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SPAM Attack ! Chapter 1
By Dino-Snore
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE...2010 A.D.
( The Desert was huge , so huge that you can have ALL the privacy you want.....
Vader , the Oldest Resident of the Desert was in his Old Car looking for the Second Oldest Resident of the Valley , and he Found Dark Hunter outisde his Home , walking his Pet Mule in a Circle... )
Vader ( Pulling up to DH and getting out ) : Darkie ? How's your Mule ?
DH : VERY Sick ! And she wants to lie down !
V : Well , I have something for her... ( He pulls a Bag out and gives it to DH )
DH : No...you could'nt have !
V : Relax ! I have a TON of good crops ! Not a Single Critter has ruined them !
DH : Well....thanks....
V : I just wanna know where the Critters are !
DH : Sure...you must have " Critter-B-Gone " !
V : I CANT aford that crap ! Wanna play some cards tomorrow ?
DH : Make it thursday....I wanna sit out with my Mule....
V : Okay , next thursday....
( He gets in his car and drives off )
DH : Okay , Mule , lets get you out of this Heat ( He puts the Mule in his Shack and heads for his House )
DH : MAN ! IT'S HOT OUT HERE ! HOT AND THE GROUND IS ALL RUMBLY !
( Suddenly , DH hears a SLURRPPPP coming from the Shack , runs over to it and looks inside..... )
DH : SWEET SMELLING FARTS IN A CAN MARKED " FART " !
( The Inside of the Shack is Covered with Blood and there is a Hole in the ground )
DH : CRAP ! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DEALING WITH....
Underground Monster : Spamoids.....
DH : What ?
Underground Monster : Spamoids !
DH : Hemmeroids ?
Underground Monster : NO ! I'M GONNA EAT YOU NOW !
( DH looks around the shack , there are 4 Shark Fins sticking out of the dirt and circling him , he Grabs a Shotgun from the Middle of the Air and RUNS for it ! )
SPAM ATTACK !
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE....A FEW DAYS LATER !
( Infestation was sitting over by the cliff , rather...halfway off the cliff....and....his Ass is going over the side instead of his Legs....and he's....going....we'll...leave it at that ! )
I : Damn Heat....
( I gets up , wipes himself , zips up , and heads to his Truck , where there is a Lump in the Back.... )
I : Chavez ? WAKE UP OR I'LL GO FOOTLOOSE ON YOU !
( Chavez wakes up , jumps out of the Truck , and Bolts for it....then comes back realizing INFESTATION was joking ! )
C : Ass...you cant scare me ! Do you know what does ?
I : I dunno....
Underground Monster : Spamoids ?
C : Shut Up !
Underground Monster : Okay....
C : What's for Breakfeast ?
I : Pooh...
C : Poo ?
I : Pooh !
C : Oh....Let's get outta here....
( I and C climb into their Truck , drive off , and have a Roll-Over ! )
CHAPTER 2 , coming soon !
4/17/2003 5:57:35 PM
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