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    Ep9-Count Tyranno
    By HBK

    Dan’s Jurassic Wrestling Federation
    Season 2


    Small Notice: Before you read on…notice this is short and well not as worth it as the rest of the seasons episodes. This is only Storyline. So read it as that and not a wrestling episode!


    Episode 9 “Count Tyranno”
    Trespasser

    “You see what I am saying. I rule… You suck.” Tyrannorex talks into a mirror until being interrupted by Sean.

    “Tyrannorex. You told me to come here with the camera-man?” Sean walks in with the guy.

    “Yes I want everyone out there and backstage know that I’m posting a paper pad in front of my dressing room door! Only five people can sign. Who ever signs will get a chance at my title.” Tyrannorex lifts up a notebook.

    “And you wasted my time on this?” Sean looks at the dinky notebook and then at Tyrannorex

    “Shove it commentator. I have a match tonight! I got to be smoking like a gun and not the weed kind. For once…” Tyranno accidentally disses himself.

    “You fight the power brother!” Sean walks away

    Titan tron returns to Vinsfeld’s theme video. The fire work effect explodes and Vinsfeld walks down to the ring. Entering the ring, his entrance gets interrupted by an impatient Bish. Bish runs to the ring and glides into the ring. Vinsfeld kicks him in the face and backs away. The match begins.

    “If Bish wins I will give him a second chance.” Dan comments

    “Agreed.” Ben agrees with Dan.

    Dan gets up from his chair and walks into the ring.

    “Hold on there!!! I don’t think you will play fair Bish! So I’m making this an ultimate submission match. 5 submissions must be done to win. They need to tap out for the submission to count as a win. Any foul play Bish and you’re BANNED.” Dan sets the rules down.

    “Fine with me! Check my wrestling speedo, I have no weapons…” Bish mouths off to Dan

    “I’m not checking…” The ref moves away from Bish.

    Vinsfeld breaks the moment. Irish whipping Bish to the nearest turnbuckle and punching him ten times. Bish falls down after Vinsfeld moves away. Vinsfeld right after places Bish in a rare chin lock. Bit reluctantly taps out after Vinsfeld applies more strength. V keeps the hold on. Ref takes Bish’s continuos tapping as for the remaining hold and gives him two losses. V finally steps away.

    “Bitch!” Vinsfeld kicks Bish in the ribs.

    “Well…” Ben chuckles. “What a terd biter.”


    Bish hits Vinsfeld in the mid-section, then pushes him down on his back. Grasping one leg, Bish turns V over on his stomach twists the foot in an Ankle Lock. Vinsfeld continuously taps out, but the hold isn’t released. Dan signals the ref to count them as submission taps. Vinsfeld loses the match.


    “Damn! Dan you idiot!” Ben gripes.

    “I’m smart. You’re the idiot.” Dan pushes away Ben and walks into the ring.

    “That wasn’t a fair match…” Ben mumbles all pissed off.


    A close-up view of the notepad reveals = Panos, Punk Nerd, Seth Rex, and Mallon have signed the pad and one drew a knife stabbing a figure of Tyranno and a small devil running with the title belt.

    “What in duck shit is this!? These people can’t win against me if their lives depended on it!” Tyranno rips off the notebook paper. “ They didn’t even leave my notebook!” Tyranno rushes the paper in his short pocket and runs away.


    Tyrannorex rushes down to the ring without his lame usual entrance. A few seconds after, Panos begins to walks out from the curtains and down to the ring. Tyranno kicks Panos in the shin and runs to the ropes for speed. As he sprung back, Tyrannorex leaps at Panos, steps onto his chest and kicks him into the face. Flash Magic. Tyranno pins Panos with the small package maneuver and cheats a win. Tyrannorex slides out of the ring and back to the stage to look for his lame valuable.

    “Um…Folks… We just got word that Chaos Edge who was scheduled to wrestle Dac tonight has broken his leg and may not be with us until War Path.” Sean comments sadly “So, taking his place is Icebreaker!”

    Ice makes his entrance to the stage and down the ring, fireworks glazing. Wearing his new blue pants and “Icebreaker” T-Shirt. Dac walks down to the ring with Dan’s theme playing no fireworks. Dac takes off his championship title, handing it to DWF Owner Dan.

    “Let’s do this mate…” Dac walks up to Ice after stepping into the ring in his black wrestling attire.

    Dac punches down Ice and pulls him up by the short hair. He punches him again. Dac vertical suplexes Ice and pins. Not getting the win. Dan slides in a lead pipe and distracts the ref at the other side of the ring from Dac. Dac grabs the pipe and goes to hit Ice. Ice dropkicks Dac and grabs the pipe. As Dac slowly and unexpectedly gets up again, Ice hits the champion over the head with the pipe. Dan gets pissed and worried. The ref sees the pin and counts the 3 pin. Dan slides into the ring.

    “What is this about?!” Sean says to himself

    “No! Icebreaker is a cheater!!! He used a pipe! This means Dac wins by DQ!!!” Dan turns the win to Dac

    Ice goes mad and punches Dan, then does his signature Chin Breaker maneuver. Dam lays on the ring canvas almost near Dac, Ice standing tall.

    “This is what will happen at Warpath Dac!!!” Ice threatens Dac before walking up the ramp.

    “My god!!! Don’t tape this episode! Well sorry folks, but good night and see you all at un-caged!”








    A logo of DWF swirls in front of a black screen signalizing the episode end.




    4/7/2003 4:38:16 PM

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