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Ticonderoga , Chapter 5
By Dino-Snore
( Robo-JP3G is being scanned by a Scanner , GR , Aragorn , and Rick are in the Next Room )
GR : Lets see , an Alien force kills 430 Elasi , Those 50 EchoStar Crewmen , and JP3G , but out of ALL Victims , it decides to Impersonate JP3G !
Aragorn : Probably.....
( Thats when the door caves in , Robo-JP3G walks in )
Robo-JP3G : You are Rick-Unit , I am a Probe sent here to by SGD to Probe the Entity known as Ticonderoga , all I can say is that it's Infested with Carbonated Lifeforms ! I am finished here , YOU ( She points to Rick ) MUST SHOW ME AROUND !
Rick : Uh , Um , I ah , um , ahh , ohh , ah , eh......SGD ?
Robo-JP3G : SGD is looking for it's creator !
GR : Sir , Lemme Try !
Rick : Okay , HEY , YOU , PROBE , COMMANDER GOLDREX WILL , SHOW , YOU , AROUND ! OKAY ? OKAY !
( GR and JP3G walk off , Aragorn watches , hatching a Plan in his Velcron Mind........ )
LATER.....
( In the Mess Hall of Ticonderoga , GR shows Robo-JP3G around , to the Wall of Ticonderogas : A Space Shuttle , a Space Station , a Boat , and Our Current Ship )
GR : All these Ships were named Ticonderoga !
( GR goes up to a Food Mixer )
GR : This is where us Carbonated Lifeforms Eat and Recreate !
( GR presses a few buttons , A Tray of 4 different Pasty Foods slides out )
GR : This is what we Eat !
( He takes a Bite and Cringes , Throwing the Tray into the Trash Incinerator )
GR : Obviously , this food is cruddy.....lets try a Game !
( He goes up to a Desk and places his Hand on a Blue Panel , on the center of the Desk stands a Blue Warrior , Robo-JP3G places her hand on a Red Panel , and a Red Warrior Materializes )
Computer : BEGIN !
( The Red and Blue Warriors engage in Battle , a gong sounds when the Red Warrior breaks the Blue One in Half )
GR : Wow , that's odd , even if your a Robot , you still win !
MEANWHILE.....
( Aragorn walks into a Locker Room on the Main Deck , he goes into Stealth Mode , Going between lockers and stuff , his Target : A GUy on Watch.....he gets up close and grabs the Guy's Shoulder )
Guy : Heyyyy.....
( The Poor Guy goes Ridgid , sticks his tounge out , and falls over , Stunned by the Velcron Oxygen to Brain Cutter Offer..... )
Meanwhile.....
( SR2 is at his Station on Command Center , pressing Buttons and stuff.... then an Alarm goes off )
SR2 ; SIR ! AIRLOCK 4 IS OPENING !
Rick : That's Aragorn ! Bring him Back.....No Wait , I'm Going out there !
MEANWHILE....
( Outside the ship in a Red Spacesuit is Aragorn )
Aragorn ( Lowering Left-Hand Control Panel ) : Computer , Commence Recording.....Captain , I have decided to go into the Next Chamber of this SGD Entity......( He presses the " ARM " Panel ) What I could find....a lot , General Rancor , Panos , ANYTHING ! ( He presses " BLAST OFF " and hangs on... )
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , IGNITION !
( Aragorn blasts away from the Ticonderoga , into the Next Chamber )
Aragorn : SUCCESS !!!
10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 ,5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 , BURN OUT !
( The Engine on his Jet-Pack Dies , He presses a Button , and the Jet-Pack falls off..... below him is a Planet of the Mechanical Kind )
Aragorn : It's Weird , a Representation of SGD's Home World ?
( He Passes through a Tunnel of Electricity )
Aragorn : I'm Now Passing though a Tunnel , I have this feeling that what we're dealing with....is a Machine !
( He Exits the Tunnel , sees Planets and Ships , among them are the 3 Elasi Ships from the Prolouge )
Aragorn : My God....I am seeing a Library of Somesort , A LIbray of Everything that was in SGD's Way.....The EchoStar9 Station , stored here with every detail !
( He Passes though the Station , into a Dark Tunnel filled with Blinky Lights........ )
Aragorn : WHAT THE HECK !
( Aragorn looks ahead and sees JP3G )
Aragorn : JP3G....I must try to get information.....THAT THING !
( A Glowing Red Sphere is strung above JP3G's Head )
Aragorn : I'll Study it first....
( Aragorn pokes the Sphere with a Stick , nothing happens , he drops the stick and GRABS THE SPHERE ! Energy passes through the Sphere and Him )
Aragorn : AGGGHH , GAAAHAHAHH , GGAAHHHA , AGGHHH !
( He lets go and floats off.... )
LATER.....
( Sittign outside the Ship , in a White Spacesuit , pressing the " ARM " Button on his Jet Pack , is Rick , he looks outward....)
Rick : Oh My God......
( Floating towards him , clearly supported by Strings , is Aragorn , unconscious..... Rick grabs him before he could get Impaled on Ticoneroga's Deflector Antenne..... )
Rick : Aragorn ? Aragorn ! ARAGORN ! WHYYYYYYYYY........
LATER.....
( Rick and DH are standing over Aragorn in Medical , Aragorn is wearing a Blue Jumpsuit )
Aragorn : Hehehehe.....I should have known.....
Rick : What...what is it.....
Aragorn : SGD is basically a Encyclopedia searching for it's writer.....
Rick : What the Heck.....
DH : He'es Deleious......
( Rick pulls out his Commlock and dials the Command Center )
Rick : STATUS !
SR2 ( on Commlock ) The Cloud has entered Earth Orbit ! Possibilities are that.....Earth Cant Survivie !
Rick : RED ALERT ! GO TO RED ALERT !
RED , RED , RED , RED , RED , RED , RED !
8/12/2002 10:01:45 AM
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