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The Error From Another Site , Part 2
By Dino-Snore
( The Chopper flew on , on and on , on and on ! Seth looked out the Window and sees Smoke in the distance , M looks at the Map )
M : Well , it looks to me like we're in the right direction !
Seth : Yeah !
( Seth gently sets the Chopper down , next to what's left of Big Magnet . Our 2 Explorers step out , Seth with a Shotgun )
Seth : Let's get in , look around , and get out , okay ?
M : Right !
( The 2 head for the main door , open it , and step into a Corridor )
Seth : HELLO ! ANYONE THERE !
M : For the love of God , stop yelling in my Ear !
Seth : Rght !
( They walk by Holes , Fake Spiders and Bats on Strings , and an Axe stuck in a Wall )
Seth : Hmmm......
( Seth turns , opens one door , and enter . If anyone wants to know , they are in the room where Dac made his Crew Take the Blood Test ! )
M : OH MY GOD !
( M is pointing a Light at Chamdar's Headless Corpse )
M : What the Hell happened here ?
Seth : I dont want to know ! Let's go !
( Seth and M run into the Next Room , they find a Severed Arm on the floor ! Seth heads for a Little Black Box on the floor next to a Smashed TV )
Seth : Video Unit , you find anything ?
( M is on his Knees , going through some Papers )
M : Just what we need !
Seth : Good , you pack this all up , I'll check out the next few rooms !
( Seth walks down another corridor )
Seth ( From Next Room ) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?
( M gets up , runs down the Corridor , peeks inside the Next Room and sees Seth looking at an Ice Block the size of Jek Porkins ! )
Seth : Lets get out of here now !
LATER....
( Seth and M exit the Ruins , M has his Bag full of Clues while Seth has a Bag stuffed with C. Milk Bottles , something they did not see on the way into the Ruins has caught their Eyes : The Ruined Shack where the RA-Error was blown up ! The 2 Men cautiously step up to it. )
M : Is that a Man in there ?
Seth : Help me find a Shovel and we'll see !
LATER....
( Back a our Hero's Domain , DS , JAM , JPJ , Nick , and Krono were Eating Lunch and Chatting away , a sudden WHOMPWHOMPWHOMP Noise is heard , the Guys look out the window and see Seth and M's Chopper Landing ! Everyone runs for the door....... )
( Also watching them was the Dog that Dac died trying to kill , it is in the Tool Shed , watching as Over Half a Dozen men pull a Mysterious Object out the side of the Chopper )
Later....
( Seth , JAM , M , and The Science Team consisting of A1 , RV500 , Krono , and Tyranno are standing around what's left of the RA-Errors remains , A1 is Gagging away , JAM puts on an Emergancy Fart Gas Mask , Seth turns away , sees the Dog looking at him )
JAM : A1 , I want you to....Start....an Autopsy on this....right...away.....OR FOR THE LOVE OF PETE ! THIS THING CANT FILTER CRAP ! I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER !
Later.....
( JAM , fresh from the Shower and wearing a Robe , enters the Radio Room . Rick is just passed out on the Desk Now , so JAM grabs the Boom Box , turns it on FULL BLAST ! )
Rick ( Woken up by the Noise ) : AGGH ! ( Turning and seeing JAM in a Pink Robe ) AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHGGHGH !!!!!
JAM : Any luck ?
Rick : NO ! We in the Middle of Nowhere , which is thousands of miles from Nowhere !
JAM : Well , get back to work !
MEANWHILE
( M , A1 , and T are slicing up the RA-Error and runnign it through the rose machines ever , like Washing Mashines or FAX Machines ! )
M : No Drugs , Nothing !
T : Perfectly Clean , April Lemmon Fresh !
A1 : Organs are all the same !
MEANWHILE !
( Nick and DS are in thier Cubicle , watching a Porno , suddenly , DS goes up to the VCR and swaps the Tape )
DS : I know how that one ends !
( DS puts in a Cartoon , sits on His Cot , and reads one of his Comic Books )
MEANWHILE # 3 !
( In the Rec Room , A and JPJ are playing a Game of Lightsabers , Rick is on the couch asleep , RV500 and Krono are playing a Game of " Porker " with JAM , who changed back into his Uniform )
RV500 : YAH !
( RV500 jumps as the Dog brushes his Leg )
RV500 : JUNK ,, GET THIS DOG IN THE KENNEL ! NOW !
JPJ : Okay !
( JPJ grabs the dog and runs out the door to a room in the Base where all the Dogs on the Dog Sled Team are )
JPJ ( Opening the Kennel door , pushing the Dog in ) : Get in there.....get in there.....good boy !
( JPJ leaves the room and turns off the Light , the Dog sits there , Breathing Loud and Deep , all te other Dogs get spooked by this....AND ATTACK ! Our Dog suddenly grows Blue Fur , Sharp Claws , a 3rd Eye , which is the Crimson Color of the other two Eyes , the DogError gets on Two Legs and starts it's Attack , ripping a Dog to shreds with ONE SWIPE OF IT'S CLAWS !
JPJ walks back in , hearing the Mess , opens the Cage door , and yells as 2 DOGS fly out and tackle him , right behind them , the DogError !
JPJ : AGHH !
( JPJ grabs an Axe and swipes at the Monster , forcing it back into the Cage , JPJ closes the Cage door and locks it ! He then grabs the fire alarm and YANKS ! )
Alarm : MONSTER ! MONSTER ! MONSTER !
( Seth , JAM , Krono , and Vinny run in )
JPJ : It's a Monster Man ! A Monster !
Seth : Vinny , call the Exterminator !
( Vinny runs down to the Barracks , goes through a Crowd of Guy's in Choo-Choo Train/Bunny Rabbit/Puppy Dog/Kitty Cat P/J/s )
Vinny : NICK !
Nick : YEAH ?!?
Vinny : SETH WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER !
NICK : OKAY !
MEANWHILE !
( DS , A1 , and M jopin the group as they stand outside the Cage )
Seth : READY ?
Group : Uh....yeah....
Seth : LET'S GO !
( The Group run into the Cage and see the DogError on the Floor )
Seth : SHOOT IT FULL OF HOLES !
( Seth and JAM raise thier guns )
BLAM BLAM BLAM , KAPOW , BOOM , BLAM , KAPOW , BLAM , KAPOW , RATATATATTATATATATATATA ( Wait a Sec , no one had a Machine Gun ! ) KAPOW , FWAWOON !
( NO EFFECT ! Vinny and Nick run in , Nock has his Flamethower with him )
Seth : TORCH IT !
( Nick sets the DogError on fire , it looks painfull ! )
DogError : OW ! croak !
( Suddenly , T , A , and Rick run in and spray the fire out )
THE NEXT DAY !
THE NEXT DAY !
THE NEXT DAY , GOSH DARNNIT !
( Everyone is watching A1 slice up this new DogError Corpse )
A1 : Hey , I think I found something !
( He slices open an Organ , another Error slides out , lands on the floor )
A1 : EWwwwww.......just gross ! I'm going to go throw up now ! Yuck.....
( A1 goes into the Bathroom with his Hand over his Mouth )
11/3/2002 7:47:47 PM
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