explosion of fireworks pyro blasts above the stage as the show begins. Once the pyro stops, Sean Archer’s theme plays and he walks out from behind the curtains below the egg shaped titan tron. The arena fills with cheers and wavering signs and still few arriving fans. Sean steps into the ring, pulling up his black right arm elbow pad a bit. The pyro blasts a giant V from stage bottom to titan tron high. Vinsfeld doesn’t come out from behind the curtains. Sean waits and then gets dropkicked out of the ring from behind. Vinsfeld yells at Sean to get in and the match starts. Vinsfeld grabs the top rope, pulls back and shoots out of the ring on top of Sean. The ref begins a ring out count. Vinsfeld slides back in with hopes of winning a quick match. Sean wobbles back to standing and then slides into the ring breaking the count. Vinsfeld pulls Sean to the middle of the ring by the shoulder and hair. Vinsfeld bends over Sean and kicks him in the chest. Sean watches Vinsfeld run to the white ropes and running back towards him. When Vinsfeld makes a move for an elbow attack, Sean quickly counters pulling Vinsfeld down and making it an arm lock. The ref slides over to Vinsfeld to see if he taps out. Vinsfeld rolls on his back, flipping Sean over on his back and then arm locks Sean. Fans cheer. Vinsfeld pushes down on Sean’s arm and stands up off his knees. Sean jumps back to his feet and waits for Vinsfeld to make a move. Vinsfeld grapples Sean, but Sean grabs Vinsfeld’s shorts, pulls him up and back suplexes him. Sean drags Vinsfeld to the left corner tableside turnbuckle and pins. The ref begins to count unknowing that Sean put both legs on the ropes. The ref notices. Sean lifts up Vinsfeld and slams him down. Sean pins him once again. Ref hits the ring canvas for the third time and gets back up. Sean jolts up and kicks Vinsfeld while the ref isn’t looking. Fans cheer and boo… and some neither as long as their sign gets shown on the TV. Sean walks down the outer ring corner steps from the rim and walks up the ramp back wards watching Vinsfeld get pissed.

    “So Dreamer Girl, I heard you and Trev are like what, a team or something?” Yvonne mentions and

    “We are not together… It so happens we share a common enemy. And who are you to meddle in other peoples business you tramp!” DG scoffs

    “Speaking of tramp, where did you get that outfit, the local strippers convention or is that what Trev bought you?” Yvonne insults DG on her mini skirt and see through blue shirt showing the black bra underneath.

    “I’m going to kick your ass all over that ring!” DG threatens Yvonne and slaps her before walking away

    Yvonne holds her left hand to her red cheek and picks up cup of hot coffee, ready to throw. Crow pulls her back before she can even lift the cup. Fans can be here screaming cheers.

    The titan tron goes to Thorn’s theme video as he comes out theme rock theme playing. Thorn walks down to the ring. Soon after his entrance, Bish makes his way to the ring. Bish grapples Thorn and trips him down. Bish quickly puts Thorn in the Walls of Bish and screaming echoes through out the arena. Bish pulls hard and tries to purposely harm Thorn. Thorn grabs the bottom rope a few inches away after struggling to move foward. Bish stomp Thorn to the corner turnbuckle. Thorn low blows Bish and runs to him, neckbreakers him and goes for a pin. Bish kicks out. Bish gets up quickly and smacks Thorn across the chest. Bish runs to the left ramp side turnbuckle and monsaults backwards, hitting Thorn. They both fall but Bish puts Thorn in a submission hold. Thorn taps out. Fans boo.. Thorn quickly limps up to his feet and pushes Bish.

    “What are you a newbie!?” Thorn pushes Bish again

    Bish punches Thorn and a non-wrestling fight breaks loose. Several refs and officials run to the ring and break it up. The crowd stand up to see what is happening in front of all the officials and refs. Ben appears in his commish office shown on the titan tron.

    “Hey.. Bish, Thorn. If you keep this up I’m going to remove you from the Dino-Zone brand and place you in Un-Caged! Which means if you are removed from a brand you are suspended for a month. Wait, maybe I should think of a bigger punishment! Putting you in a match with-“ Ben announces until Dan and Dac walk into the view.

    “With Dac! The best in the biz!” Dan rudely interrupts

    “No Dan… A match with SGD! The best on my list!” Ben answers

    “We’ll see…” Dac and Dan walk away


    Bish walks up to Thorn and they shake hands, but not as friends, but to keep out of story line with SGD or Dac. The officials, Refs, and the two wrestlers walk backstage as the crowd cheer. The titan tron once again reveals backstage, but this time Yvonne is walking down the rotunda.

    Yvonne spots Crow at the coffee room.

    “Why did you let her go? I could have burnt her good… What she deserved. Or are you still in cahoots!” Yvonne walks up to Crow

    “Neither. She doesn’t deserve it just yet. I want to see how this Trev thing goes. Should be funny.” Crow turns to Yvonne

    The titan tron switches to the 3-D theme video of Wang. Wang walks onto the stage and firework pyro blasts up from behind him. Red and Black and Green burst just above the titan tron. To the viewers watching the show at home the screen suddenly begins to go black as does the arena at the stadium.

    “Damn power lines…” Mr.Chaos comments

    Wang waits in the ring. The announcer walks into the ring.

    “Ladies and gentlemen we are working on getting back the lights above the ring and around the stage, but until then the show must go on!” The announcer obviously announces.

    Oviraptor attacks Wang from behind in the complete darkness and the bell rings. Ovi pulls out brass knuckles and punches away at Wang using the dark to his advantage. Wang lies somewhere around the ring, Ovi pinning him, but the ref unsure if it is a pin or a submission move. The lights go on and the titan tron cracked from one of the edges. The ref counts the pin, but Wang kicks out. Ovi lifts up Wang, but gets elbowed in the face. Wang runs to the ropes and jolts back with a flying elbow to the face of Ovi. Wang does it a second time, but Ovi grabs him, jumps up and lands on his butt smacking slamming Wang on his back. Ovi pins Wang, but he kicks out yet again. Ovi lifts up Wang and again gets attacked. This time, Wang kicks Ovi in the stomach then spinning wheel kicks Ovi down. Wang kicks Ovi several times. Ovi pushes away Wang and puts on the brass knuckles as he stands up. Ovi catches Wang by surprise and knocks him out with the knucks. Ovi throws away the small shiny weapon and pins Wang. Wang again kicks out before the 3 count. Ovi stomps on the ring. Wang wobbles to his feet and then low blows Ovi. Ovi bends over in pain as Wang runs to the ropes and dropkicks him in the side of the head. Wang pins and gets a full 3 count.

    “This has been one weird episode. See you all next time… Hold a minute. It’s Trev and DG on the titan tron!” Mr.Chaos says pointing to the titan tron after



    “I want to kick Yvonne’s ass! That dirty bitch insulted my clothes you got me for the team wear.” DG talks with Trev from in Trev’s dressing room

    “They’re lame asses. And us as the best team in the business will stop at nothing to kill all lame asses!” Trev blabs on like a jerk.

    Seymour and SGD walk into the room and the fans scream.

    “We coulden’t help, but… Ok we listened because did we here you guys saying you are ‘the best team in the business’?” Seymour interrupts

    “I beg to differ. Because unlike you newbalistic morons. We have experience in the ring and what the fans want, and obviously what we want to do in that ring. I believe we are the best fvcking team in the business.” SGD comments before walking out

    “By the way losers… Here’s something you both well deserve. A match against us next Monday!” Seymour adds with a smirk

    Trev and DG slam the door as Seymour walks out. Trev kicks the door.

    The titan tron goes back to the DWF Dino-Zone logo.

    “See you next time on DWF, which will be at DWF Trespasser Wednesday night. The night were all wrestlers are in the roster, none separated into different rosters such as I and SGD or so on, but a brand where we can all get together and unleash hell on each other in the ring. Don’t forget tickets for Lord of the Ring is now on sale! Goodnight folks." Mr.Chaos closes the show after a last scan of the arena so signs can be show and fans can be shown leaving or watching the last moments.



    1/27/2003 7:03:55 PM
    (Updated: 1/28/2003 6:18:54 AM)
    (Updated: 1/28/2003 6:35:32 AM)

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