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Dans Jp3 page: The Movie Prequel
By Evilgrinch
Dear Readers,
Inspiration for "Dans Jp3 page: The Movie" originally came to me during Autumn 2000. Corrupt member Spino goin down was in his prime at the site, and to help the campaign against him, I thought a little propaganda in Fan-fiction form couldn't do any harm. So I adapted an idea by member "Mess" and set about writing the story. It was released in a self-made "semi-script" style, and was one of the first fan-fictions to be hyped using trailers and other promotional material at the website. When its 7 chapters finally came out to the reading public, they received instant success and glory. I was originally negative towards the idea of a sequel, but warmed to it when fellow member "Spinoboy11" came up with an excellent storyline that he would write, and I would edit. When released in early 2001, the sequel also gained a similar cult quality to the originals.
A prequel, written by fan-fic legend Vader, followed shortly afterwards. This installment received better reviews then both my first story, or Spinoboy11's second, and helped to boost the series profile at the site.
After the prequel (The series high point) another 4 stories continued the saga. The lack of an obvious human villan affected the quality of the stories and their reviews, but they were all reasonable pieces of work with exciting acton sequences. I personally find the last story, "Jungle Warfare" to be my favourite in the series. It re-unites all the best-written characters and has a shock ending that will baffle and intrigue even those who dislike the series.
I would also like to point out that the Dans Jp3 page: The Movie saga are not intended to be stunning works of literature. They are generally quickly and scrappily written stories that have little or no place amongst the likes of "Theropod" or Icebreaker's excellent "ORIGIN". But my stories have still gained the sort of cult following that only Vader's "SITE WARS" saga has also received. Maybe this is because the earlier fan-fics contain an allegory with real-life events at the site, or maybe its just that they are easy to read and non-complex.
The saga's influence still lives on today, so I hope you enjoy re-reading it, or reading it for the first time if you have not had the pleasure before. It is in chronological order, beginning with the Prequel, and ending with "Jungle Warfare". To read a separate, but interesting interview conducted by Vader to myself and Spinoboy11 in June 2001, visit "http://www.dansjp3page.com/fanfic/Vader-Dan's_Jp3_Page__Behind_The_Movies.asp"
So sit back with a bucket of popcorn, and enjoy the Dans Jp3 page: The Movie saga in its fully edited "Directors cut" glory.
-Evilgrinch (Creator and writer)
DANS JP3 PAGE: THE MOVIE SAGA
Written by Evilgrinch
Co-written by Vader, Spinoboy11 and Cyros
DANS JP3 PAGE: THE MOVIE PREQUEL
By Vader and Evilgrinch
May 14th, 1997
Everyone gathered at the message board, awaiting Dan. There had been a contest in honor of "The Lost World: Jurassic Park". The result would be that four lucky members from Danstlwpage.com would get to accompany Mr.Finkelstein on a trip to Universal Studios Hollywood to ride "Jurassic Park: The Ride", which had newly opened.
Every member submitted their entry to Dan via e-mail and now everyone waited in high anticipation. Chavez instant messaged with his pal Spino.
Chavez: Oh jeez, I hope we're chosen.
Spino: Calm down. I'm pretty confident. Dan says he randomly chooses he entries but I've rigged my vote.
Chavez: What? You idiot! Do you wanna get banned!
Spino: Its only a joke. It just shows how jittery you are.
Chavez: I don't know whether to believe you or not...
Just then, Dan came online. On the message board, he posted the final results of the sweepstakes. Everyone crossed their fingers and read . . .
May 16th, 1997
Dan, Raptor-Rex, Spino, RolandTembo, and Jurassiclaw all sat in comfortable, first-class seats in the Southwestern Airlines airplane. The waitress came up to them with a tray full of cold beverages in her hand.
Waitress: Your beers, sirs.
Dan: Thank you, miss.
They passed the beers to everyone and they all took a sip.
Dan: Um, You're all too young for alcohol. I'm 18 though so...heh, heh, heh. Take away these kids drinks please Waitress.
Jurassiclaw: If only my damn mum had given birth to me a month earlier.
Dan: Its no big deal - its only beer.
Jurassiclaw: Mmmmm, well I can't believe that we're actually going to Universal Studios Hollywood to ride the JP ride!
Raptor-Rex: Yeah, Dan. We all appreciate it very much. Its really generous of you.
Dan: Well, you're all lucky. Everyone on my TLW page entered and you guys won. I can't begin to tell you how many people entered. Some newbie, Evilgrinch I think his name was, entered over a hundred times!
Spino: Yip-f*cking-ee. Well, we've all seen TLW now. I'd been waiting forever and when I finally saw it a few weeks ago, it sucked.
RolandTembo: Of course it did! Dan, you hyped up the movie so much on the site, we all had too high expectations! That's why we all think TLW sucks! Jeff Goldblum just annoys me, his character was so different from JP. And his haircut sucked...
Dan: Shut up, Roland. I was skeptical about the whole thing and neutral about the films outcome. I didn't hype it. Never...
RolandTembo: Yeah right! We'll discuss this later on the messageboards.
All the members rolled their eyes. It was RolandTembo's typical behavior to start personal feuds with people on the site. It seemed he always just wanted trouble!
Dan: If you start that spamming again, I'll have to ban you.
RolandTembo: No, no! Anything but that! I won't post at all.
Spino slyly smiled.
Spino: Now, now, Roland. The more you post the better. Your opinion counts as much as Dans, Jurassiclaw's...even Spielbergs.
A few hours later, the plane reached Los Angeles, California. It made a smooth landing in the airport and everyone left the plane with their luggage. In the baggage pick-up, a Universal Studios tour guide was there to take Dan and his members into the park. They all got in a taxi and drove to Hollywood. When they finally got to the studios, they took the elevator down to the Studio Center area of the park. From beyond the jungle plants and palm trees, they saw the Jurassic Park Ride loom over the park and a raft come rocketing out of the darkness making a huge wave as it landed in the water.
Raptor-Rex: This is going to rock!
The tour guide led them to the line.
Tour Guide: You can see the rest of the park later. Here, we can skip the long line since you are our guests.
The group went to the front of the line and boarded the yellow raft. They strapped themselves in. The raft began to move.
Dan: This place is awesome. It looks just like the Jurassic Park we have all seen in the movies. I love Steven Spielberg.
Spino: Cough...Bender...cough.
Dan: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!
Spino: Nothing.
The raft went down a slope and turned a corner. They entered a lagoon where sauropods with long necks and stegosaurs ate the lush shrubbery. Two compys fought over a popcorn bag. All the robots looked like the ones from the movie.
Spino: This thing is going awful slow. Lets speed her up.
Dan: Pipe down, Spino.
The raft continued on through a broken fence where two spitters were waiting. They sprayed water all over them. Also, a JP tour jeep fell down from above a steep trestle, spraying more water at them. The raft entered a warehouse where raptors were waiting. Meanwhile, Spino was messing with the electronics box at the back of the boat . . .
Dan, Raptor-Rex, Jurassiclaw, Spino, and RolandTembo all sat in the raft as it made its way up a long slope, into a warehouse. Raptors snarled around them as they continued up. Suddenly, the raft sped up to a super high speed.
Jurassiclaw: What the heck?!
Spino: Heh, heh.
The boat zoomed up the ramp in record time. Ahead, Dan and the members saw the tracks in the water curve. Everyone hung on. The raft sped off the tracks in a burst of smoke and sparks. It smacked against the wall.
Raptor-Rex: Look out!
The raft crashed into a T-Rex head as it came down from the ceiling. The head fell into the water with a monumental thud and splash as it exploded. The raft smacked down into the water, still going at full speed.
Dan: What the heck did you do, Spino! You idiot!
Spino just smiled slyly.
The raft zoomed up to the final drop.
Dan: Brace yourselves!
As the raft came up to the drop, a Rex came out of the waterfall roaring. The raft crashed into the Rex's leg, and the huge beast tumbled down.
RolandTembo: Ahhhhh!!!
The Rex body crashed just milimeters away from the raft as it zoomed down the 84-foot drop at blinding speed. All the members yelled. The raft crashed into the water with huge force and spun around upside down in the lake of water at the bottom of the ride.
The members swam up to the surface and climbed to the top of the raft. They heard the Jurassic Park main theme playing and saw tourists looking at them and gasping. They then heard the narrator for the ride suddenly speek through the speakers.
Narrator: This completes your tour through the prehistoric world of Jurassic Park. We hope you have enjoyed your stay.
None of the members were paying attention though. All eyes were on Spino.
Dan: Spino you are a complete fool! Jesus...
Raptor-Rex: You almost got us killed!
Spino: Jeez, the ride was getting boring, too slow. I had to speed it up, heh, heh.
Dan: This isn't a joke. You aren't getting away with it.
Everyone swam to shore and went into the JP store to get some dry clothes on.
Later, that night, Dan and members were in their hotel room in Universal City. Dan was on the laptop, typing away. He sighed and then logged off.
Dan: I've had to clear up all the rumors about the JP ride. All over Dan's TLW Page message board, everyone thought I had been killed. Some stupid tourist who was watching had logged on and told everyone we were dead.
Spino: RolandTembo, what'd you do? This was all your fault.
RolandTembo: Don't look at me!
Raptor-Rex turned and whispered into Dan's ear.
Raptor-Rex: Obviously, Spino shows no remorse for what he's done. He's trying to blame RolandTembo.
Dan: Oh, I'll make him show remorse. Spino, you're banned from Dan's TLW Page.
Spino: What?! No, please, you can't do that!
Dan: You have been a good member for as long as I've known you. But now...You nearly killed us, and you've badly damaged my reputation with Universal studios.
Spino: Dan, please, you can't do this to me! I go to the site everyday! Everyone respects me, people like me more then you.
Dan: I'm sorry. But you can't get away with this unpunished you egotistical bastard.
Spino: Noooooo!!!
SIX MONTHS LATER (November 16th, 1997)
Dan sat on his computer typing. It had been a while since summer and "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" was old news. There hadn't been an announcement about a JP3 yet, but Dan still had a hunch. JP had to be a trilogy, not just two movies. He had already made up his mind - he would create Dan's JP3 Page.
Suddenly, an instant message popped up. It was Dr. Alan Grant, a member of Dan's TLW Page.
Grant: Hey, Dan! What's up?
Dan: Well, TLW site is going to be shut down pretty soon.
Grant: What? Why? It's such a success! Hundreds of people come here all the time!
Dan: No, no, you don't get it. I'm switching to a JP3 page.
Grant: I never heard of JP3 being announced.
Dan: It hasn't been yet. But I have one of my feelings. :)
Grant: Yeah, maybe there will be one. Hey you know how you banned Spino six months ago?
Dan: Yeah. His ban has expired.
Grant: That's right. And he's back. He's angry not only at you, but at everyone here! He kept sending me instant messages over and over about how he hates you, and he hates me, and he hates everything!
Dan: Oh, jeez. I wish it wouldn't come to this. Why can't people just accept their ban and forget about it, not hold a grudge? I've forgiven him for what he did...but I will ban him again if he's causing trouble.
Dan waited for a long time for Dr. Alan Grant's reply. But it never came.
Dan: Grant? You still there?
Suddenly, an instant message from Spino popped up.
Spino: You're going to regret what you've done Dan. I know what's going on. All your dreams, all your hopes are about to be crushed. You are a jerk and you are gonna pay. You ruined my dreams and hopes...and a little revenge never did anyone any harm.
Dan tried to reply, but it said that Spino was off-line. That irritated Dan.
Dan: What the heck does that asshole have in mind?!
Dan decided to go to bed for the night.
NOVEMBER 17TH 1997
Dan woke up and went on his computer. As soon as he got onto his TLW page, he was flooded with off-line messages from angry users. It was all about some virus in the system that was screwing things up on the page. Suddenly, an instant message popped up from Jurassiclaw.
Jurassiclaw: What ever it is, what ever it could be, it is completely destroying the system, dismantling it! You gotta help us Dan. The site is dying. People are converting to InGenNet.
Dan: Oh, my God. Let me check it out.
Dan quickly visited all the different parts of the site. It was all falling apart, everything was being deleted - messages, fan fics, fan art, everything. And everything was getting spammed saying, "The Error Was Here!"
Dan went to the admin page and started to delete the spams. But he couldn't delete them, the computer wouldn't allow it. Dan slammed his table with a fist. He then went to look at the technical info about the problem. As he saw it, Jurassiclaw instant messaged again.
Jurassiclaw: Have you found the problem.
Dan: Yeah. It's an error and its deleting everything. It's destroying the site at a rapid rate. I say we have four days at the most to get this thing out of the system before the site is done for...forever. Four days till everything is deleted.
Jurassiclaw: What could've caused it?
Dan: Well it's obviously and expert hack...and I have a wild idea who is behind it.
2 DAYS LATER (November 19th 1997)
Raptor-Rex was laying in bed, snoring. His phone rang. It was one o'clock in the morning.
Raptor-Rex: Who the heck is calling at this f*cking hour of the night?!
He angrily picked up the phone. He didn't recognize the voice.
Caller: Raptor-Rex, is that you?
Raptor-Rex: Um, yeah. How did you get my number? Who are you?
Caller: Don't worry. It's Dan. Dan as in Dan's TLW Page.
Raptor-Rex: What the heck are you calling here for?!
Dan: Calm down. I need your help. I have reserved seats for you on American Airlines Flight 5A in the morning at five o'clock. Get on the plane. When you land again, I'll be waiting for you.
Raptor-Rex: What is this all about, Dan? You're creeping me out!
Dan: I just need your help badly. Just be at the airport.
At that the phone hung up. Raptor-Rex wasn't sure what to do. If Dan really did need help badly, he was in an unusual situation. Should he stay here or go to wherever Dan told him to?
THE NEXT DAY (November 20th, 1997)
Raptor-Rex, Jurassiclaw, RolandTembo, and jp3_girl all stood before Dan just outside an auditorium.
jp3_girl: What's up, Dan? Why can't you tell us what's going on?
Dan: I've got someone to pick up here. And then I will explain everything.
Raptor-Rex: This is getting irritating. Why such the long wait?
RolandTembo: Yeah! And why do you need us? If you're in big trouble, than you should contact your family or something!
Dan ignored the comments and went into the auditorium. As they walked, Jurassiclaw talked with the members.
Jurassiclaw: I for one think that we should trust Dan. He's a good guy. If he really needs our help, than we should give it to him. Right, Dan?
Dan ignored them again. He was paying attention to a teenager up on stage in the auditorium. He motioned for all the members to sit down. They all watched the presenter on stage. He was just concluding his speech.
Teen: And so as we can see, it is highly believable that the velociraptors used their hollow air sacks to make very sophisticated sounds. They could communicate better than primates. This leads us to believe that just perhaps, these animals were the top species in the prehistoric era. Thank you. That concludes my presentation.
A group of geeky college students clapped. The group watched as three teachers and examiners sitting at the back of the room, scribbled down notes. Everyone left the room accept for Dan and the members. After all were gone, they walked up to the teenager.
Dan: Hey, there, how are you doing?
Teen: Just fine. What can I help you with? Do you have some questions about my presentation?
Dan: You obviously know a lot about dinosaurs.
Teen: Yeah, I really got into them when the film Jurassic Park came out.
The members looked at each other and smiled.
Dan: Have you see TLW? Did you like it?
Teen: Yeah, it rocked. I hope they make JP3. I'd be really cool if they had the raptors making the sophisticated sounds with their air sacks. Just like I was talking about tonight, you know? Heh, heh.
Dan: Yeah, that would be cool. You go to Dan's TLW page, right?
Teen: Yes, how did you know?
Dan: I'm Dan Finkelstein. I run that site.
Teen: Really? Cool! How's it going? Nice to see you in person. What brings you here?
Dan: I need your help now. I don't know if you have been to the site lately, but and error is destroying the system. I need you to help me get it out.
Teen: Well, I'm no computer expert. Sorry.
Dan: You don't need to be.
Teen: Well, how am I going to help you, then?
Dan: Follow me. I'll show you.
Raptor-Rex: So, man, what is your member name? Maybe I've talked with you before.
Teen: Oh, I'm not a member.
All the members warily glanced at each other. Dan just smiled.
Raptor-Rex: Why in the heck not?
Teen: Well I'm busy. I really just breeze through once and a while.
Dan: No you, don't. I've checked my stats and you're one of our top 5 visitors.
Teen: Oh, well, yeah. Heh, heh. Well, I just never had any reason to post messages or fan fics, or fan art or whatever.
Jurassiclaw: So what's your name?
Teen: Well, at other site's that I'm a member of, my member name is Vader.
Jurassiclaw: Okay then...It's nice to meet you Vader.
Vader: Thanks. Um, Dan where exactly are we going?
Dan: Back to my place.
That night in Dan's apartment...
Dan, Vader, Raptor-Rex, Jurassiclaw, RolandTembo, and jp3_girl all entered the room.
jp3_girl: Okay, Dan what are we doing here?
Dan: Just come into my closet.
The members stuffed themselves into the cramped closet. Dan pulled out a wall panel and started pressing buttons. The group could see that strange equipment was hanging from the walls. Wires and circuit boards were everywhere.
Dan: This may hurt.
Dan pressed a button.
Jurassiclaw: What are you-
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a brilliant flash of light that streaked across the room and everything blacked out.
When the members opened their eyes, their heads hurt very badly. They all moaned and clambered to their feet.
Dan: Sorry about the headache. I'm still working on the technology.
RolandTembo: Exactly what technology was that?
Dan smiled.
Dan: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
The members looked around. They were no longer in Dan's home. They were surrounded by green foliage. They lay in mud. Brown goo was all over their backs.
Raptor-Rex: Ugh! Why did we have to land in mud?
Jurassiclaw: Hate to say it, but that mud is actually...well I got a little scared.
jp3_girl: Oh great! This is disgusting! Next time try and clench your bowels Jurassiclaw.
Vader: This can't all be yours Jurassiclaw. Where the heck could so much shit come from? Something big...
Dan: I didn't expect it to be like this. Jungle. Animals.
Raptor-Rex: Animals? I don't see any animals!
Dan: Whose excrement do you think this is then?
Jurassiclaw: Well some of it is mine
Dan: Shutup
Dan walked around looking at the foliage.
Dan: Now I wish I'd got some weapons. I didn't expect it to be like this. I thought it would just be a lot of electronic things - like a giant pentagon or something. Not like this. Not like this.
Vader: What are you talking about?
Suddenly, they heard a roar in the distance. Everyone froze with shock.
RolandTembo: Is it just me or did that sound a lot like the T-Rex from Jp?
Dan: It's not just you.
They heard thumps. In the distance, they saw the trees swaying back and forth.
Jurassiclaw: Oh my God!
Dan: Don't run, don't run. It shouldn't be able to see us if we don't move.
Jurassiclaw: I know we shouldn't run, but I really want to.
Vader: Everyone has to stay calm. Their vision is based on movement. Didn't you see Jp?
A huge reptilian head appeared out of the trees. It was a T-Rex. It sniffed the air. All the members stayed as still as possible. The Rex swayed its head from side. It was listening for some sort of sound. For several moments it did that. Finally, it trampled off with a bellow. Everyone let out a sigh.
Vader: Where are we?! In Jurassic Park?
Dan: No. Inside the webpage.
Raptor-Rex: What are you talking about?
Dan: Just what I said. I have been working on a special technology that transports people inside the webpage. That way, incase something goes wrong, I can take care of it. But I didn't have time to finish it. It's not fully completed. That's why it hurt so bad when we got in here. The wiring is all mucked up. Be careful though, this isn't like the Matrix or anything. You physically enter the page, not just a digital version of yourself.
jp3_girl: I don't believe this! Does that mean we can...die?
Dan: As I said, I had no idea there would be dinosaurs in here. I just thought it would be like a giant computer chip. So you could be killed...yes.
Vader: Look up in the sky.
Everyone saw that instead of blue and white clouds for a sky, it was a giant, flat computer chip.
Jurassiclaw: Oh God. How the hell do we get outta here...I wanna go home.
Dan: Don't worry. We can just go back and get some weapons. And then we'll return to destroy the error that is abolishing this page and get rid of Spino. Or should I say Spino Going Down...his new username. He has set himself up a fortress. To get inside, we need to acquire three key cards - one hidden in the Media section of the site, another in the Fan Art section, and one more in the JP Stuff merchandise section. Once we have all the cards, we go in the fortress at the Message Board area, defeat the error, and then defeat SGD.
jp3_girl: Maybe there is still good in him. Maybe we can turn him back to the good Spino.
Jurassiclaw: Yeah right. It's like committing suicide facing the error. We probably won't even get to SGD. You remember what happened to Rob_Redwing?
Vader: How do we get out of the webpage then, Dan?
Dan: There is a compound on the other side of the lagoon up here. Once inside, I'll be able to get us back home.
Raptor-Rex: Yeah and then we can wash the crap off of our backs in the water.
Dan: That would be nice. Let's get going.
The group ran through the jungle as fast as they could. They wanted to have weaponry as soon as possible. They needed a way to protect themselves. In about ten minutes, they came to the lagoon. They found an old, abandoned sail barge docked on the muddy banks.
RolandTembo: Yes. This could take us there!
Vader: Let's push it into the water.
All together, the group shoved the barge off the land. They all hopped on the barge. In a compartment, Dan found some paddles.
Dan: We'll have to row across. Here, everyone take a paddle.
All of them made their way across. Suddenly, in the distance, Vader spotted a huge fish moving through the water behind them. It's head popped out of the water, jaws wide open.
Vader: Look out! It's a mosasaur!
Everyone paddled harder to escape the pursuing beast. Only a bit longer and they would reach the opposite end of the shore. But the mosasaur was faster than they expected. It chomped the back of the boat and ripped in half. It made a large splash that pushed the barge forward, giving it a little gain.
Vader: We're almost there!
But they would never make it. The mosasaur had almost reached the boat.
jp3_girl: Jump!
All of the group jumped off the edge just as the huge fish tugged the barge underwater. They swam as rapidly as possible to the shore. After a few seconds, they were crawling onto dry land.
Raptor-Rex: Jeez, now we're all wet.
Jurassiclaw: At least we got the crap washed off.
Dan pointed to the compound. It was just up the hill.
Dan: Let's go!
They all started forward when suddenly they heard loud thunder. They looked into the sky and saw a piece of the computer chip swivel and the strong rushing of wind. All the members were suddenly pushed to the ground by a strong force. None of them could get up.
RolandTembo: What the heck is going on?
Dan: It's the error! SGD knows we're here, HE'S SET THE ERROR ON US!
A gale wind smacked them all against the compound wall extremely hard. Jp3_girl's arm snapped and broke on impact. She screamed. Dan was lifted up into the air. He was carried off at lightning speed into the distance by the strong force.
RolandTembo: Where's Dan? Where's Dan?
The wind stopped and the remaining group fell to the ground. Dan was gone.
All the members were in shock. The error had left and taken Dan with it. They were all alone without any guidance.
Vader: We'd better get inside this compound quickly.
They all hurried inside. Vader helped jp3_girl climb through the broken door. Inside, there were several cabinets, a computer in the corner, and circuitry hanging from the ceiling that looked like the same kind as in Dan's closet.
Raptor-Rex: I'll get on the computer and see if I can get us out of here.
Vader: Right. Jurassiclaw, look in those cabinets for any medical suplies.
Jurassiclaw: Nothing. There's nothing here.
Vader ripped a piece off his shirt and tied a sling found jp3_girl's arm. She cringed as Vader tied it up.
Raptor-Rex: No luck. This thing requires passwords that only Dan has. Well...Dan and Beno_yo.
Jurassiclaw: Beno_yo?
Raptor-Rex: Yes. He's an admin so he has the passwords. He isn't here though so we're a bit f**ked.
jp3_girl: So we're stuck here?
Raptor-Rex: Looks like it.
Jurassiclaw: Oh my God, how will we survive? We have no defenses!
RolandTembo: Don't be a pansy sucka.
Vader: He's not being pansy. He's being realistic. Our only hope of getting out of this place alive is to get Dan back. That means getting into SGD's fortress.
Raptor-Rex: So we go in search of the key cards. Dan said one is hidden in the Media section, Fan Art section, and JP Stuff merchandise section, right?
Jurassiclaw: Hey, check this out!
Jurassiclaw showed everyone a large map of the island.
Vader: It's a map! Look, it shows us where all the different sections are!
jp3_girl: Leave me here. I'm going to slow you down. It'll be hard enough to survive without me.
Vader: No, we're not abandoning you.
jp3_girl: Vader, please. This is no time for heroics. We both know-
Vader: Stop it. You're coming with us. If you get tired, I'll carry you if I have to.
Raptor-Rex: Right. We have to make sure everyone is safe. We have to stay in a group. Let's get going.
The group left the compound and followed the map. They were closest to the Media Section so they decided to head over there. They hiked down the outside rim of the island, by cliffs. They wanted to avoid all predators. Suddenly, Jurassiclaw slipped and fell. He bounced off of the cliff and landed on a small ledge with a thud. He was knocked unconscious.
Raptor-Rex: No!
Vader: Great. We have to go down there and get him.
RolandTembo: I'm not risking my life for that asshole.
Vader: Fine! Stay up here with jp3_girl. Raptor-Rex and I will go down and get him.
The duo carefully climbed down the cliff. The dangerous reef was below them one hundred feet down. They dug their shoes into the tiny ledges to get a good grip. Vader slipped.
Vader: Ahh!
Raptor-Rex quickly caught his collar and pulled him back up.
Vader: Thanks man. I slipped. Remember to watch for Pteranodon's. They like to nest on these sort of cliffs.
They continued to climb down, slipping every once in a while but then regaining footing. They finally reached Jurassiclaw. The ledge he lay on was crumbling.
Raptor-Rex: We need to get off this fast!
Vader and Raptor-Rex grabbed Jurassiclaw and lunged upward, catching another ledge. The ledge below crumbled and fell. The crumbling ledge disturbed 2 Pteranodon's, they flew upwards and squarked loudly.
Raptor-Rex: We've penetrated their territory!
The flying reptiles came down and lunged their sharp beaks towards the three people but only caused rocks to fall on them. The falling debris made deep gashes in the humans. They continued to climb as stones cut into their heads. Vader caught a falling rock and threw it at the pteranodon, hitting it in the head. It squealed with anger and pain. Vader and Raptor-Rex climbed as fast as possible, taking advantage of the delay. Once, they got near the top, they shoved Jurassiclaw's body over the edge. The pteranodons came down for a last swoop and nabbed Vader's hand. Raptor-Rex quickly pulled himself up and helped Vader up. The beak had badly cut Vader's wrist. Vader pointed into the middle of a field.
Vader: LOOK! The keycard!
Raptor-Rex looked up too. He saw the glistening gold card sitting on a small brick wall in the fields centre. He ran over and picked it up, smiling. He put it in his pocket. He suddenly heard a low rumble. He looked over into the woods and saw, several jeeps and motorbikes smash through the forest wall, chasing dinosaurs. A voice echoed from the sky.
Voice: Something has survived . . .
Raptor-Rex: Oh, my God! We're in the trailer for TLW!
He ran away as fast as possible but got hit by one of the cars. He landed on the hood with a moan. Above, in the gunner's station, a man shot a dart into a Triceratops. As the animal screamed in agony, Raptor-Rex rolled into view.
Driver: Ahh!
Raptor-Rex pulled himself up and jumped into the passengers seat. The driver saw he was about to drive the vehicle over the cliff. Raptor-Rex jumped off as the vehicle swerved and drove off the cliff, slamming into the sailing pteranodons along the way to the rocky sea bottom. It exploded with smoke and fire. As the car exploded, all the other vehicles disappeared. The trailer was over. Raptor-Rex got up and walked over to the others.
Vader: Well...I didn't expect that. At least the trailers over now.
RolandTembo: At least it wasn't the trailer where the T-rex chased Malcolm and the others.
Jurassiclaw: Let's get going people. We've got some code keys to get.
Raptor-Rex: You're awake!
Jurassiclaw: Or course I am! If I were asleep then it would make this fan-fic harder to write!
Vader: Oh...excellent!
Vader, Raptor-Rex, jp3_girl, RolandTembo and Jurassiclaw walked off into the jungle.
After a while, the group came to a dirt road running through the jungle. It had a sign that pointed to the Fan Art section. They stopped and rested, panting heavily.
Jurassiclaw: Thank you, so much, guys for rescuing me.
Vader: It was no problem. We are going to do anything we have to in order to keep the group alive. I know these animals, they are my life. There's nobody better to help you out here then me.
RolandTembo: Oh, how touching.
Raptor-Rex: Watch it, smart mouth. I'm not in the mood for this.
RolandTembo: What, you looking for a problem?
Raptor-Rex: Yeah!
RolandTembo threw a punch at Raptor-Rex and landed him right in the jaw. Raptor-Rex kicked him in the crotch and they knocked each other down to fight with ferocity.
jp3_girl: Guys, stop fighting!
Vader: Hey! You guys, come on! Stop fooling around! We have to save Dan! We have to move on and get those key cards. And most of all...we have to see if we can deal with Spino. Or what's left of him, before he changed.
Jurassiclaw: Remember what Dan said, he ain't Spino no more. He's even stopped worshipping that Evilgrinch dude at Dans.
RolandTembo: You are all pansies. You'd better watch how you're talking to me, Vader.
Vader: Shut up. Are you following us, or not?
RolandTembo: Oh, I'll follow you, great leader(Sarcasm).
Angrily, the members continued on towards the Fan Art section. Along the way, jp3_girl collapsed from exhaustion. She was losing too much blood from her broken arm.
Vader: No!
jp3_girl: Vader, please, leave me here. You can't help me. There is no point in me going on.
Vader: I'm carrying you, then!
Vader picked her up on his shoulders and they trudged on. Suddenly, compys came out of the jungle, eying the helpless jp3_girl. Vader spotted them and kicked one over.
Vader: Get out of here you little s!
But the compys were persistent. They just wouldn't give up. They kept jumping up and down, nipping at the girl Vader carried. Vader bent down, picked up a compy and broke it's neck, throwing it at the others. He then turned to run. As soon as he turned, he stopped. Raptor-Rex, Jurassiclaw, and RolandTembo were staring out into a lush green clearing.
Raptor-Rex: The sign says this is the fan art section. But it doesn't look like there are any dinosaurs around.
Jurassiclaw: And I don't see the key card.
Vader: Well it's in there somewhere. It looks safe. Come on.
They entered. About half way in, they saw the signature of JpSiteC in the middle of the sky.
Raptor-Rex: This is JPSiteC's drawing! I know that guy, we used to talk on MSN messenger!
Jurassiclaw: What's the point in having a drawing with no dinosaurs?
Suddenly, a river appeared in the middle of the field. The group was startled. Then, out of the blue, a giant dinosaur, bigger than the T-Rex, appeared. It had a large sail on its back and a crocodilian-like snout.
Vader: Spinosaurus Aegypticus!
The group turned and ran as the spinosaur roared and ran up to them, jaws wide. Vader was slowed down by carrying jp3_girl.
jp3_girl: Vader, drop me.
Vader could tell she was fading away.
Meanwhile, outside of Dan's TLW Page, JPSiteC sat at his computer drawing. He noticed a group of people running through the drawing and his spinosaur was chasing them.
JPSiteC: My God! What the hell?
They looked like real people. Not sure exactly what to do, JPSiteC started drawing things to help the people escape the dinosaur.
Back in the TLW Page, guns suddenly appeared in the member's hands. They were confused, but turned and open fired at the pursuing dinosaur. But the dino was agile and could dodge well. Suddenly, a jeep appeared out of nowhere.
Vader: What the fu*k is going on here?
They all jumped into the vehicle. Raptor-Rex drove away from the Spinosaur as Jurassiclaw shot at it. Vader carefully lay jp3_girl in the back seat. She gazed up at him and gave a weak smile.
jp3_girl: Thank you.
Vader just smiled. She gave him a short kiss but couldn't hold her head up long enough. Just then, the Spinosaur tore through the back of the jeep, raoring agressively. It slammed Vader back with its head and picked up jp3_girl in its huge, thirsty jaws. The rest of the group all screamed as the Spinosaurus crunched down on her bones.
Jurassiclaw: No!
Raptor-Rex: That son of a...
Raptor-Rex swerved the car around to fire at the spinosaur. He unleashed a spray of bullets and the dinosaur fell to the ground.
Outside the page, JPSiteC drew a T-Rex to finish off the Spinosaur. The Rex dug into the Spino's ribs and ate the flesh.
Vader: Oh my God. I can't believe we lost jp3_girl. She was only talking to me a minute ago...
RolandTembo: Who cares about her. She was slowing us anyway. It's you we need. You know about dinosaur's. She wasn't doing anything useful.
Vader: YOU MOTHERFUC*ER. Don't ever speak to me again.
Jurassiclaw: Calm down people. Look the key card!
Sure enough, the second key card was up in a tree, glistening in the sunlight. Vader took the steering of the vehicle while Raptor-Rex jumped up to the branch and grabbed the key.
Vader: Only one more to go and then we can get out of here. Let's try not to lose anymore people
Raptor-Rex: At least we have weapons and a vehicle now. I don't know how, but these should help us against the smaller dinosaurs.
As the others talked, RolandTembo looked over at the bloody smear of Jp3_girls remains on the ground and smiled.
The group drove for hours. the jeep occasionly getting stuck in mud, and a separate root to the Jp Stuff section having to be sought. Eventually though, usuing Jurassiclaw's map, they managed to find their way there. They saw the sign that announced their arrival and they pulled up into the parking lot.
Raptor-Rex: It's like a huge mall!
They all were in awe of the giant building with signs that were advertising all the JP merchandise. It was three stories tall and had glass elevators. People buzzed around inside the mall.
Vader: Those figures must be projections of people who buy off Amazon.com!
Jurassiclaw: This is incredible!
The group ran into the mall. They took the escalator to the top and went into the action figure store. They jumped into the giant pile of JP and TLW action figures. They tossed them in the air with joy.
Jurassiclaw: This is a lot better than landing in a pile of crap like we did when we first got here.
Vader: Look at all this! They even have Peter Ludlow and Sarah Harding! They are like the rarest of all!
Raptor-Rex: Jeez they got the Trailer playset, the bull t-rex, the Spinosaurus. You know It would be really cool if they had a Spinosaurus in JP3.
Jurassiclaw: Yeah! Unless we had to go into the Jp3 page! Even though he was only a 2D drawing, that Spinosaur killed one of our team here. Imagine facing a gang of em.
RolandTembo: I'm stealing all this junk. Maybe I can pick up a few bucks for it down at a car-boot sale.
RolandTembo pulled out a bag and started stuffing it with toys.
Vader: Jesus, RolandTembo, you're going to be banned when we get back. That stuff costs money you know. Stealing over the internet is no different to stealing it in real life.
RolandTembo grunted angrily and stopped filling his bag. Next, the members exited the shop with their bags of toys, and headed into the clothing store. It was huge! They had every t-shirt, pants, hats, and wallets that was ever made for Jp or TLW.
Raptor-Rex: We must be in heaven!
Vader: Guys we're getting a bit carried away. We have to find the last key. Jp3_girl wouldn't have wanted us to be messing around in a mall. She would want us to be busy getting ready of the error and getting out of here alive.
Jurassiclaw: Vader's right. We've got enough stuff. We need to get going.
RolandTembo: Aw, shut up.
Vader took the stuff from RolandTembo.
Vader: We're loading our stuff in the jeep and we'll come back to get it after we find the next key. The key has to be somewhere in this mall...
RolandTembo yelled, but Vader, Raptor-Rex, and Jurassiclaw put his toys in the jeep anyway. They then went through the mall again.
Raptor-Rex: Where could it be?
Suddenly, there was a glimmer of light from a bridge that connected the mall to the huge parking building.
Jurassiclaw: There!
All of them ran towards the bridge. They all stopped at the edge as Raptor-Rex ran into its centre. Raptor-Rex picked up the key while running. He lifted it to his eyes.
Vader: RAPTOR-REX! GET OFF THERE. SOMEONE'S REMOVED THE SUPPORTS!
Raptor-Rex looked down. The bridge was unstable. Suddenly, it creaked and began to bend. Raptor-Rex screamed as the bridge collapsed. Vader and the others leaned over the gap where it had been looking for a sign of life. They couldn't see a thing. The dust was too thick.
On the ground, 30 feet below, Raptor-Rex was removing rubble from his jacket. He pulled himself free of the debris and looked to his side. He also had a low visibility level. He coughed and moved forward. A figure moved into his vision. He recognized him. It was Spino.
Spino: You fool. How dare you think that you can come in this page and defeat me!
Raptor-Rex: IT WAS YOU! I knew it. Dan said you'd changed and he was right.
Spino: Well Dan's mine now. Errrrrrm...that was not a homosexual remark.
Raptor-Rex: What the hell have you done to him. I'll fuc*ing kill you if you've hurt him.
Spino laughed and whipped out two thin swords.
Spino: If you're so angry then come and take me down...it won't help Dan.
Spino threw the sword to Raptor-Rex. He caught it. They both charged at each other. Raptor-Rex blocked a hit toward his head and parried an attack towards Spino's belly. In retaliation, Spino spun around and slashed at Raptor-Rex's legs. Raptor-Rex jumped in the air to avoid it. When he came down he slit Spino's shoulder.
Spino: You fool. You can't defeat me.
Spino went dashing off. Raptor-Rex panted. If he hadn't been so quick, he would've been killed. It seemed that if the fight went on for too much longer, it would have become extremely intense and very hard to handle. Especially for someone who had never handled a sword in his life. He sighed and ran up some nearby stairs to meet Vader, Jurassiclaw, and RolandTembo.
Raptor-Rex: The good news is that we have all the keys. The bad news is that Spino just tried to kill me.
Vader: What the he-
He was cut off by the screeching of tires. In the road below, the members saw Spino swerving away in a SUV.
Jurassiclaw: There's still time. Hurry! We have to get back to the jeep and follow him!
Raptor-Rex: He knows where Dan is. RUN!!!
The group sprinted off towards their jeep.
They jumped in, and Raptor-Rex drove the jeep after Spino, who was fleeing in his SUV. They raced on a wide dirt road away from the JP Stuff section. Suddenly, Spino swerved and turned down a separate, more narrow road.
Vader: Watch out up here, Raptor-Rex. This roads is awful narrow.
Raptor-Rex: It'll be ok. It's not like we're traveling up a cliff or something. Just as the words came from Raptor-Rex's mouth, the road turned into a spiraling, narrow passageway that winded around a mountain.
Jurassiclaw: Oh my God!
RolandTembo: My granny could drive better then you lot. And she's in a wheelchair.
The wheels on the group's jeep swerved around as they hugged the wall. Spino was a better driver than them and was getting a good lead. Spino swerved his SUV, spraying rocks on the jeep. The front window shield shattered and glass flew into everyone's face. They all shielded their eyes. An extremely sharp turn came just ahead and Raptor-Rex swerved. But it was no use.
Vader: Jump out!
Everyone jumped out of the top of the vehicle as the jeep careened down the mountain side. The members landed with a thud in the dirt.
Vader: Hurry! We have to get to the top! They all ran as fast as possible, their muscles aching, their heads writhing with pain. It was inconceivably hard to make it to the top. But after 10 long minutes of running, they finally made it. There was a large metal door at the top with three slots in it.
Raptor-Rex: Here goes nothing.
Vader: Put them in from left to right in order of which we found first.
Raptor-Rex nodded and did so. There was a large sound of clanging inside. Slowly, the door opened to reveal darkness beyond. The members took out their weapons and proceeded. Just then, the ground fell from underneath them and they rocketed down a large shaft. They landed in a confined room. Dan sat, tied to a post in the corner.
Vader: My God, are you ok?
Vader took the tape off of Dan's mouth.
Dan: It's a trap! Get out! Spino and the error will get you! Leave me here!
Vader: How much time do we have left before the error destroys the entire system?
Dan: Fifteen minutes! That's not enough! If we are in here when it's destroyed, we'll be destroyed too!
Suddenly, a television screen flickered on.
Spino: Congratulations! You are all about to die by the error. It will be an excruciatingly painful death, but then again, you all deserve it. Good-bye.
Vader: You-
The television switched off.
Dan: The error will come from the shaft above. It's going to destroy the core of the site.
Vader: How do we tke it down?
Dan: The only way is to make it to a generator in the centre of Spino's fortress.
Jurassiclaw: We'll never make it in time!
Raptor-Rex: We have to try.
Dan: You can get out of here by using a secret code in a control panel in the wall.
The members looked all over the room. At one spot, the wall was crumbly behind it was a panel.
Jurassiclaw: What is the code?
Dan: J5327NR2PO
Jurassiclaw: How'd you know it?
Dan: I run the page. All the passwords Spino uses are just hacked versions of my passwords.
Jurassiclaw typed it in.
Dan: Hurry! The error is coming.
Suddenly, a small door opened in the wall. Vader quickly untied Dan and just as the error flushed into the small room. They got out and the door slid shut behind them.
Dan: That cell should contain the error until we destroy the generator.
They ran down the dark hallway. Along the way, swords were all hung on the wall.
Vader: Are those swords real?
Dan: Yes. Everyone take one, it is Spino's choice weapon. He can deflect any bullets with his swords so the only effective weapons against him are swords.
Jurassiclaw: If you live by the sword you die by the sword huh Dan?
Dan: Very funny.
All the members took one. They exited the hallway and came to a huge, bright, stadium with a mammoth generator in the middle. Suddenly, Spino jumped out from above. He had a sword in one hand and a gun in the other.
Spino: How did you get out?!
Dan: You underestimate me, Spino.
RolandTembo and Spino surrounded Dan, Vader, Raptor-Rex, and Jurassiclaw.
RolandTembo: Okay, give it up, all of you.
Raptor-Rex: RolandTembo?
RolandTembo: You guys underestimated me too.
Spino: My apprentice has been well trained. We are an unstoppable duo. Oh...and stop calling me Spino. I hate the Spino. Call me...SPINO GOIN DOWN. Prepare to die.
All of the members took out their guns and swords.
RolandTembo: No guns. Just swords.
Dan: You guys cover me. I'm going for the generator.
Dan ran off towards the center of the arena. RolandTembo followed and left SGD to deal with Vader, Raptor-Rex, and Jurassiclaw. SGD lunged at them, pulling out another sword from his belt. He attacked Raptor-Rex while blocking a blow to his back from Vader. Jurassiclaw went for his belly but SGD kicked him and flipped into the air. Vader slashed at his chest but SGD blocked. Raptor-Rex spun around and slashed at his head but SGD ducked and whirled around at everyone knees at the same time. Vader blocked and ran around to hit him on the back. Jurassiclaw got back up and re-joined the duel.
Meanwhile, Dan made it to the center generator. RolandTembo slashed at him with his sword but Dan blocked. RolandTembo continued forward, pushing Dan away from the generator towards a large pit. Dan jumped forward and landed behind RolandTembo, swinging around with his sword. Roland blocked and turned to see Dan running back towards the generator. There was only ten minutes left before the webpage was doomed.
The other battle was heating up with furious speed as SGD became enraged. Vader and Raptor- Rex hit SGD at opposite ends of his body at the same time. SGD blocked both and spun his arms in a circle, whipping Vader's sword away. Vader ran to pick it up again as SGD attacked Raptor-Rex, focusing all his power on defeating him.
SGD: You cut open my shoulder...you're gonna pay!
Jurassiclaw took advantage of the situation and drove his sword at SGD's legs. He penetrated the muscle and SGD howled, whirling around to kill Jurassiclaw. He slashed at his head with a hard blow and at the same time kicked Jurassiclaw. He whirled around again and banged his arm. Jurassiclaw screamed in pain. He whipped his sword at SGD, who knocked it away. He gave a look of disgust at Jurassiclaw and drove him to the ground to where he was incredibly weak.
SGD: I hate you!
SGD then drove his sword into Jurassiclaw's heart.
Vader: Nooooo!
SGD began viciously beating Jurassiclaw with anger. Vader and Raptor-Rex ran up with extreme and overcoming hate and attacked SGD jointly.
Vader: You son of a-!
Vader couldn't finish his sentence when SGD knocked him down with a hard blow. He got back up and continued with Raptor-Rex.
Meanwhile, Dan and RolandTembo were still fighting over the generator. Only five more minutes left. RolandTembo whacked Dan in the leg but he wasn't quick enough. It just tore through Dan's trousers. Dan was too strong. He continued fighting RolandTembo. Roland brought his sword sideways toward Dan's kidney. He hit it. It was excruciatingly painful for Dan. He fell on the floor. RolandTembo stood over him, sword raised high in the air. Dan then kicked his legs up, hitting RolandTembo's back. He fell down and Dan quickly picked up his sword.
RolandTembo: Please, don't kill me!
Dan sighed. He couldn't kill his own member. He started to help RolandTembo up.
Dan: Now I want you to stay in the corner over there where I can see AHHHHH!
Roland tugged Dan down. But Dan held on. They tumbled over and Dan slammed RolandTembo sideways. RolandTembo went rocketing down the long pit, screaming. Dan sighed...only one minute left.
Meanwhile, Vader and Raptor-Rex attacked SGD some more. They were beginning to tire, however. But SGD sure wasn't. He continued to smash against them. Vader blocked it, but his sword fell to the floor. SGD kicked him away. Raptor-Rex yelled and drove his sword towards SGD. SGD jumped and kicked Raptor-Rex in the face. He and Vader lay on the floor.
SGD: Now you'll see who has the power. I was always the best member. Or should I say... Spino was.
He kicked them both and they writhed in pain.
SGD: Only now you understand just how powerful I am!
He kicked them again. He began to beat the two members. They yelled with intensity. SGD continued with extreme hate and anger.
Raptor-Rex: Spino, please!
SGD: I hate Spino! I hate Spino! I AM SPINO GOIN DOWN!!!! SPINO IS DEAD!! ONLY I AM LEFT!!
Vader and Raptor-Rex felt they were on the verge of death when suddenly Dan ran up and drove his sword into SGD's waist. Weakly, Vader and Raptor-Rex crawled over and grabbed their swords. Just when they were about to finish off SGD with Dan, the wicked member jumped into the air and disappeared into a long shaft.
Vader: Thanks, Dan.
Dan: Yeah.
Raptor-Rex: Have you destroyed the generator?
Dan: Not yet. I wanted to help you guys first. The error is still active.
They all ran over to the generator. Only ten seconds left before the entire system was destroyed. Dan quickly typed as the computer counted down.
Computer: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two . . .
Dan pressed enter just in time. The error suddenly broke out of the cell, rushing towards them. At the same moment, the generator exploded in magnificent fire. The error disappeared. All the members sighed and watched as the generator burned in front of them.
Vader: Quick, we have to catch SGD before he leaves!
Dan led them into another room and they ran down the hall. They came to another room just in time to see SGD disappear through a vortex.
Dan: Too late.
Raptor-Rex: Where has he gone?
Dan: I don't know. He's still at large. Come on. Let's go home
A FEW HOURS LATER
In a hospital, Dan, Vader, and Raptor-Rex all lay in beds. They were extremely tired from their long journey through Dan's TLW Page. Nurses tended to their wounds.
Vader: I swear that I will never go back into that webpage again.
Raptor-Rex: Same here.
Dan: I don't blame you. You were both almost killed and still very brave. Thank you.
He sighed.
Dan: I'll probably never go back in either. As the admin of the page, I'm too much of a target for the hackers and the errors. If I ever need a problem to be fixed like this again, I'll call on one of the new guys. Evilgrinch or Post Grant perhaps... But, I can't tell them that I ever entered the site. If they found out that I knew of the horror that awaits them, they'd never forgive me. I'll pretend that I'm ignorant to the truth. If anyone asks you...I didn't go inside.
Vader: Same here. We'll try and keep quiet. It's not that we don't want to help you again. It's just that-
Dan: I understand. It's okay. Thank you so much for all you did.
Raptor-Rex: Sure. After all, we're loyal members of your page. That is I am, not Vader. He's a newbie
Vader frowned at Raptor-Rex then smiled and thought to himself.
A WEEK LATER (November 30th, 1997)
Dan, Vader, and Raptor-Rex, the only surviving members from the mission into Dan's TLW Page, returned to their homes and went on the Internet. This time, they didn't go to Dan's TLW Page, they went to Dan's JP3 Page. Everyone on the message board instantly heralded their return. Vader posted a message.
Vader: Hey guys at Dan's JP3 Page! I've been visiting here for a while but I haven't been a member. But due to Dan and Raptor-Rex's encouragement, I now am one.
Vader got dozens of replied saying hello. Meanwhile, Dan was talking with Seth Rex and Dark Raptor.
Dark Raptor: Dan, how did you get the error out of the system?
Dan: I couldn't have done it without the help of my members, some who died on their mission. In the end, although we destroyed the error, we found something horrible - Spino created it and was inside the page.
Seth Rex: What? That's unbelievable! I knew that Spino was immature but I didn't know he was that evil!
Dan: Yes. All our theories about Spino's behaviour, what he was capable of, we weren't even close. He was worse than Snirtex, or RiverWorld. He was even worse than Rap-attack. He's changed...to a degree we never imagined.
Seth Rex: To what? What has Spino changed to?
Dan: The Spino we knew is gone. He is now Spino Goin Down. SGD.
THE END
2/17/2002 7:07:36 AM
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