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Website Moderators Part 6 ( of 10 )
By Dino-Snore
DAC'S SITE, MAIN PAGE, WHERE I LEFT OFF
Rick ( Exiting the Track Attacker ): Unit 2, Report! Are you secure?
Junkee : We're on land if that's what you mean...We're gonna get Flooded in a few seconds!
Rick: Maintain your Position! Unit 1, pan out across the waterfront, find cover, and Dig in!
Malcolm: Roger...Let's get it done!
Rick: All Mods, this is your Lieutenant. All you got a Ammo and Bullets, make sure all your base are belond to us! It's time to earn your pay!
( Rick runs past Governer Dac )
Dac: OH DEAR GOD! THERE ARE FLOODERS IN MY HARBOUR! AUGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
14:38 HOURS
( Rick runs up to where Units 1 and 2 are making their stand against the Flooders. )
Malcolm: Sir? What are you doing here?
Rick: This stopped being a Tactical Battle when that gate went down...( He opens fire and downs a Flooder ) Now it's a Matter of who dies FIRST!
( In Trams' High Rise Apartment, Trams is still typing into his Computer while Dark Hunter watches the Battle )
Dark Hunter: You've never seen an Flooder, have you Mr. Trams? You'll wanna see this!
Trams: Just a Moment, I'll----
( Dark Hunter yanks Trams out of his chair and holds him against the window )
Dark Hunter: I know...Breathtaking isn't it?
( Above the Battle in an Eagle, Seth Rex is being the Death Warrant of the Flooders )
Rick: Look out Seth! They can reach you!
( A Few Flooders get onto the Eagle. Seth then shakes the Joystick, making the Eagle Convulse to get the Flooders off )
Seth: Copy, maintaining a Higher Altitude of a Killing Feild...
( Private Camel was practically on the Lip of Death, being the Mod closest to the waterfront. )
Camel ( Firing an M16 into the Swarm ): COME AND GET IT! COME ON! DIE DIE DIE! YOU WANT SOME MORE? OH, YOU WANT SOME TOO? DONT FUCK WITH THE DUCK! ( He runs out of ammo ) THE DUCK GOT FUCKED! ( He goes to change the ammo ) Take it easy...take it easy...( He loads the clip and gets up to be face to face with a Flooder ) AUGGHHH!!!!!!!
( Then, without warning, a Small Soda Pop can flies through the Air and hits the Flooder on the Head. Both Camel and the Flooder turn to find a Guy with a Bazooka and a 5 out of 6-Pack of Cola standing there )
Dan: Dang! You're the most ugliest Flooder EVER! I wouldn't have wasted a Can of my favorite brand of Soda if I didn't mean it! Come over here so I can get a Good look at you! ( The Flooder moves towards him ) Ohhh Yeaahhhhhh, your a Prime Grade Specimen, my friend! ( He aims the Bazooka at the Flooders head ) Come on...I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm not gonna hurt you...I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF BU I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU! ( He opens fire and kills the Flooder ) Ohhhh That felt good!
( Dan goes up to a Shocked Camel )
Dan: Sorry to steal your kill Mod, it's just that I havent plugged a Flooder in Months! Name's Dan, if you ever need a favor, I owe you Big! HASTA!
( Dan runs off to go kill Flooders )
( Rick and Malcolm are wasting Flooders left and right, Junkee runs up )
Junkee: Lieutenant! I got an Idea!
Malcolm: What is it?
Junkee: Well, if Flooders hate fire...we can torch the Text with this!
( Junkee holds up a Thermite Grenade )
Rick: But the Text is underwater!
Junkee: Chemical Fire! It'll burn off the Text! Just one catch: If it starts, there's no Stopping it!
Malcolm: That's no good, the Members of Dac's Site---
Rick: Can Screw themselves ( He snatches the Thermite Grenade ) I'm ending this!
( Rick pulls the Pin and Throws it into the Water where the Text is )
Rick: MODS! GET AWAY FROM THE WATER!
( Everything explodes )
( Dan is with Vinny and TR112 behind a Building smoking Cigars )
Dan: God I love the smell of Chemical fires...reminds me of my Wing Commander Site...Well, time to run! Smell you later mods!
TR112: Whatever....
( Dan runs off, Rick and Malcolm walk up )
Rick: Who is that?
Malcolm: A Living Legend! Dan Finkelstein, they told stories about him at Mod School. Said he took on entire Nests single-handedly....Word is: He's a Psycho, enjoys this kinda stuff...
Rick: He's gotta have some serious implants, think he'll join our Mission?
Malcolm: Doubt it, he's got a problem with Authority Figures....
Rick ( Pointing at Vinny and TR112 ): Like they dont? Allright, Mods! Report to the BioMedLab then assemble in the Barracks, we're getting out of here!
( The Mods are at the Local Medical Center, getting Injections. Malcolm looks and spots Rick talking with a Doctor, noticing the Little Red Line on Rick's Chest )
Vinny: You know, he talks to his Schwartz the same way..." This is it, Little Rick! Time to earn your Pay "
Malcolm: Secure that Shit, Private. The Lieutenant got us through the Worst 42 Minutes in your life. Show some respect!
TR112: You're not Serious, are you Sarge?
Malcolm: No, I just dont like waiting in line with you Grunts!
Vinny: Hah! Suckered!
( A Doctor injects Malcolm full of Boosters, along with something the size of a Pea. )
( In a Cell at the Local Police Station on Dac's Site, Stealth and Raptor Dude are eating some HTML freshly given to them by the Spammer )
Spammer: Stealth, Raptor Dude, I've been giving you HTML for a Week Now, could you do a Favor in Return?
Stealth: S-Sure!
Raptor Dude: You name it!
( Dark Hunter walks into the Cell, with a Member of Dac's Site )
Spammer: Dark Hunter captured a Heathen Inhabitant of this Website. I want you to kill him!
Stealth: What?
Raptor Dude: But...we can't just....why?
Spammer: Sigh...Dark Hunter?
Dark Hunter ( Smiling ): With Pleasure!
( Dark Hunter breaks the Member's Neck and drops him onto the floor. )
Spammer: I forgive you this time, but anything like that again and you wont get anymore HTML...Your friend MuldoonLives will know what that's like!
( Rick and Governer Dac are at a Town Meeting with all the Other Survivng Members of Dac's Site )
Angry Member: THERE'S NOTHING LEFT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Dac: Please, I can assure you...we got some solutions---
Angry Member 2: SOLUTIONS? OUR TEXT FARMS ARE GONE! IT'LL TAKE YEARS TO RESTORE THEM! THE MODERATION BROUGHT ON THE ATTACK! THEY DESTROYED ARE FARMS! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT IT!
Angry Member 3: YEAH!
( The Members appaluse Angry Member 2. )
Rick: Do you people think anyone gives a Damn about this Backwater Site? If you're Governer caught me in a Bad Mood, you'd be dead by now! ( He gets up ) Next time, start thinking before you make demands to a Moderation Officer!
( Rick storms out of the Room )
Dac: Anyone else?
( In the Hallway, Rick bumps into Trams and Dark Hunter )
Rick: What is it Trams? I'm on a Tight Schedule...
Trams: I'll be Brief: Take me and Dark Hunter along...
Rick: No, I finished my Mission Involving you...
Trams: I got Information you'd like...
Rick: Okay, but if I find you Jerking me around, I'll dump the 2 of you on any Mining Site.
( Rick walks off, Dark Hunter looks at Trams )
Dark Hunter: Are you insane? You're gonna tell him about the Project, and about Mellopas and Frodo Bagg---
Trams: Get a Grip on yourself. We need Rick to get to the Research Site. Give him bits and pieces of Info, and we can string him along 'til our Mission is finished!
Dark Hunter: Rick is no fool, If he finds out....It's not worth the Risk! Mellopas must be protected at all costs!
Trams: Mellopas? I'm not working with that fool!
Dark Hunter: Uh....Okay...
( Rick, Aragorn, Trams, Dark Hunter, Guilty Spark, and the Mods are all gathered in the Barracks )
Rick: I know you've all been looking for a Year's Worth of Hard Labour building a New Website. We will report to Sector HQ, but not for Grunt work...We'll be ATTACKING IT! An Army of Spammers took over Sector HQ and it's Communications Array...and we're taking it BACK! I figured you'd be dissenting..so I put Prox-Triggered EXPLOSIVES in your Necks! Anyone who goes AWOL dies!
Malcolm: Are you insane! If what you're saying is true...then we should go get Reinforcements!
Mega T-Rex: Yeah! Let's get outta here!
Rick: As the Highest Ranking Officer, No
Malcolm: This is wrong!
MegaT-Rex: He cant do this, someone stop him!
( The Mods surround Rick )
Rick: Before you do something stupid...I'll let you know that the Detonator is attached to my Heart. I die and you all go with me!
Junkee: Everyone Back!
MegaT-Rex: I DONT CARE! I'M GONNA--
Aragorn: The Vader's Orbit has decayed! It's entering the Atmosphere of Dac's Site!
Vinny: MuldoonLives is on Board...
Malcolm: Everyone calm down! Are you sure Aragorn?
Aragorn: Yes, the Vader cannot withstand Re-Entry. Structural Systems failing.
Rick: How do you know?
Aragorn: I'm maintaining Contact with the Ship.....Multiple Hull Breaches...Power's Going...
Malcolm ( Into Radio ): MuldoonLives!
U.S.S. VADER, EN ROUTE TO DESTRUCTION
( MuldoonLives was in NeverEverLand on a Big Wheel, zooming across the Grass, )
MuldoonLives
MuldoonLives: Can't catch me!
MuldoonLives
MuldoonLives: Can't catch me!
I got something for you
MuldoonLives: Cant--
( The Big Wheel Explodes, MuldoonLives rolls off the grass and and while coming out of his HTML Withdrawal Stupor....onto the BURNING WRECKAGE CALLED THE FLIGHT DECK! )
Malcolm: MuldoonLives!
MuldoonLives ( Bleeding allover the Place ): Can't heh....can.
( The Vader Slams into the Atmosphere and becomes no more )
( Malcolm and Rick are watching the Vader explode on a View Screen )
Malcolm: We've lost him...
Rick: Looks like we'll be staying a little longer, Mods...
TO BE CONTINUED
12/20/2003 11:54:57 AM
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