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Dans Deathmatch: Dan Vs Bob
By GeneraI Thade
Well Nick, the previous match between SGD and Max was a great one indeed, but let's take a look at our next competitors, Dan, and Bob. Well Gomez, they both own their own their own sites and have the previledge to BAN, it's a matter of who gets BANned first.
"Introducing in the Red corner, Daaaaan!" says the announcer. "Kinda looks like Glen Humplik, wouldn't you say Gomez?" asks Nick.
"And in the Blue corner, Bob---"
"Lets get it on!" states Ref.
"Dan your site is falling to peices, mine is better and always will be!" shouts Bob. "So!?!?!? I at least got a life, so what do I need the site for..."
"Ha, finally Dan?" asks Bob
Dan charged at Bob, but was met by a punch in the gut from Bob.
*Bob relentlessly jabs Dan in face*
"Glen, I mean Dan's nose is totally flattened" says Gomez
"Stop it Bob, or I'll flood you baord to hell!" "Hey Dan, at least I stop the flooding!" Shouts Bob.
Bob ran and close-lined Dan out of the ring. *Dan gets back up as Bob gets closer to him*
Dan charged and tackled Bob to the ground. *Dan begins chocking Bob*
"Let go!!!!" cries Bob. Dan took Bob by the neck and began bashing Bob's face in the rail. *Teeth fall from Bob's mouth along with streams of blood*
"Bastard!" shouts Bob. Bob swung his elbow back right into Dan's chest.
*Bob DDT's Dan to concrete* Dans face began to crack open. *Bob grabs Dan by the face* "What the, Dan appears to be wearing a mask, a mask of Glen?" *Bob rips off the mask* "My god Nick, looks like Finklestein is actually a Frankenstein!!" says Gomez
"Ummm...Must...Ban..." says Dan.
Dan stuck both his hands in Bob's mouth.
*Dan pulls and rips Bob's top jaw off, as blood spews everywhere* "An the winners is Dan!" says Ref raising Dans hand. *Dan picks up Ref just like Frankenstein picked up the lil' girl*
"Put me down!!!, ahhh!" cries Ref. Dan dropped the Ref out of the ring over the ropes. *Dan begins marching off up the entrance aisle* "Where is Dan F going?" asks Nick. "He appears to be heading for the control room! Security, stop him!" shouts Johnny Gomez. Security gaurds rush to him with their tazers. "Hmmm....Kill......" muffles Dan.
*Dan grabs and chokes both gaurds*
"My god, he's made it to the control room!" exclaims Gomez.
"Holy? He's pushing the BAN button, BANning people for no reason!" says Dimoand. "This can't be?!? Panos was actually right, Dan really does BAN people left and right for no reason!" shouts Gomez.
*Security rushes in with tazers at maximum* "Fry him!" shouts the Captain.
*Gaurds begin frying Dan* "hmmm...do that all...you want..." says Dan ready to take in all the electric bolts.
"WTF? Dan is letting himself be burned to ash!" says Gomez.
"Just like he's letting his site." adds Nick.
*Mods begin to rush in and delete the lives of the security by killing them.
"You...save...me" states Dan
"Yes we did, afterall, were your loyal mods, but why did you risk your life just to use the control room BAN button, what happened to your own BAN button? asked the Mods.
"It went Boomsays Dan
Well Dan {As sung like the We are the champions}We-e-e-e are you companions to the e-e-end.
We'll keep on tyring to
def-e-e-end. We will, we will, we will, we will. Sick of the spam--ming, so initi-ate the BAN-ning. We will we will, we will we will. Ti-red of the wine-ing, so stop your cry-ing.
*Screen shifts back to Gomez and Dimoand* "Sorry to cut your song off mods, but we got another fight coming up, stay tuned* says Nick.
7/23/2002 6:09:20 PM
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