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The Error Reposted , Chapter 1.
By Dino-Snore
A DINO-SNORE PRODUCTION
( We open to Outer Space next to Earth , suddenly , a little blue dot gets closer , and closer , and closer , untill we can see what it is : A JURASSIC PARK 3 DVD ! It sways out of control and enters the Atmosphere of Earth..... )
THE ERROR !
DANARTICA , 2002.
( The Lone Chopper with the word " UFX " on the side rose over a rock and started off on a Seek-and-Destroy Mission , inside are 2 Men , Bob Klein and Dark Element . )
Bob : Do You see it !
DE : NO !
( Bob looks out the windows with Binoculars and sees their target , a spammer running in the snow )
Bob : BLEEP , THERE IT IS ! GET ME MY GUN !!
( Bob picks up a big assalt rifle and FIRES several shots , and misses on all of them )
Bob : What the....
( Bob fires some more shots , and again , misses ! )
Bob : GO AROUND , EATHER THIS GUN IS BROKE OR I'M A BAD SHOT !
( The UFX Chopper tries to go around the Spammer , but it gets away )
MEANWHILE.......
( A collection of buildings , a couple of tents , and a small tower off to the side , this is Dan's Page 31 )
( Outside are TheBoulder36 , Working on a Tractor , also outside are General Rancor and Ambrose , suddenly , A looks up )
A : Hey , what's that ?
GR : A Chopper.
A : What's he doing ?
GR : Flting towards the camp at dangerous speeds ?
A : Who is he ?
GR : Said UFX or something on the Side.
A : Must be from JPDB......
BACK ON THE CHOPPER.....
( Bob , after wasting about several hudred shots , pulls out a coke can and drops it )
Bob : D'oh !
( The Can drops to the snow , where it EXPLODES ! )
Bob : LAND , NOW !
( The Helicopter tries to land at a fast speed , but it slides on the snow )
DE : WHOA , WHOA , WHOA ! AGAGGAHGAHGHA !!!!
( DE tries to unclip from his chair , but the seatbelt his jammed , Bob however , jumps out , assalt rifle in hand )
DE : BOB !
( The Helicopter slides off a cliff and explodes when it hits a rock )
( A and GR suddenly see a Spammer run up and pounce on them )
Bob : HEY , YOU , GET AWAY FROM THAT THING , IT'S AN IMPERSONATION ! IT'S NO SPAMMER , IT'S AN ERROR , GET AWAY YOU IDIOT !
( Bob opens fire and hit's Ambrose in the Leg )
A : AHHAJGHG !
( GR starts to drag A to saftey , the Spammer crawling beside them )
TB36 ( Hearing the Gunfire ) : BLANKITY , BLEEP BLEEP , BLANK !
( TB36 ducks into the Tractor )
Bob : I'LL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I'LL EVER DO !!!
( Bob starts to run towards GR and A , suddenly , BAM , Bob flies backward as he gets shot in the face by Stealth Raptor 2 , who is holding a smoking gun )
SR2 : Wow , I killed a guy !
( 3 People , Danger Girl , Seth Raptor , and Aragorn 8 , all 3 holding Fire Extinguishers )
SR2 : GET THAT FIRE OVER THERE !
( They all look and see the Chopper Wreck , having magically transported itself from the bottom of the cliff. TB36 is kicking fire onto it )
TB36 : WHOA !!!
( The 3 Fire Extinguisher holders run up and spray it all out )
Seth : First Week of WInter , wait , is it winter ?
( They all look at Seth funny )
3/30/2002 10:37:23 AM
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