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Garfield Powers II: The Cat who Meowed Me
By Garfield Powers
Garfield Powers II: The Cat who Meowed Me
Starring: Garfield as Garfield Powers. Pooky as Pooky. John Arbuckle as Dr. John Evil. Arlene as Agent Arlene Meowswell. Booker as Mini Booker. The mail man as Fat mailman. Orson Pig as Orson Exposition. Bozo the Clown as Bozo 2. Roy Rooster as Roy Roostermouth. Shelldon as Shelldon Evil. John’s Dad as Henchman who pretends to be Dr. John Evil’s father for closure.
.2000.
.Space.
A giant egg shaped object slides across the government radar screen.
“What the heck is that? It’s looks like a giant!” One of the government crew look to the radar screen.
“Nut! Who wants some salty nuts?” A peanut seller at the Baseball game yells out “Holy Poop on a stick! That looks like my mothers…”
“Eggs! We’ll bomb that teachers house with some rotten eggs!” Several kids dump eggs into a pillowcase. “ Awe dudes! Look at that! Looks like my cat’s…”
“Ball!” Orson yells out and then throws the tye-dye ball at Garfield Powers.
Garfield scratches it in half.
“Meow kitty yeah! Looks like I win huh Orson?” Garfield shouts out to Orson.
“Yes indeed. Oh no, look up in the sky! It must be Dr. John Evil’s craft landing. We should get to Head Quarters Mr. Powers!” Orson points to the sky
.Dr. John Evil’s secret Hawaii Island Lair.
“Dr. John Evil…” Bozo 2 Opens the door for the evil man.
“It’s so freaking cold in here!” Dr. John Evil shivers
“Open the windows!” Roy Roostermouth screams
“Welcome to your new Hawaii lair Dr. John Evil!” Bozo helps the cold gray suited man out of the egg shaped capsule.
“cool… This is tubular! A bag of chips man!” Dr. John Evil expresses
An anonymous henchman hands the man a bag of chips.
“No thanks. It was an expression. And I only eat ‘Sour Cream & Onions’ ok?” Dr. John Evil shoos away the henchman
Shelldon Evil sits down at the long oval black table.
“Hello illegitimate son. How’s life?” Dr. John Evil sits at the front large chair.
“It’s Ok…” Shelldon answers
“Who cares… Ok people my plan is that we steal Garfield Powers Pooky! You see ladies and wimpy-men Agent Pooky is the mojo of Garfield Powers and if you take that mojo from him we can kill him with a large laser attached to a flying saucer on the moon which is exactly directed to the Panama canal. I will lure him there and he will die.” Dr. John Evil explains his evil plan then putting his pinky to the corner of his mouth and laughing evilly
“Why don’t you just take the stupid teddy, blow it up, then shoot Garfield. Use the laser beam to threaten USA unless they give you a couple billion dollars.” Shelldon brilliantly comments
“Shelldon… I’m the evil master of this place. Isn’t my plan a good plan of all plans planned by my planning crew which I planned to have for my plans?” Dr. John Evil remarks towards Shelldon
“Yes Mr. Evil it’s a really good plan!” Roy says to John Evil
“Well Dr. John Evil, your illegitimate son may have a point. We can blow up the teddy and kill Garfield along with using the laser for money.” Bozo 2 comments to John Evil.
“Zip it Bozo 2! I own you! Besides my plan will work. And if it doesn’t… Well it will.” Dr. John Evil blurts
.Garfield’s Pad.
“Get up and get on the floor, everybody body likes kitty whores.” The band plays as Garfield walks into his pad.
“Purry baby!” Garfield says to himself before giving his long dog hair coat to the butler.
Garfield walks into the cat filled dance room and picks up-two Siamese cats.
“Hey baby. Wanna go out back and let the fur fly?” Garfield takes the two cats to his backstage bar.
“Fook Yu!” The left cat points to the other
“Fook Mi!” The right cat points to the other
“Fook Yu. Fook Mi!” The black and white Siamese cat points to her and her sister cat
“Well who should I ‘Fook’ baby!” Garfield gets confused
“Die Garfield Powers!” The Siamese twins breasts pop out two cylinder guns and begin shooting.
“Holy Doggie!” Garfield dodges the bullets.
“Powers!” Another cat jumps at Garfield and pushes him away.
“Dr. John Evil will kill you!” Fook Yu yells
Arlene kicks both fem-kitty-bots in half.
“I can’t believe it. Female-cat bots. Just like my former girlfriend Fluffy Fluffingston.” Garfield stands up and tugs back on his purple tux jacket.
“I’m Arlene. Arlene Meowswell. Agent Arlene Meowswell.” Arlene introduces herself, standing sexily in front of Garfield with her hairball gun in her hands.
“Meow baby.” Garfield says as they walk out of his pad and into the tiger cat colored Purguar convertible.
The mailman slowly walks to the door. Odie runs out and pulls him into the house, barking uncontrollably at the television. The mailman picks up the remote control and tries to change the channel.
“What is it boy?” The mailman leans down to Odie.
Odie grabs the remote and pushes a big red button. They both disappear.
“Dr. John Evil. While you were gone we made an illegitimate clone of you that has some how gone 9 tenths your actual size.” Bozo walks to a black screen
“Bring in the clone!” Roy screams as the screen begins to lift an inch, revealing the small chick.
“It’s so adorable.” One of the Henchman comment
“Hey loser I’m not adorable! I’m a big bad evil clone!” The chick yells as if demonically
“Cool… I shall call him, Mini-Booker!” Dr. John Evil names the small new member, putting his pinky to his mouth when saying. “Why don’t you sit next to me Mini-Booker. Ladies and gentlemen, I have hired someone who will help get Garfield Powers Pooky. Meet… Fat Mailman! He will pretend to be delivering mail to Garfield when he will snatch Pooky and come back here so I can send my ransom video.” Dr. John Evil unveils his plan
In his blue suit and gray-orange mailbag, Fat Mailman stomps into the round silver room and plays a small tune on his harmonica.
“I’m fat mailman! I here to git my money!” Fat mailman points to Dr. John Evil
“Once I have Garfield Powers Pooky. Then you can have your money Fat Mailman!” Dr. John Evil comments
“Where’s the bathrooms? I have to take a crap! Wait a second.. Is that a little chicken baby? Ooh..I like chicken. Come here little chicken baby… Get in my belly…” Fat Mailman gestures to his round stomach.
“Ri-ght.” Dr. John Evil stares confused.
“Ah forget it. I go get that teddy and I get my money, or you can give me that yummy chicken baby…Ooh!” Fat Mailman grunts
He walks out of the room.
.Garfield’s Pad.
“So Arlene, why are you after Dr. John Evil?” Garfield sits down on his tye-die bed surrounded by cat pillows.
“Well… I heard you were.” Arlene replies as she walks to him from the private bar counter.
“Purr baby yeah!” Garfield says excited.
Fat Mailman crashes in from the roof and wiggles around until he finally stands again.
“My belly aches. I think I need some teddy!” Fat Mailman comments
“What in doggies name are you doing here?” Garfield comments
“He must be working for Dr. John Evil!” Arlene pulls out her fur-ball guns.
“Wait a second. I am sent from Orson Exposition. He has a mission for the teddy.” Fat Mailman lies “Ooh..Look at you… Foxxy kitty. Wanna take a ride on the Mailman side?”
“Get lost pig!” Arlene comments
“Pooky is in the back.” Garfield Powers replies
“Don’t call me a pig. You’re gonna hurt my feelings. I may be fat, and I may look hairy and ugly, but I still have a heart, but when you are an overweight child in a world that demands perfection, your view of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skew.” Fat Mailman sheds a tear
“I’m sorry.” Arlene apologizes
“Now will yah come wit me?” Fat Mailman comments
“Hell no!” Arlene gets ticked off again
Fat Mailman grabs Pooky and runs.
“Sucker Powers!” he screams as the Earth shakes in his galloping.
“My Pooky!” Garfield chases Fat Mailman
“I got your little brown terdlett now eh, Powers!” Fat Mailman turns around, pooky in his left hand.
“Give me back my Pooky!” Garfield stops 3 feet from Fat Mailman
“Come and get it! Ya skinny little donkey!” Fat Mailman escapes from Garfield Powers’s lair.
“Pooky…” Garfield stands watching, helpless
“We’ll get Pooky back!” Arlene runs up to Garfield Powers
“You don’t understand. Pooky is my mojo!” Garfield Powers
“Then let’s go to Orson Exposition.” Arlene tugs on his shoulder and they run out the front.
.Orson’s Secret Garfield Lair.
“Oh dear! It appears that Dr. John Evil also has a laser attached to the moon! I have a feeling he’s going to blow up Pooky and try to kill you Garfield, hell after that he might even use the laser to threaten the world unless they give him a couple billion dollars!” Orson explains standing in the Garfield Powers Lair.
“I guess his mother was that mad?” Garfield looks at Orson confused
“What can we do?” Arlene
“It appears their secret lair is located somewhere in the Panama Canal! We’ll go there immediately and rescue Pooky! Be careful Mr. Powers and Miss. Meowswell.” Orson gives them passports before they run out to do the mission. “Yarn-ball speed!”
.Somewhere in the Panama Canal.
The two exit the plane and wait in the airport waiting room for Orson to call.
“How long should we wait?” Arlene says worried about Pooky.
“Long enough for a shag baby, yeah!” Garfield says with a naughty laugh
“Oh behave!” Arlene laughs with him
“Garfield Powers!” Dr. John Evil appears on all the television screens in the airport
“Very doggie man!” Garfield and Arlene look up at the small screen on the roof.
“Look here Mr. Powers!” Dr. John Evil holds Pooky up to the screen.
“Pooky!” Garfield jumps up to his feet. “What do you want Dr. John Evil!”
“I want you dead Mr. Powers! You see Mr. Powers, I made you believe I was in the Panama Canal so I can kill you with my giant laser attached to a saucer attached to the moon, when in fact my lair is in Hawaii, and you have no way of finding that out!” Dr. John Evil finishes his speech with pinky to mouth and his evil laugh. “Peace out!” The screens go back to the news.
“Where could his new lair be?” Garfield turns to Arlene
“How about Hawaii?” She looks at him confused
“Right, it’s worth a try!” Garfield and Arlene run back to the Plane entrance.
.Dr. John Evil’s not so secret now lair.
“Ok I got your brown terd teddy! Now give me my money!” Fat Mailman stomps his way toward Dr. John Evil
“Ri-ght. Mini-Booker, give Fat Mailman his money and get me Garfield Powers mojo! Good boy! Daddy loves you!” Dr. John Evil sends off Mini-Booker
Mini-Booker cautiously drags a suitcase toward Fat Mailman.
“Mmm ya look even more delicious up-close! Git in my belly ya little chicken-baby, before somethin’ explodes out of my ass!” Fat Mailmain tries to grab Mini-Booker but is too fat.
Mini-Booker whips the suitcase at him and runs to Dr. John Evil with Pooky.
“Good evil clone! I won’t let anyone harm you!” Dr. John Evil pats him on the head.
“Can I go now? I have to eat a little chicken-baby before I blow up the bathroom!” Fat Mailman
“You can go.” Dr. John Evil shoos him away
“Ooh, I’ll have to get some preparation H!” Fat Mailman walks out
“Preparation H? Ri-ght!” Dr. John Evil
Garfield Powers runs in with Arlene Meowswell.
“You’re done for Dr. John Evil!” Garfield holds up a hair-ball gun.
“Poop!” Dr. John Evil says depressed
Police come in an arrest Mini-Booker and Dr. John Evil.
.Garfield Powers Pad.
“We saved the day baby, yeah!” Garfield gives Arlene a Fish-martini
“Don’t forget your mojo!” Arlene smiles
“Oh behave!” Garfield and Arlene laugh
“Garfield!” Orson runs up to them in a panic
“What is it Orson?” Arlene
“It’s Garfield’s father, he’s been kidnapped!” Orson shouts softly
“Holy doggie!” Garfield
To be continue…
Henchman who pretends to be Dr. John Evil’s dad for closure visits him at Jail.
“Can you bail me henchman who pretends to be my dad for closure?” Dr. John Evil holds onto the bars
The henchman nods no.
7/20/2003 11:16:25 AM
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