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    Jophery Brown, the actor who played the ill-fated 'Gate Keeper' at the beginning of JP, once had a budding baseball career -- he pitched one inning in relief for the Chigaco Cubs in 1968. (From: 'Anti T-rex')
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    Spider-Mam Revenge of the Green Gobling
    By GumbreyScarsdale

    P.S.- I hda to repost all my ol d stories becuase my old account doesn't work.



    SPIDER-MNA: RETURN OF THE GEEN GORBLIN!!


    Spiderman swung through the city on his spider ropes, swinging from building to duilding in an effort to see which some crime was going on.
    “Where is the crime that is going on?” asked Spider-man asked.
    “I don’t know” said that clone Spider-man. (I think his name is Ben Realy.(
    Suddenley an explosion exploded beneath them. Spider-man said Ben Really, there is an explosion coming from the 5th nasional bank! So they swung dwon to the bank and then they looked inside of the bank and then they saw that the bank explosion had been caused by the notorious bank robber called Big-Gun-Man.
    “Sider-Man!” Said Big-Gun-Man, “Even you can stop me! Not when I have my...BIG GUN!!!!!! HAAHAHAHA MAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH GAHGAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHHSAHSAHSHASHAHHAH AJEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE HEAHAHEHAEHAHEHEAHEH AEOHAOEHAOHEHOAEHO AHEAOEHAOEHOAEHOAEHOAEHO AHEHAEHAHEOHAEOIHEOIAEHOAIE HOIEHAOIEHAOIHEOAHEHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!”
    “You laugh so much that the doctor has prescibed you some pain!” kwipped ben reialy. He swang down on his spider-vine and punched Big-Gun-Man in the face. Blood shot from his face in a sqirt of blood. Then Spider-Man swung down and slipped on the pile of blood on the floor.
    “You’re gonna eat those words!” Said -Really-Big-Gun-Man He pulled out his big gun and aimed it at Spiderman’s head. He shot a rocket at spiderman, but spiderman made a super strong shield out of webbing and defected the rocket.
    “Looks like my spidey-sense tingling is getting in the way of you killing, dumbass!”
    “Your spidey-sense is gonna tingle...with blood!” he siad.
    Then he webbed up Big-Gun-Man and then webbed him to the wall in a big spiderman.
    “Grah!” cired out BigGun Man, :I’m going to get you web-crawler! I gonna kill you up with my new gun that I’ll get.”
    “Keep your shirt on mud-man!” said Ben Raelly, “This truck hasn’t hauled up stakes yet.”


    Thanks Ben Reailly” said Peter Parker, who in reality is actually Spider-Man! Gotham City’s finest protracter! “You really got me out of a tight spot back there”
    “Hey, what are clones for?”
    “Ha ha ha”
    “Ha ha ha”
    “Ha ha ha!!!” He laughed even harderer, “See you later Bem”
    Spidermna climbed in the window of his home.
    ?Mary-Jane, I’m home!” said Petre Parkley, “What’s for dinner?”
    ”What are you talking about Peter? You’re not married to Married-Jane!” said his roommate Harry Osborn.”
    “I know Harry, bu a guy can dream can’t he?”
    “More like a nightmaer! sad Harry, “Look at this newspaper that I’m holding”
    Peter looked.
    “Green Goblin excapses from death” said the Newspaper.
    “My God said SpiderPeter Parker, “Your dad is alive and coming back from the dead!”

    “So we meet again, eh Spider-Jerk!” said The Grene GObling.
    “That’s MR. Parker to you Greeny,” Spat Spidar-Man
    “Curse you and your cruel wit SpiderMan!” They were stanidng on top of the booklyn bridge, facing off, mano aw mano. Just like old times.
    “I know who you are... Norman Oscorp!” Said Spiderman.
    “I’m not Norman Osborn you dope! Norman is dead!”
    “No!” cried Peter, “It’s not possible!”
    “Search your feelings Parker, you know it to be true.”
    ‘...You’re write...he died,” I said, “I saw it happoen.
    SUddenly I saw the Green Goldin falling from the bridge, (in my mind because I was having a flashback.)
    “My Great-Uncle Ben Reilly once said ‘ With great pwoer comes greatness.’ I’ve never understood that frase until today. You’re going down Green-Face. Going down TOWN!”
    He kicked the Goblin right in the mask, crunching it. Then he bashed him in the shoulder, and Goblin’s arm flew off.
    ”Spiderman! You’re killing me!” Said thwew green gorblin
    “I can’t kill someone whos already dead...Aunt May!”
    “How do you knoow?” Asked Aunt May/Green Goblin, “How did you know is was me?”
    Peter smiled, “Theres only one person I know who calls Norman Osborn buy his first name.”
    Spider-Man flew away as the green goblin exploded in a fiery fireball of fire.

    1/5/2003 2:38:47 PM

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