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Ticonderoga , Chapter 1
By Dino-Snore
STAR COMMAND HQ AT SAN FRANSISCO.
( An Eagle has just flown over the bridge and taken a turn towards a Building where Other Eagles are parked , it lands , and as the door opens , an Admiral walks out , this is
Rick Arnold , his uniform looks like the WORSE Clothing Ever Designed for Space Travel : All Grey Except for the Left Sleeve , his Turtleneck Collar , and a Stripe going down his Right Sleeve , are Black. , RA walks into the Main Lobby of Star Command HQ , bumps into a Familier Face )
RA : Commander Cannonfodder !
( Cannonfodder turns to see RA )
RA : Why are you not on the Ticonderoga ?
CC : Captain Goldrex told me to get a Briefing here before Reporting....
RA : You familier with the systems ?
CC : Yes I am.
RA : Listin , I'm gonna be in a 3 Second Long Meeting with Fleet Admiral No-Name in a few minutes , so report to the Ticonderoga in One Hour....
( RA goes up some stairs )
LATER.....
( A Swish of Blue , Orange , and Gold Sparkles wave in front of him , and feels dizzy , this is normal for someone in the process of being Zapped across space , when it all stopped , he found himself in a Office Room , not the Ticonderoga , but Ticonderoga's Chief Engineer Dac is there.... )
Dac : Good to see you , sir !
RA : Dac ?
Dac : Yeah ?
RAM : Why are the Ticonderoga Zappers not working ?
Dac : The Solar Batteries have died , we spent 5 Years Building this , we need 2 More to finish , but why do you want us to leave Drydock in 12 Hours.....
( Dac's Uniform was like RA's , but the Left Sleeve is Brown , no Collar or Stripe in sight , the 2 men enter what looks like a Bording Tube )
RA : We docked with Ticonderoga ?
( Dac opens the Door to reviel that there's an Eagle waiting for them )
RA : There's an Alien Cloud heading for us , Ticonderoga is the only thing in it's way.....
Dac : Really ?
( They head into the Eagle Cockpit and seperate from the Space Station )
Dac : I'll get you there on FULL POWER !
( He pulls back on a Lever , the Eagle roars off into space )
40 MINUTES LATER.....
RA :......so anyway , the critics didnt like her work , and she was utterly destroyed.
Dac : Toyed ? Toyed ? Are you admitting you Toyed with her , Admiral ? Does your wife know about this ? And here I thought you were such a faithful , devoted familiy man !
RA : No , No , Stop It , I said Destroyed , she was destroyed . Shes just an acquaintance I knew from--
Dac : Deployed ? What is she , a weapon ? Some kind of Destroyer Ship ? I thought we were talking about a woman . Prehaps she's a Sister Ship ?
RA : Nope , she's an Actress , a sistership is a Nun.
Dac : A None ? Are you saying she's a Zero ? Then the Critics were Right !
RA : No , they were Wrong. I didnt say Zero , I said Hero. Or rather , Heroine , she's a Good Actress....
Dac : Heroin ? Are you saying Drugs are Involved ?
RA : No , I said thugs , and there'll be 2 of them in your Quarters if you dont knock this of....
Dac : LET THEM TRY , MY DOBERMANS'LL EAT THEM ALIVE ! HAHAHAH !!!
( They dock the Eagle to the Ticonderoga , a Gigantic Ship that looks like it took several thousand Model Kit's to Build the Home Model Version of.... , They enter the main Cargo Bay of this ship... )
Computer : Attention , there is an Eagle Available at Cargo 6.
( A Guard walks up )
RA : Permission to Come Aboard ?
Guard : Granted Sir....Mr. Dac , you are needed in Main Engineering...( Dac walks off ) SIr , may I give you a Tour ?
RA : Nope , I can find my way around here...
( RA Enters the Travel Tube next to him )
RA : Command Center !
( The Tube suddenly MOVES to the right , RA is thrown off his feet , the Tube Stops again , RA is slammed into the wall )
RA : Ow....
( RA opens the door , inds himself in the Command Center , Engineers are going about the place working on things , RA looks and sees Dilo Dude at the Communications Station )
Dilo Dude : Listin , I'll send someone down there as soon as things are clear on Command Center !
( DD hangs up the Phone he was talking into , turns and sees RA )
DD : HEY !
( ALL the Activity Stops and the attention turns to RA , The Senior Officers : DD , Helmsman Symbiote Spider , and Weapons/Defence Officer Stealth Raptor 2.
RA : Where's Captain Goldrex ?
SS : Main Engineering , he dosent know.....
RA : Good....
( RA enters the Travel Tube and leaves )
SR2 : Our chance of surviving this new mission just increased !
MEANWHILE....
( RA moves down the Hallway , into Main Engineering , a Massive Room filled with Equipment and Engine Pieces , he looks down and sees Captain Goldrex and Dac working on a Console )
GR : Looks liek we're set !
( RA makes his way down to GR )
GR : HEY ! Admiral ! Gonna give me some Luck before we set out ?
RA : NO ! , I'm Taking Command of this Ship...
GR : But why ?
RA :There's an Alien Inturder heading for Earth , and the they want the best to fight it.....
GR : But I designed this ship...
RA : That's why you are staying on as a Executive Officer...listin , I'm Sorry.
GR : No , Youre Not....
( GR storms out of Engineering , just as a Console Explodes , causing Dac to fly )
Dac : REDLINE ON ZAPPER ! STAR COMMAND , ABORT ! ABORT !
( Dac and RA run out of Engineering and head for the Zapper-Room , where Chief of Operations TyrannoRex is working )
TR : PULL THEM BACK !
Guy ( Over Radio ) : We cant , thier Signals are Melting !
( RA and Dac enter , take the Controls )
RA : Boost your Energy Beam , we need more Signal !
( The 2 Beams on the Zapper-Pad strenghten )
TR : Good Lord , they're forming.....
( 2 Figures Materilaiize on the Pad , Both are badly deformed....one of them clearly is Cannonfodder )
Cannonfodder : AGHHHHHH !
( The Beams die out , and the figure's disapear )
RA : Oh My god....
Guy ( Over Radio ) : Ticonderoga , what we got back , Made us sick to our stomachs....
( The Door Opens , Medics and Engineers run in , RA leaves , and sees GR , who looks like he is gonna go Postal )
RA : Do we have any Velcrons left to work as Science Officer...
GR : Nope....
RA : Then You will have to DOUBLE as Science Officer , call the Crew to the main Hall......
8/1/2002 10:41:44 AM
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