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    The two Mercedes SUV's in TLW were actually pre-production models of the cars, as they had not yet been released during filming. (From: 'SlickSpino1')
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    Transformers: The Destructioin of Unicorn
    By GumbreyScarsdale

    Transfermers: Attic of the Dislecticons!


    TRANSFORMERS!!
    MORMONS MEET THE EYE!
    TRANSFOREMRS!!!!
    ROBOTS ARE THESE GUYS!
    OTTOBOTS WAGE THE BATTLE TO
    DEFACE THE EVIL FORTRESSES OF
    THE DISLECTICONS!



    Optomus Prime stood at the basis of the clif and loked up. Megitorn stood at the top of hte cliff and luaghed.
    “You shall never defeat us puny Deslecticons!” cried Megitron! “Not as long as we have unicron on our sids!”
    Octavious quickly transformd into a jet plane and jetted up to where Megitron stood at the top of the cliff.
    “You have to teiam up with us aganst Unicron!” I said, “He is using you and then after he has used you all up he will defeat you”
    “Silly Autoboy, said Megathorn, “There is no ‘i’ in ‘team’”
    “Haha,” laughed the captain, “But be serious for a second...”
    “NEVER! Get his my decticorns!”
    Suddenly out of nowhere, a bunch of bad guys came out of no where! They were all there, Motormatsre, Snaptrap, Hook, Ravage, Blast Off, Cheetor, Blades, Tailgate, Topspin, Black Arachnia, Taranchalus, First Aid, Battletrap, Vortex, Topspin, skids, silverbolt, silverfox, wolverine, cyclops, NeedleNose, Grimlock, Grim Fandango, Monkey Island, Overkill, OverBite, OvertheriverKwai, Snaptrap, Hook, Ravage, Blast Off, Cheetor, Blades, Tailgate, Topspin, Black Arachnia, Taranchalus, Battletrap, Vortex, Topspin, skids, silverbolt, silverfox, wolverine, cyclops, NeedleNose, Snaptrap, Hook, Ravage, Blast Off, Cheetor, Blades, Tailgate, Topspin, Black Arachnia, Taranchalus and Crankcase.
    They all started firing there lazers at him! *SPARK* *BANG* *LASER*!!!!
    Optumus Primal quickly transformered into a forcefield to protect himself. Luckily, that’s when Rhinox, Cheetor, and Topspin arrived. They began firing lasers back at the bad guys who were firing the lasers at Optoums. Suddenly, they had all been defeated except for Galvitron.
    ”You’ll never catch me!” He transformed his friend into a jet and then took off. He shook his fist at the Ottobots as he flew away from them.

    “Wow, this is just like that movie, Armagedon.” Saoid HotRod.
    “Hurry up and plants the nuke, before Unicrno notises us” said Megitron. They planted the nuke on Unicron’s back and then they all transformed into jets and flew into the balck of that train guy, and then the train guy flew away from Ultracron and he exploded because of the nuke they had placed there.
    *KABOOM*
    “Well done” said Ultra Magnus, “Here’s to a long and healthy friendship between the Autobots and the Decepticons.

    -THE END-


    Well, now that this newest piece of garbage is done with, I might as well tell the truth. I don’t actually write like this. I wrote all these stories as a joke between me and my friends. We think they’re absolutely hilarious, because they’re so terrible. And the fact that everyone took them so seriously just makes it even funnier. But I thought that everyone would like to know what the deal is (Especially Aragorn) so I don’t inadvertently “waste space and your time!”
    One more thing, when I reposted the first Spider-Man story (Which I did ONCE Aragorn) I did it because my other account wouldn’t let me in again, and I wanted all my stories to be seen together under one Author name. But for some reason, my new account name was ‘Dany’ (That’s right, it’s me fighting with Aragorn on the comment pages) so I had to repost all the stories (including the Spider-Man) and change the sign in name to ‘GumbreyScarsdale’. And for everyone’s further knowledge, I didn’t use my multiple accounts to give my story good comments. (In fact, I commented on how bad they were)
    So that’s the true story behind the awful works of Gumbrey ‘Gummy’ Scarsdale. I hope someone out there in Dan’s JP3 Page can appreciate the humour.

    1/6/2003 8:13:55 PM

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