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    Author Michael Crichton did not think the Ian Malcolm character would become as popular as he did in the JP movie, so killed him off in the first novel. Asked to explain how he magically came back to life in the second book, Crichton said he Ian was only "slightly dead." (From: Dan J.)
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    The Error From Another Site , Part 1
    By Dino-Snore

    ( Dac and VJ have been flying for nearly an Hour now , that Dog was supposedly Immolated when Dac shot that Propane Tank , this has lead Dac to belive that this Dog was the One which had it's Face Torn away by the RA-Error , Now....Dac is leaning out the side , armed with an Assalt Rifle )

    VJ : See anyhting ?

    Dac : Nope....Seriously , where did you go last night ?

    VJ : I told you allready ! I saw the Guy and ran !

    Dac : Okay , if I had a Blood Test with me.....I'd test you !

    VJ : Yeah ! Well , why didn't you test yourself last night ?

    Dac : I didnt make enough in time ! And all the stuff to make one was trashed back at Big Magnet !

    VJ : Okay...Okay....wait a Sec...whats that ?

    ( Dac leans out the side and puts some Goggles to his face )

    Dac : THERE IT IS !

    ( Dac raises his Rifle , aims Carefully , Turns the Safety Off , and FIRES ! )

    RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT !

    Dac : DARN ! I MISSED !

    RATTATATATATATATATATATTATATAATATTATATATATATATA !

    Dac : DARN IT ! WHY CANT THIS GUN SHOOT RIGHT ?

    RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA !

    MEANWHILE.....

    ( Not far from where the Chopper is , a Large Collection of Buildings sits , all around this Base are a collection of Smaller Buildings , Sheds , Shacks , and Vehicles , this is Station 31 , home for 12 Scientists , Engineers , and Insurance Salesmen .

    Outside currently , working on a Tractor , is Chief Engineer Nick Van Owen . Inside however , half a Dozen men are in the Rec Room : Radio Man Rick Arnold is playing his Guitar , Station Manager Jedi A. Malcom is at a Table eating some Soup , Jr. Biologist Tyranno is reading some Books , Medical Officer Mellopas is engaged in a Lightsaber fight with Sr. Biologist Alpha 1.

    And in another place , somewhere in one of the Shacks , Helicopter Pilot Seth is getting a Drink , he pulls out a Glass and pours some Chocolate Milk in it . He puts the Milk Carton Back into his Fridge , and goes over to his Computer. )

    Seth : Okay , where was I ?

    ( Seth starts to type at the Keyboard , the Screen turns to black and the words " MONSTER SURVIVAL " spring up )

    Seth : Let's See.....Play....First Player....Human !

    ( Suddenly , the Screen , shows a Guy with a Gun running down a Hallway along with some other Guys with Guns , without warning ,Tencticle Monsters and Cockroach Monsters run up and kill the Seth's Player and his AI Buddies )

    Seth : DIE !

    ( Seth punches a Hole in the Screen and gets up , heading for the door to his Shack )

    ( Outside , Dac's Chopper flies up , still firing away at the Dog , at the base , Seth exits his Shack and sees the Chopper , DS , along with Geologist Kronosaurus and Meteorlogist RaptorVinny run up to Nick , who's heading inside )

    DS : Hey Nick , do you see what he'es doing ?

    Nick : Yeah , flying towards the Camp Dangerously !

    DS : Who is he ?

    Nick : I dunno , it said BIG MAGNET on the side !

    Krono : He might be from that Magnetic Expedition !

    ( Dac's Chopper follows the Dog towards the Camp , VJ pulls out a Can of C. Milk while Driving the Chopper , but it slips thugh his Gloved hands and falls outside where it Explodes )

    VJ : Yikes !

    ( The Chopper follows the dog right up to the Edge of the Base and lands , Dac gets out and starts running towards Seth , DS , Nick , Vinny , and Krono , who are heading towards him. The Dog he is chasing makes it to the group and tackles Vinny )

    Vinny : OOH ! A DOGGIE ! DOGGIE ! DOGGIE !

    ( VJ pulls out another C. Milk Can , opens it , drops it )

    KABOOM !

    ( VJ and The Chopper explode , Dac is thrown clear of the Blast )

    Dac ( Getting up , and aiming his Gun ) : GET AWAY FROM THAT DOG YOU FOOL ! IT'S AN ERROR , NOT A DOG ! YOU IDIOT ! GET AWAY FROM IT ! ALL OF YOU !

    ( Dac opens fire , the first few shots get Vinny in the Leg )

    Vinny : YAHH !

    ( Vinny goes down , the Group scatters , Dac runs past them to get to the dog )

    Dac : DIE , YOU HECK MONSTER !

    ( In the Rec Room , RA drops his Guitar and runs for the Door , JAM pulls out a Big-Ass gun and points it at he window )

    KAPOW !

    ( The Bullet punches through 3 Layers of Windows , through a Shed , a Couple of Barrels , a Brick Wall , a Tractor , and into Dac's Skull , Dac falls over , dead , blood sprays out in a little arch......)

    Seth ( Running up to Vinny ) : George ? You okay ?

    Vinny ( Taking the Chocolate Milk Bottle from Seth ) : Yeah , I'm okay , dont call me George ! ( He takes a large drink ) What's Going on over there ?

    ( Seth looks up , sees the Chopper Wreck , runs towards it with Nick and DS in tow )

    DS : HOLY CRUD ! DO YOU SEE THOSE GUY'S LEGS ?

    ( They see a Pair of VJ's feet sticking out of some wreckage , Back at the Base , RA , T , and Station Chef Aragorn run out , armed with extinguishers , JAM follows them out , he's got his eyes on Dac's Body )

    JAM : Never actually killed anyone before........

    ( Everyone gets the fire out , Animal Handler JPJunkee walks outside , sees the Dog , walks up to it.... )

    JPJ : Easy....easy....good boy !

    ( M walks up , holding Vinny in his Arms )

    Seth : First Darn Week of Winter.......

    LATER.......

    ( Everyone is back inside the Base , Vinny is getting the Bullet Pulled out of his Leg )

    Vinny : OW ! OW OW OW OW ! OW ! OW ! OOOOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW ! OW !

    M : Oh , come on ! It dosent hurt !

    Vinny ( Going green as Blood Gushes up past his Face ) : Why was he shooting at us ? And that Dog ?

    M : I dunno , some sort of Psycho thing.....I'm not really a Psychologist , but they're Crazy !

    MEANWHILE....

    ( Rick is working in the Radio )

    Rick : Hello ? Hello ? Hello ?

    A1 ( Entering ) Anyone ?

    Rick : No one !

    A1 : GET SOMEONE ! WE HAVE TO REPORT THIS !

    Rick : HEY ! RADIOMEN GAVE FEELINGS TOO ! I HAVE NOT COME INTO TO CONTACT WITHH ANYONE !

    MEANWHILE......

    ( Aragorn strolls down the Hall from the Kitchen to the Rec Room , and he pokes his Head in )

    Aragorn : We could be at war with someone !

    DS ( Sitting off in the Corner ) : I'll allways wanted to see JAM shoot something !

    ( JAM glares at DS , then turns to help Nick , Krono , and T place a Blanket over Dac's Body , which is laid onto to the Pool Table )

    JAM : How many were in his Group ?

    T : Six including him.....

    Nick : How long were they here ?

    T : Six weeks !

    M ( Walking in ) : Not Enough Time to go bonkers !

    A : Oh Really ! Look at Snore ! He'es been like that since the first day !

    ( It's True , On the day he arrvived , he was svery clean , now , he looks like the word shower is not in his Dictionary. )

    DS : Yeah , yeah.....

    M : I wanna go check out where this guy came from.....

    JAM : You sure ?

    M : Yeah , these Guys could have fone damage to thier own !

    DS : I'll give you the lift !

    M : NO !

    DS : Thanks for Thinking !

    MEANWHILE

    ( Seth is outside , salvaging things from the wreck , DS and T have teleported from the Rec Room and appear to have not told Seth about his Job )

    JAM ( In distance ) : SETH , GET YOUR GEAR ! WE'RE FLYING !

    LATTER.....

    ( Seth , M , and JAM are heading for the Chopper )

    Seth : Okay , okay , I'll go.....

    JAM : Jsut SHUT UP and Get in the Chopper !

    Seth : I said I'm going ! But we better watch out for " Fade to Blacks " ! It means it's timne to Start a new Chapter !

    JAM : Yeah....Dont see any fade to blacks. now !

    ( Seth and M climb into the Chopper and Blast off )

    INSIDE !

    A : He'es really taking it out ?

    DS ( Jealous becasue he wasnt chosen ) : Lucky.....

    ( DS storms off angrily )

    LATER.....

    ( It's near noon now , A is in the Kitchen makin' lunch for the crew , Vinny enters limping )

    Vinny : SHUT THAT CRAP OFF ! ( He points to a Boom Box , set to MAX )

    A : NO !

    MEANWHILE.....

    ( The Dog makes it;s way into the Sleeping Quarters of Station 31 , it looks into One room , sees a Guy sleeping , but instead , it goes for Someone in another room , reading a Comic )

    Unkown Guy : Hello here....AGGGGGHHHHH !

    ( A Glass is Broken , there's a Struggle , the door closes , and it sounds like Hell...... )

    10/26/2002 10:38:15 PM

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