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Ticonderoga , The REAL Chapter 3 !
By Dino-Snore
( Commander Gold-Rex enters Rick's Quarters and waltzes into the office , there , Dark Hunter and Rick sit )
Rick : Why was my Laser Order Belayed ?
GR : According to Star Law , in case of a wormhole , I have to scream orders at the top of my lungs that Oppose the Commanding Officer !
Rick : I see.....
GR : Sir , I think you are Ruining this Mission for us , You Havent Logged a SIngle Hour in 18 Months !
Rick : Yes , I see....
GR : And another thin---
Rick : Yes , I see....
GR : But--
Rick : Yes , I see....
GR : WILL YOU STOP THAT ?
Rick : Stop What ?
GR : Chicken Butt !
( Suddenly , the Big Screen TV behind DH comes on , Richard Simmons Face fills it )
DH : AGGGHHHHHHHHHH !
( DH changes the channel , DD's face fills the screen now... )
DH : Phew....
DD : Sir , a Rocket-Shuttle is on our Port Side , wanting to dock ?
Rick : And ?
( Channel Changes to Stealth Raptor 2's Face )
SRap2 : Sir , scans show One Velcron On Board , Something Something , Burt Ward.....
Rick : Yes , I see....Let him Dock !
( The TV turns off , GR leaves )
DH : You know what , I think you are using this situation to get ahold of this Ship....
Rick : Yeah , I know , Bummer the Cloud's Killed off over 430 People.....
( DH storms off the Set , Grabs a Scrpt , sits in a Chair )
MEANWHILE.....
( A Spaceshuttle with Rocket Boosters attached to the sides glides in space toward the Ticonderoga , then the Rocketsd cut off , and the Front of the Spaceshuttle opens , and a Tube Shoots out and connects with the side of the Ticonderoga )
( At an Airlock , SRap2 and a Guard arrive )
Computer : Passengers : 1 , Velcron , Star Command Status : Retired..
SRap2 : Open Doors !
( The Doors open , and Aragorn 8 walks onto the set , waering his Black Velcron Robes )
Aragorn : Permission to come aboard ?
SRap2 : GRANTED SIR , GRANTED !
( Aragorn walks away from SRap2 )
( The Shuttle Disconnects from the Ticoneroga and heads away into the stars )
MEANWHILE...
( Aragorn and SRap2 walk into Command Center , GR turns , so does JP3G and SS , DD justs stares at him , Rick and DH storm onto the Command Center as well )
Rick : Aragorn !
Aragorn : Hello I'm aware of your Engine Troubles and came here to help !
Dac ( Over Radio ) : Yippie ! The Engines are turning into a cosmic version of a Error !
LATER....
Rick : Captain's Log , Starday :46446484894611654 , We have a New Science Officer who is much better than out Old One , he has fixed the Engines so we can now Intercept the Cloud ! ALL PERSONEL , STAND BY !
( SS , JP3G , SRap 2 , GR , and Rick fasten thier Seat Belts )
Dac : We Zoom in 10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 5--
Rick : Where's 6 ?
Dac : We cant afford a 6 ! 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 , ZOOM !
( The Ticonderoga rears Back and ZOOMS off into Space )
( SRap Smiles and turns to the Rest of the Command Crew , Rick winks at the Camera )
Director : Stop that ! You've been Warned !
LATER.....
( The Ticonderoga zooms through space , in the Ship's Lounge , sit Rick , DH , and Aragorn )
DH : SOooo....Last time I heard from you , you RETIRED !
Aragorn : I know , but something beyond the dark reaches of Space is calling for me.....
Rick : Somehing in the Shape of a Cloud that's Heading for Earth....
Aragorn : Yeah......how are you guys doing ?
Rick : I became a Top Admiral at Star Command , then I blew it all to shove Gold-Rex out of his Captain's Chair.....
DH : I learned how to Counter everything Rick says with some nonsense......
( Alarms go off )
RED ALERT !
Later !
( Command Center is now at Alert , Crewmen run , jog around the Command Center , and run out )
SRap2 : Shields up , Lasers and Proton Missiles armed , Security Men at Airlocks !
DD : Transmitting Messages on all Codes and Signals !
Aragorn : SIR , THERE'S SOMETHING GOING WRONG !
( They all turn and see a Energy Surge head for the Ticonderoga )
Rick : SHIELDS !
( The Surge stops in mid-air as it strikes the Ticonderoga's PLASMA SHIELD ! )
Dac ( Over Radio ) : SIR , YOU'RE OVERLOADING THE SHEILDS , SYSTEMS ARE CRACKING UP !
( SRap2's Panel Explodes , Energy runs across his Arms )
SRap2 : AGGGHHHH !
GR : MEDIC !
( GR and JP3G run to help SRap2 as the Energy Surge fades away , DH and a Bunch of Medics run onto the Command Center and spray SRap2 with a Solvent , then drag him away )
Rick : Scans ?
Aragorn : They were Commuting !
( Aragorn presses a Button , A Coded Signal is heard )
Signal : Coded SIgnal , Coded Signal , Coded Signal.....
Rick : Okay , Proceed into the Cloud !
SS : Yes sir.....
( SS pulls on a Lever , the Ticonderoga speeds into the CLoud )
Narrator : What will they find ? FIND OUT TOMORROW WHEN---AGGH !
( Narrator is Absorbed by an Energy Surge )
8/5/2002 2:13:03 PM
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