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I MET DAN
By General Rancor
I MET DAN!
Today, during my vacation, I wandered into a random Burger King (can't say where) and Dan was working there.
*GR walks in*
Me: Hmmmm, I wonder what the hell to get...maybe a Whoper.
*walks up to counter and sees a 22 year old punk behind the cash register*
Me: Hey boy...
*boy turns and under his vest is a dansjp3page t-shirt*
Me: WTF! Nice shirt, wait a second, I've seen you before...
Boy: Hi sir, how may I help you today?
Me: Uh, get me a Whooper and a soda, make it snappy. By the way, are you Dan Frankenstein?
Boy: Oh, how did you know it was me?
*I give him a weird look & eye the shirt*
Dan(Boy): Oh, the shirt.
Me: How many of those did you sell?
Dan: Ahem! Moving on....why yes, I run the site, but I think you got my name wrong-
*Boss yells*
Boss: GET TO WORK OR IT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK!
Dan: Oh sir, would you like fries with that?
Me: Sure, what the hell.
Dan: While we're waiting, may I ask who you are?
Me: Um, well, I'll tell you later.
Dan: No, no, I insist. I like knowing my members, and it's not like I'm going to hit you, just look at these arms.
*reveals scrawny pale white arms*
Me: It's ok, honestly, you wouldn't know me.
Dan: Don't worry, I can't ban you from here, there is no computer.
Me: That's right, I have the power here boy, I can get you fired, but I won't. So can I have my burger please?
Dan: Come on, just tell me, please.
Me: cough'GeneralRancor'cough
Dan: Excuse me?
Me: GENERAL RANCOR!
Dan: Oh really, let me get your burger...
Me: Um, I changed my mind, that's ok....
*Dan turns real fast with burger in hand*
Dan: Here you go Mr. General Rancor sir.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore...DID YOU JUST SPIT IN MY BURGER?
Dan: Nooooooo, but here, take it.
Me: I REFUSE!
Dan: But it's yours.
Me: I won't eat it.
Dan: Why not?
Me: No money.
Dan: It's on me friend.
Me: Seriously, it's ok, I think I'll leave now.
Dan: EAT THE DAMNED BURGER!
*spills soda*
Boss: Dammit punk, clean that up NOW!
Me: Sir, your cashier is harassing me.
Boss: Ok Dahan, or whatever your name is, you're fired.
Dan: I WILL BAN YOU!
Boss: Ban this!
*moons him*
Me: I'm leaving.
Dan: Wait until I get home.
Me: Ok...loser.
*GR runs out and go to McDonalds*
*Dan goes home*
Dan: Why do I even bother working when I can stay home and ban?
*turns on computer, goes to boot up
AOL, and it doesn't work*
Dan: Mom, what's wrong with AOL?
Mrs. F.: You haven't paid it, and I told you after college you have to pay your own way.
Dan: DAMMIT! I WILL BAN YOU!
Mrs. F: Go to your room! Better yet, go to the kitchen, there's no computer in there, and fill out some applications, I hear A&P is hiring, you bum.
Dan: Fine :P
Mrs. F: I saw that!
*I suddenly realize I am out of food, and A&P has a sale tomorrow...*
THE END?
2/22/2002 1:10:24 PM
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