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One Unlucky Day , Part 2 of 3
By Dino-Snore
( A Van Zooms along the Road where Chamdar got picked up by the Mysterious Killer , in this Van are 3 Young People full of Life . Stealth Raptor2 is driving , his Friend Dante is reading the Map , and Dante's GF DreamerGirl is sitting in the Back )
DG : Hey , when the hell are we getting to that Camp.
D : Camp Yellow Snow ? Jus t a Few More Twists and Turns !
SR2 : Really ? Say , what about that last Joint ?
D : No...Any Dope or Alchohol can and will result in us getting fired.....
( DG throws the Joint She has in her mouth out and dumps her whole Pack of Beer onto the Road )
D : We Should be comming up to Yellow Snow.....Now !
( The Van zooms past a Sign marked " YELLOW SNOW , ESTABLISHED 1935 " and Burst into a Clearing , landing right Next to a Jeep and a Few Other Cars , Someone next to the Vehicles is Trying to Uproot a Tree Stump )
RaptorVinny500 : A LITTLE HELP ?
D : Sure !
( D and SR2 Grab the Stump and pull it out of the Ground with Effortless Ease )
RV500 : Thanks ! I was wondering when More People would arrive , there are 3 Others Allready Here !
D : Where are the Other 4 Counselors ?
RV500 : I dont know ! But those Missing include the Archery Girl , the Rifle Boy , and the Camp Chef......
( A Guy with a Box of Crap Walks up to RV500 )
TyrannoRex112 : Finished with Cabin B !
RV500 : Where's JP3Girl ?
TR112 : Sweeping the Courts !
RV500 : She Should be Painting the the Sign ! Check on Dark , see if he's finished cleaning the Boathouse !
TR112 : Sure !
RV500 : Come with me , I got Jobs for you !
( D , DG , and SR2 follow RV500 )
SR2 : I thought we had 2 Weeks ?
RV500 : Dont worry , we got another week added on !
MEANWHILE
( Dark Hunter , another Camp Counselor , enters the Boathouse and shines a Light on the Floor )
DH : SWEET MOTHER OF GOD ! A WHOLE BOX OF 3 MUSKETEERS !
( DH grabs the Box and puts it in his Jacket , he then walks outside and lets loose with a Flamethrower , thus setting the Boathouse on fire ! )
TR112 ( Walking up to DH ) : Vinny wants you to clean the. ( The Fire Burns all the Dirt and Crud off the Boathouse and puts itself out , resulting in a Brand New Boathouse ) Nevermind !
DH : Hey , did the Others Show Up ?
TR112 : All except 4 : Chef , Archery , and Rifles.....
DH : How long would we last without 4 of Us here ?
TR112 : I dont know....
MEANWHILE
SR2 and RV500 : ARGGGGHHHHH !
( SR2 and RV500 RAM a Door into a Doorframe and check to see if it works , SR2 gives the Thumbs Up )
RV500 : PERFECTO !
( JP3Girl walks up to RV500 )
JP3G : Hey , Vinnie , I'm gonna Start Painting the Wall now....
RV500 : Sure , get to work or it's comming out of your Pay !
LATER...
( Everyone : RV500 , TR112 , JP3G , DG , SR2 , D , and DH push a giant Swimming Float into the Lake , SR2 pushes a Little Bit too Far and ends up upside down , and inside out )
SR2 : I'M OKAY !
( D enters the Tool Shed , looks around , there are a 6 Lanterns , Lantern Fuel , a Couple Hibachis , tool packs , Ice Chests , and 6 Hunting Knifes on the Walls , DG walks up to him )
DG : What's all this crap for , a Series of Slasher Stories ?
D : It's for the Woodlore Program , I need Life Donuts !
( DG gives him a Box , D walks outside and gets hit by a Car )
MEANWHILE
( TR112 Smiles as he Blows away the Arts & Crafts Cabin )
RV500 : Good Job !
TR112 : You Know , now that theres 4 People Missing , I wanna leave !
RV500 : NO ! You stay for1 MORE WEEK.....then you can go !
TR112 : yay....
LATER....
RV500 : OKAY PEOPLE ! I'M GOING TO GO TO TOWN AND GET SOMETHINGS , NAMELY THE MISSING COUNSELORS ! I'LL BE BACK AFTER LUNCH !
( RV500 gets in his Jeep and Drives off )
Everyone : YAY ! THANK GOD HE LEFT !
SR2 : You know what , this Place is Called Camp Piss , because 3 People Died in the Late Fifties , they never found those responsible !
DG : Oh COME ON !
LATER......
( JP3G just finishd setting up the last of the 4 Targets , suddenly , an Arrow streaks by , hits the Target )
JP3G : WHAT THE HELL ?
( She turns and sees DH standing there with a Bow and 3 Arrows )
DH : HAHAHAHA !
JP3G : YOU JERK ! NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT I WILL PLUNGER YOU TO THE WALL !
( JP3G grabs the Bow from DH and punchs him in the Face , he goes flying )
( DH lands next to TR112 , who's drawing a Picture )
DH : So , youre thinking of Leaving ?
TR112 : Yeah....
DH ( Pulling out a Knife ) : Dont Think about it ANYMORE !
LATER.....
( Everyone is at the Lake , swimming around )
SR2 : So....what do you all wann be when ypu grow up ?
JP3G : Racer
DG : Alien Hunter
D : Jerk
DH : Mister Chef in the HALO Movie !
TR112 : Lukcy Guy
SR2 : Joker , now what kind of Ice Creme ?
DG : Scotland.....
Everyone : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( Off in the Bushes is the Assassin , who killed the 2 Teens in 1959 and the 4 Missing Counselors ! The Assassin moves towards the Cabins and opens a Bag , dumping it into TR112's Cabin ! )
LATER....
( DH hacks away at some Vines with his Golf Club , SR2 and JP3G are building a Jungle Gym , and TR112 is sleeping in a Hammock )
TR112 : ZZZZZZ , SNORT , AH WHAT ? I GOTTA GET TO WORK !
( TR112 gets up and runs into a Cabin , and is about to get his Lucky Baseball Hat when a SNAKE Bites down onto his Wrist Watch. )
MUSICAL STINGER !
TR112 : AREGGGGHHHH
( TR112 pulls off the Snake and Stomps the Life out of it ! )
DH : WHAT'S GOING ON !
( DH runs in with his Golf Club , D with a Shovel , and SR2 with Pepper Spray , see the Snake Guts , and throw up all at once ! )
LATER.....
( Everyone is hanging out in the Main Cabin , eating some Sandwhiches )
D : Good Crap !
TR112 : Well , with Chamdar Gone , you all needed someone !
JP3G : I HELPED !
DH : Okay.,......
( Suddenly , the Door Opens and Crazy Seth Rex runs in )
Crazy Seth : THIS PLACE HAS A DEATH CURSE ON IT ! YOURE ALL DOOMED ! I'M A MESSENGER FROM GOD !
( Crazy Seth runs outside , gets on a Bike , crashes into a Tree , and EXPLODES WITH POWERFULL PYROTECHNICS ! )
Crazy Seth : I'm Okay !
( A Police Cruiser Drives up to the Cabin and Stops , Officer Ben gets out and walks into the Cabin )
Ben : Hello kids , I'm here to tell you that in case the Killer from 20 Years ago is still here , jsut call and I'll be here in 2 Seconds FLAT ! BYE BYE !
( Ben walks out of the Cabin and drives away )
( The Power Goes Out )
DH : Oh Great , Dante , could you help me with the Generator ?
D : Sure.....
( The 2 Head into the Generator Shed and start the Generator )
BOOM !
( The Generator Shed EXPLODES ! )
LATER.....
( D enters the Tool Shed , the Sun is bound to set any second now , he Grabs 2 Lanterns , and on his way out , he DOES NOT SEE THE NOW-VACANT KNIFE RACK WHERE A HALF DOZEN KNIVES SHOULD BE )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
11/26/2002 2:29:34 PM
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