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    Nedry's container in JP looks as though it only has spots for 10 or 11 embryos -- it would have been pretty difficult to get all 15 off the island. (From: frohike)
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    Spider-Man: Enter Professer Octopus
    By GumbreyScarsdale

    Electricity shot back and forth between two electric poles casting a glowing around the room. It was green.
    “How long has it ben,” axed Octo Octapus, “since my unfotuanate acident?”
    “2 years,” said his assisstant Mr. Fishley.
    ”@ years, eh? That’s a long time to not break the law” said Octpus.
    “Yeah...two long.”
    They began to laugh, but the laughter was not happy, it was the laughter of crazy poeple.

    “Hey, stupid! Get out of my way”
    Petter Parker and his biology class were at a History museum on a field trip. Peter turner around as this sentence was said and he found that the sayer of the sentence was Flash Gordon. Flash had his hand around Marie-Jane. Spiderman had a crush on MJ since he were 6 years old. She was tall and had red hair, and she was petty.
    ”You are pretty Mary-Jane; he would like to say to her, but he was always to scared too.
    “Now class” said the field trip teacher, “Let’s look at the spider exibit”
    They walked into a room and then they saw that the room was full of spider stuff. Peter looked into a tank that held a Spider in it. The spider was swinging between miniture building models on a thin stand of web. Then it began beating up two other spiders who were coming out of a model bank.
    “Why is that Spider doing that?” asked Peter?
    “well, we’ve discovered that most animals know the differenece between right and wong. We simulated a bank robbery with those two spiders, and this one has acted on it;s natural instincts by putting a stop to the crime.”
    “Wow.”
    “Wow is the right word to use at this point in time young man.”
    Suddenly a man walked past Pakrer, bumbing him. The man was tall, with skin and dark sun glasses. And He has 5 metal arms growing out of his back. When he bump Peter, he dropped his briefcase, and a plutoniam rod fell out of it. PEter picked up the rod.
    “Mister, you dropped this.” said
    Suddenly, Flash Thompson punched Peter in the stomach to be funny. Peter smached into the Spider-case and the heroic spider fell onto the Plutoniam. Then it began to grow to an erroneous size! It grew to the size of Peter’s head and then it bit him in half at the waste. Peter fell to the growned and past out.

    Peter open his eyes slowly. It had all bean a dream. Sudenly Peter looked down. He was sitting on the ceiling of the History museuM! It was dark outside.
    ”Oh no! sad Peter “I’m a superhero with Spider powers!”

    Spider-Man swung through the air in his new costume that he had gotten Mary-Jane to make for him. He webbed across twon looking for someone to stop form commiting crimes. Suddenly he saw sawthing weird. The man from the museum was flying a helticopter, and the helicoper was tied to the 5th nasional bank. All of the sudden, the bank suddenly began lifting off of the ground in a sudden matter. Spider Man qickley created a laser gun out of webbing and used it to cut the rope coneccting the copter to the bnak. The bank crashed to the ground and exploded. SliderMan jumped into the copter and pushed Mr. Fishley out. As he fell, SpiderMan slung a web around Fishley’s neck and jerked upward. Fishley’s neck snapped in two and his corpse fell into a dumpster and exploded.
    “Now that’s what I called brake neck speed, eh Octopus?”
    ”That’s professer Octapus to you Spider-Jerk!” he said
    Octapus jumped out of the copter and used his extra arms to run away, into the night. Spider-Mna quickly pilotted the copter back to the abandoned Naval base and then loked up into the night sky.
    ”Octopus-man is still out there... I don’t know where he is, but I intend to find out. REBOOT! LOL!”

    1/5/2003 8:34:44 PM

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