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Dans Jp3 page: The Movie
By Evilgrinch
DANS JP3 PAGE: THE MOVIE
By Evilgrinch
~It had been over 3 years since the events of the prequel, with no sign of SGD or the error. But Dans Jp3 Page was about to encounter problems like never before...
Dan pressed delete on the pornographic image on the message board, nothing happened.
He pressed it again, and again no response from his computer.
Suddenely an instant message flashed up onto his computer screen.
Read message?
Dan clicked yes and the message popped up.
Dear Dan,
You have attempted to ban me hundreds of times now, and sometimes you have succeeded.
But now you can never ban me again. I have hacked into the site and taken over you account.
Soon Dan's Jp3 page will be nothing more than a cheap porno site.
You have 24 hours to send me the sum of £50000 and Joe Johnston's email address or you're site will be mine.
Heh heh heh
From SPINO GOIN DOWN.
And his minions Snirtrex, Rudee and Rap_attack
Dan's eyes widened, he was in a real pickle.
He could not betray Joe's trust and give away his email. And as for the money, he had none.
There was only one thing he could do.
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Evilgrinch sat at his television, watching a Joe Johnston compilation tapes, when his phone rung.
He was surprised that anyone would want to call him in the middle of the night. Probably just a courtesy call. Anyway, he picked up the phone and was greeted by somebody with a strong American accent.
Evilgrinch: Hello?
Voice: Hello, is that Evilgrinch?
Evilgrinch: Only in the world of computers. Do I know you? Your voice sounds familiar from the Wing Commander movie.
Dan: It's me, Dan Finkelstein.
Evilgrinch: Dan! How did you get this number?
Dan: I can't explain now, but I need your help.
Evilgrinch: Why me? For what?
Dan: As I said, I can't explain. But I've booked you on a flight to America, I've faxed you your tickets and I'll meet you when you arrive here.
Evilgrinch: But? I.....
The phone had gone dead.
10 HOURS LATER.
A small group of people ranging in age from 15 to their early twenties sat about in a crampt garage with eighties decor hanging from the ceilings.
Dan entered and proceeded to stick labels on each persons clothing.
Evilgrinch looked down at his label, It said his name on it.
He looked round and noticed that the teenager sitting opposite him had the name "InGen" on his label.
Evilgrinch: InGen!
InGen: Hey, Is that you...Evilgrinch!
Evilgrinch? Yeah! Do you know what we're doing here?
Tha Filsta: Nobody does.
Evilgrinch: Filsta! Good to see you in real life. We worked well together in the SGD wars of 2000.
Tha Filsta: Yep, but that was just over the net. I fear this is more real. Why would Dan want to speak to us in person otherwise. Doesn't it strike you as a bit odd?
As tha filsta spoke, the actor Sam Neill strode into the garage.
Neill: Hey everyone.
Evilgrinch was about to run over and shake Neill's hand with delight when he noticed the label on his shirt. It said Post Grant.
Evilgrinch: Post Grant? You really do look like Dr. Alan Grant. Hey, where's your hat?
Post Grant: Stolen. By SGD. He's back, and he wants revenge.
Evilgrinch: We'll get that bastard. Neep on bro.
Post Grant: Neep.
Dan then explained the situation to the group. Evilgrinch was introduced to a few more members including Rancor and Majestic-1.
Evilgrinch: So, SGD will destroy the website unless we stop him. How many hours do we have.
Dan: Only 10 hours are left.
Rancor: But how can we stop him. We lost some of Dan's finest members when we battled him over the internet. We're not powerful enough.
Dan: There's one way.
Dan lead the group into a hi-tec room full of electronic crap.
Dan: Have you all the seen the Matrix?
All: Yep.
Post Grant: Neep!
Dan: I'm going to send you all into Dan's Jp3 page.
InGen: How?
Dan: You will be connected to the site over the internet, and will travel inside to destroy SGD's virus. But be careful, SGD will be well guarded. He has hired three evil souls to protect him.
Evilgrinch: Who?
Dan: Three people who were banned from the site and seeked revenge deep inside the confines of it.
Tha Filsta: What will it be like in there?
Dan: I've never entered...cough. I expect it to be like Jurassic Park though. You will find yourselves on a tropical island populated by hundreds of dinosaurs. You must find your way to the message board complex at the South Side of the island. You will find SGD there.
Majestic-1: How do we protect ourselves?
Dan: You can't. But I'm currently trying to contact other members of the site and get them here. They will join you inside within the next 5 hours.
Evilgrinch: How do we defeat SGD.
Dan: If you defeat his three minions, he will be easy to take down.
Good luck team!
Dan led InGen, Evilgrinch, tha filsta, Rancor, Post Grant and Majestic-1 to their seats, and connected them in. He then pressed enter. With a flash of light, they were gone.
They all screamed and squeezed their eyes shut as bolts of electricity were thrown between their heads and the computer.
Suddenely, as soon as it had come, the pain was gone.
Evilgrinch opened his eyes, he was in a steamy jungle clearing. He looked to the side and saw the others around him. InGen was staring into the sky.
Rancor: What are you looking at?
The rest of the group looked up into the sky, but it wasn't there. It had been replaced with a giant computer chip the size of a city.
Majestic-1: My God! We really are inside the website. How do we find our way to the message board complex? Has anyone got a map or anything?
Tha Filsta: Look!
The group looked up and saw a muddy air-strip in the distance. There was an empty plane sitting, with the door open, at one side.
Post Grant: We must be in the news archive section of the site.
We are in the plane scene from the shooting script.
InGen: Won't there be dinosaurs then?
Evilgrinch: Yes. Lets get to the plane before they get to us. Can anyone fly?
Majestic-1: Evilgrinch, we are inside a website, so flying a plane must be no harder then playing a flight-sim game. And I'm pretty damn good at flight-sim games. I've got a certificate from winning a tournament at em.
The group ran for the plane, but Tha filsta was lagging behind slightly.
Evilgrinch: Are you okay?
Tha filsta: Just got a stitch. I'll be fine.
They all quickly clambered in to the small jet, and Majestic-1 quickly fell into the pilot seat.
Majestic-1: Starting engines now.
Post Grant pulled the door shut, as he did, the engines roared into life.
Suddenley a war-cry echoed from behind the plane, on the runway.
The group looke out of the circular windows and towards the figure moving towards them.
It was Snirtrex. He had a belt strung over his shoulder holding ammunition for the shotgun he was holding.
InGen: What the hell do we do? He's got a fucking gun!
Tha Filsta: Leave this to me. Majestic-1?
Majestic-1: Yes?
Tha Filsta: If anything happens to me, I want you to take off.
Post Grant opened the door and Tha filsta headed outside towards Snirtrex.
Evilgrinch: I hope he's gonna be alright. I'd be shitting myself if I were in his shoes.
Post Grant: He's wearing boots you idiot.
Evilgrinch: My mistake.
Rancor: Wait a minute? Doesn't this remind you a bit of the plane scene we read about from Jp3. With John Diehl dying and everything. I hope it doesn't turn out like that. If it does...we are sooooo fuc*ed.
MEANWHILE OUTSIDE
Tha Filsta lept toward Snirtrex knocking his gun from his hand. Snirtrex landed a left hook on Tha Filsta's head, and the two fell into the jungle.
Post Grant: Damn! I don't see him. They've fallen into the jungle.
As soon as Post Grant had spoke, two velociraptors sprinted onto the runway.
One of them was licking a bloody pulp of flesh that was splattered all over it's foot. It was what was left of Snirtrex.
Rancor: Shit, raptors. Take off now!
Majestic-1: They can't get into the plane. Lets wait and see if Tha Filsta is okay.
After a minute, or two, the raptors trotted back into the jungle.
The group prepared to open the door, and find Tha filsta, when a roar emitted from the jungle.
Evilgrinch: Take off now! That sounds like the T-rex roar.
I don't know fuck all about dinos, but I've seen Jurassic Park 186 times.
Majestic-1 pushed the plane into gear, and it began to move up the runway.
InGen: Look, you've got to stop the plane. It's him!
Tha filsta staggered onto the runway. His shirt was bloodied and ripped. He screamed for the plane to stop.
The plane didn't though, it began to accelerate up the runway.
As tha filsta ran towards the plane, a Spinosaurus charged out of the jungle. With two steps it had reached tha filsta.
Tha Filsta: Noooooooooo!!!!
The Spinosaurus picked him up by the torso and ripped him apart.
Post Grant: Shit, Shit! Get some altitude, or we're all gonna end up like that unlucky bastard has.
Evilgrinch: My God, It's just like Jurassic park 3. Everything is just like Jurassic park 3. That unlucky fu*ker has become Cooper.
Rancor: Yes. All the Jp3 news that has been filtered through this site had made it mimic the films scenes.
The plane soared off the runway and over the trees.
Majestic-1: Oh no.
Evilgrinch: What?
Majestic-1: If this is going to follow the plot of Jp3, then we're about to all be in some shit. Especially me cos I'm the pilot.
At that moment, the giant Spinosaurus tail swung into the air and smashed into the planes windscreen.
Then the Spinosaurus's crocodilian teeth ripped the wing off and disguarded it like a piece of rubbish.
Majestic-1: Brace yourself. We're going down.
The plane crashed into the tree-tops and came to an abrupt halt.
Before the group had a chance to speak, the Nose-cone was ripped from the plane.
Majestic-1: Everyone to the back of the plane. NOW!
Evilgrinch, Post Grant, Rancor and InGen pushed themselves as far from the dinosaur as they could.
Majestic-1 seat-belt was stuck. He pulled it angrily, trying to free himself, but he knew unless he did soon he'd be killed.
The Spinosaurus had just finished destroying the nose-cone of the plane.
The dinosaur sniffed Majestic-1. It was quite bemused by who this angry little creature was fiddling with it's seat.
Evilgrinch: Get out of there!
With a great tug, Majestic-1's seat-belt came free. He pulled himself out of his chair and sprinted towards the others.
But he was too slow.
With an quick snap of it's neck the Spinosaurus had grabbed Majestic-1's leg.
Rancor grabbed his arm and tried to pull him away from the animal, but he wasn't strong enough.
Majestic-1's leg was ripped from his body and was swallowed by the Spinosaurus.
Majestic-1: Get SGD.....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Majestic-1's arm was pulled from Rancor's grip. The Spinosaurus dragged the screaming man from the plane and retreated back into the jungle.
Post Grant: Oh My God! Oh My God! We're all gonna die. What the hell do we do now? No pilot...no plane...FUC*ING DINOSAURS WONDERING AROUND OUTSIDE!!!!
As Post Grant spoke a buzz came from the computer panel in the sky and a person appeared next to the others.
He had the name "Cyros" written on a label on his jacket.
InGen: Reinforcements!
Cyros: Woah! What a rush. Hey, what's going on, Dan said there were more of you.
Evilgrinch: SGD has somehow mutated the websites content. It is following the plot of Jurassic Park 3. Its literally like a jungle in here. The chances are, we won't get out of here alive.
See I'm even quoting lines from the film!
Rancor: Nice to meet you Cyros?
Cyros: Same, Rancor. But I still don't understand what happened to the others.
InGen: Tha Filsta was killed on the runway by the Spinosaurus.
Cyros: What was he doing out there?
Evilgrinch: Stopping Snirtrex from getting to the plane. He sacrificed his life to save ours. Unfortunately though Majectic-1 was killed too.
Cyros looked at the floor and saw the trails of blood leading through the battered fuselage, through the opening, where the Spinosaurus had pulled off the nose-cone
Cyros: Yuk, unlucky guy.
Dan gave me some information. He said that we must destroy SGD's other minions before we take him down.
His minions are not immune to the dinosaurs. If a carnivore sees them, it will eat them. But at the moment, the dino's are incapable of attacking SGD.
Once all three of his minions are taken down though, he will be mortal.
Evilgrinch: And we have already taken down one of them.
Post Grant: We haven't got much time left. Let's get going.
The group quickly climbed from the plane, down a tree and back onto the soft forest floor.
They walked for an hour, and then stopped for a rest in a field.
InGen: How far do you think we have left till we find that son of a bitch?
Rancor: From the maps Dan showed us, I'd estimate we're still a good 4 hours walk from the complex.
Cyros: Can anybody here that?
A low rumbling sound was getting louder in the distance.
Evilgrinch: Remember! There was a stampede. The characters climbed up trees to escape, but one of them was killed by Velociraptors.
It was Udesky, a supporting character.
Rancor, Post Grant, InGen and Cyros all looked at each other and gulped.
Evilgrinch: Well, I'm the main character, so I'm saved. InGen is the youngest, so he must live.
But as for you three... One of you may die soon.
Rancor: If I have anything to do with it, nobody is going to die.
Suddenley, hundreds of hebivores came into view. They were kicking up huge amounts of dust, but it was clear that they were running at high speed.
They were being chased across the field by a pack of 5 velociraptors.
Post Grant: Run, run now!
The group sprinted as fast as they could, as the herbivores began to overtake them.
Dust was everywhere and visibility was low.
Evilgrinch could just about make out Rancor and the others running behind him.
He noticed a large tree up ahead, and called to the others to climb it.
The raptors meanwhile, had been gaining ground on the herbivores, but one of them noticed the group scrambling up the tree.
He signaled to the others, and the five raptors approached the tree.
The group were near the top of the tree when a branch broke.
Evilgrinch fell 20 feet downwards and smashed into the ground. It was moist, so he was unhurt, but when he stood up, the five raptors were in a circle around him, Evilgrinch closed his eyes as the circle began to close in.
InGen: No! We can't let this happen. Somebody do something.
Cyros: I'm going down there. If this is anything like the film. I should be able to save him. Sacrificial deaths are always the coolest.
Rancor: Don't do it Cyr.....
Before Rancor could finish his sentence, Cyros had jumped from the tree, and landed outside of the circle of raptors.
Cyros: Die you fuc*ers!!!
Cyros charged towards the raptors and knocked one to the ground with a powerful kick.
The other four raptors turned to face him.
Cyros: Evilgrinch, go now!
Evilgrinch ran for the tree and quickly climbed. The raptors didn't notice him. They were too busy with Cyros.
Cyros had began a one man assult on the raptors. One jumped high into the air, but he rolled out of the way, and only recieved a faint scratch on his shoulder.
Another raptor lept over him, and ripped it's razor-sharp claw into his leg. Blood flowed from it, and Cyros screamed.
Rancor: GET TO THE TREE! GET TO THE FUC*ING TREE!
Cyros crawled towards the tree, his limp leg dragging behind him. He reached the bottom of the trunk, and tried to grab a low-lying branch, but another raptor ran over him, ripping his back-open.
Cyros, still continued to crawl towards the tree as a raptor bit into his spine and pulled some flesh from his body.
Cyros though, amazingly still had energy, and threw himself into the air. He caught the branch, and the others pulled him upwards.
The raptors, annoyed, left the group, and went off to stalk some more herbivores.
Cyros was in a bad state, he was a bloody mess and as the group layed him down, on a flat section of the tree, he coughed up blood. His breathing gradually got slower.
Cyros: Well I didn't die did I?
Cyros chest stopped, moving. He went still.
Post Grant. Oh no. Oh shit. THIS IS NOT FUC*ING HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT FUC*ING HAPPENING.
I'M GONNA RIP SGD'S FUC*ING HEAD OFF.
Rancor: Calm down, calm down. Remember how these things go. If you start to get irrational, and scared, you'll die.
Remember Bill Paxton in Aliens? He got scared, and he was killed.
Cyros gave his life to save Evilgrinch's.
Evilgrinch: And I'm gonna make sure he didn't die in vain.
Lets's go and get that motherfuc*er.
The group lifted Cyros body down the tree, and dug a hole in the soft dirt. They layed him in it, and filled it in.
They all wiped his blood off of their hands, and continued the long walk towards the message board complex.
They walked for what seemed like days, eventually they stopped for a break in a jungle clearing, Rancor took a look at his watch.
Rancor: Shit, we only have a few hours left. Where are those reinforceme...
The rest of the group looked up at Rancor. He was staring directly in front of the group into the jungle.
The others looked in the same direction, and saw Rap_attack.
He didn't look dangerous at first, just another pissed-off 17 year old. But when the group caught site of the heat he was packing they stopped. He had an Uzi in each hand, and a couple of pistols hanging from his belt.
Rap_Attack: Down on your knees. ALL OF YOU!
The group fell to their knees, and put their hands on their heads.
Rap_attack raised his gun to fire, but stopped before he pulled the trigger.
Rap_attack: Any last requests?
Evilgrinch noticed out of the corner of his eye a Carnotaur creeping up behind Rap_attack. Rap_attack hadn't noticed. He was surprised by the creatures stealth.
This could give them a chance to escape.
Evilgrinch: Hmmmmm, yes. I feel that me and my group would like to see...
The Carnotaur got closer
Evilgrinch: YOU DIE MOTHERFUC*ER!!!
The Carnotaur ran through the trees and picked Rap_attack up in its jaws. He screamed and tried to fire at it, but it ripped him in half, and swallowed him whole.
InGen: RUN! FUC*ING RUN!
The group sprinted through the jungle, the Carnotaur began to run after them. It edged closer, and was about to lunge for Post Grant, when something happened.
The Spinosaurus stomped out of the jungle and clamped its jaws around the Carnotaurs neck. The Carnotaur roared in anger, and pain as its head was literally torn from its body.
The Spinosaurus though ignored the corpse of the Carnotaur and chased the group.
Evilgrinch saw a cliff up-ahead.
It was their only chance, however high the drop.
Evilgrinch: JUMP!!!
The group threw themselves from the cliff. They fell for a couple of seconds, and then landed in a river.
They started to swim for shore, when InGen noticed the Spinosaurus was still following them. It was swimming, underwater with it's huge sail sticking out of the water like a sharks fin.
InGen: We can't go to the shore. Keep swimming.
The group swam as fast as they could away from the Spinosaurus, but it kept advancing on them.
Rancor turned and saw the sail coming up right behind them.
He heard a scream.
InGen disapeared beneath the water.
The water around the remaining group turned red with blood, as the Spinosaurus swam away from them with its meal.
The group swam to the shore and collapsed on the moist grass.
Evilgrinch: Jesus, it was so fast. Poor InGen.
Rancor: Yeah. I thought we were gonna die when rap_attack found us. But...
Post Grant: At least we took down another of SGD's minions, and look!
As the group looked upwards, they could see the huge message board complex in the distance. It would only take them an hour more to reach it.
Evilgrinch: My God. It's enormous.
Rancor: Bigger then I ever imagined.
Post Grant: I DON'T CARE HOW FUC*ING BIG THE MESSAGE BOARD COMPLEX IS!
THAT NEEPING SPINOSAURUS JUST KILLED ONE OF OUR FRIENDS.
Rancor: Oh damn.
Evilgrinch: What?
Rancor: I've just realised something. You said earlier that InGen can't die because he's the youngest.
Evilgrinch: And....
Rancor: If he can be killed, we all can.
Remember in Scream. In the first film there are rules. In the sequel, the rules are bent.
In the third film... There are no rules.
Post Grant: But in all films, at least one character lives.
Rancor: Not if it's the third part. Anyone can die.
Evilgrinch: Shit. Why couldn't SGD have taken over Yahoo.
Well, even though we've lost Tha Filsta, Majestic-1, Cyros and InGen, we have managed to get rid of Snirtrex and Rap-attack.
Once we've killed Rudee, SGD will be mortal.
Post Grant: We still need more reinforcements. At least two people die in an action films conclusion. We need some more supporting characters.
At that moment, a buzz cam from the computer chip in the sky.
As Cyros had earlier, three people appeared. Compyraptor, Mezzer and Raptorclaw brushed dust off their trench coats and strode over to the others.
Compyraptor: We came as soon as we could. Dan noticed that members were being deleted from the site. InGen had just deleted itself from it when we came.
What happened to him?
Evilgrinch: He was killed. The Spinosaurus got him.
Raptorclaw: We knew there would be risks. I'm willing to die, if it means that we can take down SGD.
Rancor: I'm afraid to say that it is likely. Supporting characters, like yourselves, are always killed in films.
Mezzer: Well, I'm not going down easily.
Mezzer stroked a rifle he had slung over his shoulder.
Post Grant: A GUN! Yes.
Mezzer: I knew it would come in handy.
Evilgrinch: Well, nice to meet you all, lets get going.
After only 10 minutes, the group stood outside the huge looming towers of the message board complex.
Each tower represented a message left by a member. As the group watched, they could see new towers appearing, some taller thenm others.
Compyraptor: Incredible.
Raptorclaw: Yep. But I'm not looking forward to what we'll find in there.
Post Grant: RAPTORCLAW DUCK!
Raptorclaw ducked as a Velociraptor leaped over him.
Mezzer steadied his rifle and fired.
The raptor was thrown backwards, and crashed into a wall dead.
Evilgrinch: Inside now!
The group ran inside the complexes large doors. Mezzer though stayed outside.
Rancor: Come on.
Mezzer: No. I'm going to take out some more of these guys.
Evilgrinch slammed the door shut and watched from the barred window as Mezzer fired at more raptors.
They were now coming from all directions.
All the group could here were the bangs and shouts as Mezzers rifle fired at the raptors.
Suddenley, the banging stopped.
Mezzer's gun was out of ammo.
He backed away as a raptor edged towards him.
The animal attacked, and the group heard Mezzer scream.
The raptors dragged his body back into the jungle.
Rancor: Well, that's where heroics will get you. Let's push on...
The group wondered further into the derilict complex
Compyraptor: This place is wierd!
Raptorclaw: You can say that again. I've never seen anything like it.
Tables, cages and ruins lay everywhere.
Evilgrinch: It's like nobody has been here in years. But SGD and Rudee are around here somewhere.
Post Grant: They'll be easy to deal with. It's the dinos we should worry about. At least they can't get us in here.
Rancor: Yep.
Compyraptor walked over to a wall and brushed away the cob-webs covering it. A door was revealed.
Compyraptor: Let me see what's in here.
Rancor: Be careful.
Rancor watched as Compyraptor opened the door and walked inside. Suddenley, Compyraptor was pulled upwards, out of the door and disapeared, screaming.
Evilgrinch and Rancor ran over to the door, and looked upwards.
The Spinosaurus was tearing Compyraptor to shreds.
Rancor: Everyone! GET BACK.
Evilgrinch: How the hell did the Spinosaur get in here.
The group pressed themselves at the wall on the far side, as the Spinosaurus, blood dripping from it's teeth, pushed it's narrow snout through the door.
It was a tight fit, but it could just reach the group with it's tounge.
It snapped it's jaw, ready to bite at them, when Evilgrinch stumbled forward.
The Spinosaurus caught his arm in its mouth and began to drag Evilgrinch back towards the door.
Evilgrinch gritted his teeth,and tried to pull his bloodied arm free, but the Spinosaurus had too tight a grip.
Then BANG a thin tubular object flew into the Spinosaurus nostril and the dinosaur fell to the ground.
It's bite lessened, and Evilgrinch pulled his badly injured arm away.
The group looked up, Rudee was holding a tranquilser gun, and was staring at them in anger.
Rudee: Now that bastards out of the way, I can finish off you lot.
In 30 minutes Spino goin down will own Dans Jp3 page forever.
Evilgrinch clutched his wound and faced Rudee.
Evilgrinch: Not if we stop you, GET HIM!
Every member of the group charged at Rudee. Rudee fired at them madly with his tranquiler, but missed.
The group surrounded him and pulled each of his limbs off.
By the time they were finished there was nothing left of Rudee except a skeletal torso. Post Grant licked blood off his lips and spoke.
Post Grant: SGD! He's mortal. All we have to do is go through that door over there...
Post Grant pointed at a door with the sign "SGD's throne-room" on it.
Raptorclaw: Bit of a give away, huh?
Raptorclaw, Rancor, Post Grant and the injured Evilgrinch, walked towards the door.
Rancor's arm wrapped around the handle.
Rancor: I want you to know that, if I don't make it out of here, make sure you get SGD.
Evilgrinch: I'll do my best. We'll all do our best.
Post Grant: Damn right.
Raptorclaw: We owe it to the guys who gave their lives to save Dans page.
Rancor: Okay then. Let's do this.
Rancor opened the door, and the group entered for the final showdown.
They found themselves in a large cylindrical room.
In the centre of the room was a cage, in the cage there sat a throne.
On the throne sat SGD.
Raptorclaw: Why is he in a cage?
Rancor: With his minions dead, he's mortal. He has to protect himself from the dinosaurs untill he fully owns the page.
SGD: Then it appears I only have a few minutes left. Then this website will contain only the highest quality pornography. GAY PORNOGAPRHY!
Post Grant: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR GAY PORNO, we have to stop him!
SGD: I doubt very much that you'll be able to Post Grant. I see that my old friend Dan was too scared to come along this time. You don't stand a chance.
As SGD spoke a dilophosaur and two raptors entered the room.
They sniffed at SGD's cage, but realised they coudn't enter, so came towards the group.
Evilgrinch fell to the floor. He had lost all hope. The wound from the Spinosurus was bad, an artery had been cut.
He was bleeding to death, and he was about to be killed by raptors.
He passed out.
Post Grant: Shit, SHIT, Evilgrinch is out. Drag him over to the side.
Rancor, Raptorclaw and Post Grant dragged him backwards, away from the dinosaurs and over to the side of the room.
The dionsaurs edged closer.
Suddenley, the dilophosaur pulled its head back and a gob of black gunge smacked into Raptorclaw's face.
Raptorclaw: ARRRRRR I'M BLIND I CAN'T SEE!
Rancor reached for Raptorclaw but just missed his hand.
Raptorclaw walked towards the raptors where they viciously ate him.
Rancor then had an idea, a mad idea.
Rancor: Say thanks to Evilgrinch for me.
Post Grant: Nooooooooo!
Rancor lept towards SGD's cage and pulled the door open.
He ran inside, raptors chasing him, and jumped on top of SGD.
The raptors lept on-top of him, and slashed into his chest.
Rancor screamed and fell to the ground, dead.
Post Grant closed his eyes and waited for the raptors to get him when he heard a cry.
SGD was sitting on top of his throne, out of the Raptors reach.
SGD: Now, you die!
SGD raised a gun and Post Grant heard a bang.
It wasn't SGD's gun though.
The T-rex's head burst through the wall and picked up SGD in its mouth.
It bit into him and a flash of light engulfed everything Post Grant could see.
5 DAYS LATER
Evilgrinch awoke on a hard, uncomfortable hospital bed. Dan and Post Grant stood over him.
Evilgrinch: Wha, what happened.
Dan: You got him.
Evilgrinch: SGD!
Post Grant: Yes.
Evilgrinch: Where are the others?
Dan shook his head.
Post Grant: Rancor gave his life to save us.
And unfortunately Raptorclaw was killed too.
As soon as SGD was killed, we were ejected from the website and retuned to Dan's house.
Dan: Yes. Now the site is back to how it used to be, and we have more members then ever before.
I'm even going to make you an admin!
Evilgrinch: I'm glad I could help you. Did Joe appreciate it?
Dan: He has sent us a letter of thanks.
He's very pleased we didn't give into SGD's demands.
1 WEEK LATER
AT THE AIRPORT
Evilgrinch: Thanks for letting me stay at you house Dan.
Dan: The pleasure is all mine. Hey, your plane back to England is departing now. I'd get on it quickly or you're fuc*ed.
Evilgrinch: I better get going then. I'll see you guys again, sometime.
Dan: See ya man.
Post Grant: Yeah, goodbye. If only Rancor, or the others could be here.
Evilgrinch: Rancor hated SGD so much he was willing to die.
He made the decision to die himself. He would appreciate that it wasn't in vain.
Post Grant: I know, I know. See ya.
Evilgrinch turned and headed towards his plane.
THE END.
2/17/2002 7:09:21 AM
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