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One Unlucky Day ! Chapter 3 of 3
By Dino-Snore
( Everyone is in the Main Cabin , eating some food , TR112 is alone , looking out the window. )
SR2 : So....has anyone read " The Martian Chronicles " ? I liked it....
JP3G : Yeah , it was weird that the Bigger Each Crew on a Mars Ship Got , the Faster they got killed off....
SR2 : Yeah , luckily only Half the 4rth Mission Made it back alive !
( DH and D enter , grab some plates of food , and sit with the others , TR112 moves from the window with his Chow )
DG : You know , didnt that One Guy from the 4rth mission go crazy ?
SR2 : Nah , probably he got possessed by Martians.....
JP3G : I cant wait for tomorrow....
TR112 : Tomorrow is another day !
( D throws a Log into the Fireplace )
CRACK !
TR112 : ACK !
( Everyone sees TR112 had dropped his Glass and cuthis finger )
DG : You Okay ?
SR2 : Thos things can hurt !
JP3G : Wash Carefully !
DH ( Grabbing a First-Aid Kit ) : Lemme See , dosent look bad....
( Everyone goes back to Eating )
TR112 : Thanks Man.
DH : Hey , it's my Job of being the " That Guy " Character in a One Unlucky Day Episode ! They are basically the Hero's Friend , some times they make it , sometimes they die , and sometimes they make sudden , abrupt disapearences !
TR112 : I see.....
DH : Just be glad that wasnt a Snake.....
TR112 : Sure !
( SR2 and DG are sitting next to a Bowl of Salsa , SR2 dips a Chip in , bites down on it , and turns red )
D : Hey , you okay ?
DH : Does it Burn ?
DG : GOOD LORD , I PUT TOO MUCH PEPPERS IN !
( SR2 goes down , everyone crowds around him )
TR112 : OH MY GOD !
DH : HELP ME TURN HIM OVER !
DG : HELP HIM !
D : YOU GET HIS SHOULDERS , I'LL GET HIS LEGS !
( They Turn Over SR2 and slap him on the Back , suddenly , SR2 swallows his Chip and pushes his Friends back )
SR2 ( Grabbing DG;s Shirt Collar ) : Dont......do.....that.....again.......
( SR2 gets up , opens the door , steps outside , because Camp Yellow Snow is one of those places where it's hot in the Day and COLD at night , SR2 walks back in and grabs a Parka Jacket and Pants off the Wall and puts them on , along with some Boots so he could walk in the Snow...... )
SR2 : Man , I now know why it;s called Camp Yellow Snow....
( SR2 , in his Artic Gear , steps out onto the snow . He turns on a Flashlight and Makes his way to his Cabin )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( SR2 stops and rests against a Tree , just a Few More steps to his Cabin. )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( SR2 opens the door to the Cabin , turns and sees something moving in the Bushes )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA...
SR2 ( Trying to be heard over the wind ) : HELLO ? CAN I HELP YOU !
( SR2 Walks into the Bushes )
MUSICAL STINGER !
LATER.....
( Everyone is sitting in the Main Cabin , just hanging around , TR112 just finished cleaning the dishes , DH and D are playing a Game of Cards , JP3G is reading a Magazine , and DG is drinking a Cup of Tea. )
D ( Throwing down the Cards ) : Man , you beat me !
( The Cards bounce of the Floor and hit D in the Face an Explode )
NOTE : Dino-Snore likes not only Stores with High Body Counts , he also likes Explosions !
D : So.....Hey ( he turns to DG ) , wanna go on a Walk ?
Everyone including D and the Assassin who's still outside : Oooooh !
D : It's just a Walk !
DG : Sure !
( D and DG put on thier Parka Jackets , Pants , Boots , Gloves , Headgear , and grab Flashlights , and walk out onto the Snow )
D : WIND'S UP ! IT'S A GOOD HUNDRED AND 80 DEGREES BELOW ZERO !
DG : MAKE'S ME WANNA CATCH FIRE !
D : I KNOW !
DG : I KNOW YOU KNOW !
( They Kiss , and try to pull thier Frozen Lips together.... )
DG : WHAT ABOUT SR2 ?
D : WALRUS MAN DOSENT LOVE HIM...
DG : SO ?
D : I DONT LOVE HIM EITHER !
DG : SR2 !
D : DONT CALL HIM , HE'S TRYNG TO SLEEP !
DG : OKAY !
( Suddenly , a Blizzard rolls in , the Snow attacking the 2 Lovebirds gets more Intense )
DG : YOU KNOW , I HAD NIGHMARES ABOUT STORMS , WHERE THE WATER TURNS TO BLOOD AND PEES N ME !
D : IT'S JUST A DREAM , LETS GET INSIDE BEFORE WE FREEZE !
( They run into the Nearest Cabin and fall onto the Bottom Bunk , they start kissing , unknown to the Both of them , on the Top Bunk of the Bunk Bed ABOVE THEM , is the Snow Covered , Blood Covered , DEAD AS A DOORNAIL BODY OF SR2 ! HIS THROAT IS COVERED WITH A RED PAINT LINE , and it's the SAME Method of Death for Chamdar ! Not to Mention his tounge is sticking out......)
LATER.....
( D and DG are still in the Bottom Bunk , still unaware of SR2's Body , DG's Eyes Burst Open )
DG : MOVE , I GOTTA PEE !
D : Okay....
( They Unzip the Sleeping Back they're in , remove the many blankets they're under , DG puts her Cothes and her Artic Gear on and leaves. )
( D just lies back down , he tries to stay warm by wrapping up in Blankets some more... )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( Sudddenly , D starts looking....wrong....first....he is in a funny position , and second , everything below his Jawline is a Pale , Fake Color. And some of SR2's Blood is dripping down on his Head. )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( A Hand emerges from under D's Bunk , rises to D's Level , and starts Searching for D's Head )
D ( Without looking ) : A Little too the Left....
Assassin : Thanks !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( The head GRABS D's Head )
MUSICAL STINGER !
( D starts thrashing around and screaming )
Director : CUT CUT , Tom , where's the Beam ?
( D stops thrashing )
Effects Guy : Sorry , the computer's not working !
( Effects guy starts punching the computer , a Red Lightsaber Beam appears.....between D's Legs )
Director : OH FOR THE LOVE OF---
( Effects Guy slams the computer again , the Lightsaber Beam appears now , going out of D's throat )
Director : That's IT ! Start Thrashing , NOW !
( D starts thrashing again , only with a Little Less Effort )
Director : Good....not too Bad !
( Effects guy grabs a Bucket , the Director aims the Camera at the wall , the Effects guy flings the Content of the Bucket onto the wall , the Fake Blood hits the wall and explodes )
MEANWHILE
( DG is in the Bathroom Shed , having just Finished her Business. She goes to the sink and washes her Hands )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( As she washes her hands , one of her rings slips off and rolls away from her. )
DG : MY LUCKY RING !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( She dives for her Ring , and snatches it just as it stops in front of a Stall. )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
( DG puts on the Ring )
DG ( Putting on a Glove ) : Phew !
MUSICAL STINGER !
( As DG gets up , the Bathroom Stall OPENS With Sudden force , the Doorknob goes into her face , The Effects Guy throws another Bucket of Blood on the Wall , DG falls over dead as the Stall opens all the way now , showing the Assassin with an Axe. )
Assassin : Okay , count yourself lucky , I was just gonna hack up your Face , but that doorknob looks like it did the job....
LATER......
( TR112 , DH , and JP3G are in the Main Cabin , playing Poker )
JP3G : Think they fell asleep ?
DH : Yeah , I dont think we should bother them.....
TR112 : Well , just in case , I think we should have someone go wake them up.....
JP3G : I'm thinking of turning in now....
DH : Night.
TR112 : Night.
( JP3G gets up , Gears up , and leaves , she heads into the Bathroom Shed , there , as she is brushing her Teeth , she hears a Child's Voice.... )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
JP3G : Hello ?
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
JP3G : SR2 ? IS THAT YOU ?
( JP3G exots the Bathroom shed , into the Blizzard , she ignites a Flare and follows the Noise )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
( After a Half Hour of Nothing , JP3G rests in front of a Large Object )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA !
( WITHOUT WARNING , THE LIGHTS COME ON ! JP3G is standing in the Archery Field ! )
JP3G : MY EYES !
( The Pupils on her eyes are reduced to Specks ! )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( JP3G relizes one thing , she is IN FRONT OF A TARGET )
MUSICAL STINGER !
JP3G : NOOOOOOOOOO.......
MEANWHILE......
( TR112 and DH are still in the Main Cabin , TR112 looks out a Window )
TR112 : Hey , the Lights are all on at the Archery Field !
DH : How can you know ?
TR112 : It;s the only thing bright enough to pierce a Blizzard !
DH : Really , lets go check it out and wake the others !
( They Gear Up and head out into the Blizzard , the Field lights all go off... )
DH : GREAT ! NOW WHAT ?
TR112 : LETS WAKE THE OTHERS !
( They Enter the Bathroom Shed , DH walks up to where DG was killed , no sign of Death....
They Head into SR2's Shed , nothing , same with D's and DG's Shed , but in JP3G's Shed , they walk in and see DG , DEAD AS A DOORNAIL ! )
DH : OH MY DOG !
( The 2 Run all the way back to the Main Cabin and Remove thier Headgear )
DH : What the Hell do we do , we got a Killer Outhere !
TR112 : I KNOW ! ( He picks up the phone and puts it back down , it explodes ) NOTHING !
DH : The Car !
( They run outside to SR2's Van , get inside , and turn the Keys , it explodes )
DH : I guess we will have to wait for Vinny to return.....
TR112 : Didnt he say he would be back after lunch ?
MEANWHILE......
( RV500 is sitting in the Diner back in Town , drinking some Coffee , sitting across from him is the Truck Driver , Jango Raptor )
JR : You know what Vinny , I gave one of yur Counselors a ride over to your Camp....Did he make it ?
RV500 : Who was he ?
JR : I think he was your Chef...
RV500 : Oh My God....
JR : What ?
RV500 : My Chef was among the 4 who didnt arrive this Morning....
JR : Oh my god....
RV500 : Come on , lets go look for him.....
( RV500 and JR walk to RV500's Jeep , waiting for them is Crazy Seth )
Crazy Seth : Going to Camp Piss ?
RV500 : No time for that , get in , we got work to do...
( The Trio Get in RV5OO's Jeep and drive off to Camp Yellow Snow.....)
LATER...
( After 37 Minutes of Driving , RV500's Jeep Breaks on the Blizzard )
RV500 : NO !
( Officer Ben's Police Cruiser drives up to them )
Ben : You need a Life , I mean llift ?
RV500 , JR , and Crazy Seth : YES !
Ben : HOP IN ! I just got a Report that 4 Bodies have been found , all I.D.ed as Yellow Snow Counselors !
( Our 3 Rescue guys get into the Police Cruiser and Head off )
LATER......
( Ben's Cruiser comes to a Stop at the Enterence to the Main Camp Ground , RV500 , JR , Crazy Seth , and Ben step out )
Ben : Allright , spread out and yell if you see anything.....
BAN BAN BAN HA HA AH , I MEAN HA....
( RV500 walks around a Building , hoping to find someone.. )
RV500 : HELLO ?
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( A Ligth Shines into RV500's Face )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
RV500 : ARRGGHHH ( His Eyes Adjust ) , Oh HEY , it's you ! What are ou doing here , and why do you have that knife ? It's all Covered with Blood.....Here...Lemme Clean it for you !
MUSICAL STINGER !
( RV500 trips and gets the Knife in his Gut . )
5 Seconds Later....
RV500 : HEY , THAT HURT---CROACK !
MEANWHILE.....
( The Lights all over the Camp go out , the Rescue Guys pull out Flares and Guns with Laser Targeters , DH exits the Main Cabin with a BAZOOKA , and he does NOT SEE ANYONE.....)
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA.....
( DH slowly makes his Way to the Generator Shed in the Blizzard , makes it , goes inside )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( After checking the Generator , he goes outside and closes the door )
MUSICAL STINGER !
( DH turns around , yells , Fires his Bazooka , the Rocket misses his Target and blows up another Shed )
DH : AUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH !
LATER
( TR112 wakes up , he is all alone now....no one else in the Main Cabin , the Lights are Still Out )
TR112 : DH ?
( TR112 , Still Geared Up , heads outside , and goes to the Generator Shed , the door is open. )
TR112 ( Peering Inside ) : DH ? ( He turns around , nothing.... ) Come on.....
( TR112 closes the Shed Door , hears a THUNK , turns and SCREAMS ! )
( DH IS DEAD , HIS BODY HAS BEEN PLUNGERED TO THE SHED DOOR WITH 3 PLUNGERS ! )
TR112 : SOLE SURVIVOR , SOLE SURVIVOR !
( TR112 runs back inside , closes the door behind him , and sags to the Wall )
TR112 : SAFE !
( Suddenly , the window next to him EXPLODES ! And JP3G's Dead Body falls to the ground , there are Plungers sticking out of he back ! )
TR112 : AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
( TR112 opens the door and yells again as a Mysterious Person Walks in )
Person : Do Not Be Afraid. I am Hear to Help ! My name is Finklestein . I once worked at Camp Yellow Snow.....
( TR112 sits on the couch , looking at JP3G's Body.... )
TR112 : There's Something out there , it killed at Least a Few of My friends , one of them is here in this Room , another on the Generator Shed Door , an another in a Shed on the other side of the compound....
Mrs. Finkelstein : I'll Protect you....
TR112 : There were 2 Others with me now , 1 other on his way , 4 Others are Missing......
Mrs. Finkelstien : We will go to the Police....
TR112 : I'm waiting for RaptorVinny500...
Mrs. Finkelstein : There's a Little Problem....
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
TR112 : What ?
Mrs F. : I killed him , and all your Friends , YOU ARE NEXT !
TR112 : WHOAH ! This is getting a Little bit too fast , can we have a Backstory ?
Mrs. F : Well....allright....back in the Late 1950's My Son...Daniel , died out in the Lake , no one was watching him....so I took the law into my own hands and KILLED Those who were Responsible the Next Year , and when they tried to rebuild , I took it all apart with Man's First Invention....
TR112 : The Wheel ?
Mrs. F : No
TR112 : Pants ?
Mrs. F : No
TR112 : Fire ?
Mrs F : No...I MEAN Yes !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
Mrs F : DIE !
( TR112 grabs a WHOLE TABLE and BRRINGS IT DOWN on Mrs F, Knocking her out and giving him Escape Time. )
TR112 : HELP ME , GOD !
( TR112 runs outside , the Blizzards stopped , but Ice and Snow is Everywhere , our Remaining Hero rests up against a Tree , and YELLS as RV500's Dead Body along with D's Body fly down from the Treetop , they have been hung like witches )
TR112 : Wait a Sec , these guys all got stabbed , why do they have to be Hung , they cant get any deader !
( TR112 runs into the Gun shed , grabs a Assalt Rifle , runs outside , and LET'S LOOSE ! )
RATTATATATATATATATATATA !
BOOM ! BYE BYE ARTS & CRAFTS
BOOM ! BYE BYE GENERATOR !
BOOM ! BYE BYE MAIN CABIN !
BOOM ! BYE BYE TOOL SHED !
BOOM ! BYE BYE TREE !
BOOM ! BYE BYE FLAGPOLE !
BOOM ! BYE BYE VAN !
BOOM ! BYE BYE LIGHT STRUCTURE !
BOOM ! BYE BYE TREE !
BOOM ! BYE BYE GUN SHED !
BOOM ! BYE BYE TOOL SHED !
BOOM ! BYE BYE CABINS
RRATATATATATATATATATTATATATA
( Everything Blows Up and EXPLODES BECAUSE OF A SMALL BARRAGE OF GUNFIRE ! TR112 runs into the Archery Field , aims at one Target , FIRES ONE BULLET )
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ! BYE BYE ALL FOUR TARGETS !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( TR112 turns around and sees Mrs F. run at him , he fires , NO EFFECT ! He drops his Rifle and Pulls out 2 Revolvers )
SWISH !
( One Swipe of Mrs F's Knife HALVES Both Revolvers )
TR112 : CRAP !
( TR112 runs inside the Boathouse and hids in a Canoe , Mrs F enters and looks around )
A Boy's Voice : CHECK THE CANOES , MOMMY !
Mrs F : Okay !
( Mrs F flips over the Canoes , TR112 jumps out and runs outside , to his horror he sees a BOY STICKING OUT OF THE LAKE , WAVING HIS HANDS )
Boy : HE IS OUTSIDE , GET HIM !
( Mrs F smashes through the Boathouse Wall , pushes TR112 over , TR112 lands Hard. )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
( TR112 sees something in the Bushes Next to him , DH's Golf Club..... )
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
TR112 : So....who's that Boy in the Lake Over there ?
Mrs F ( Looking ) : Why, thats my son....DAN
! DAN ! I'M OVER HERE !
Dan ( Still in Lake , waving his Arms ) : KILL HIM MOMMY , KILL HIM !
( TR112 uses this Distraction to get DH's Golf Club , he gets up.... )
Dan : LOOK OUT !
( Mrs. F turns andswings her Knife... )
MUSICAL STINGER !
( Both Strikes reach thier Targets , Mrs. F's Knife slashes TR112's Belt , forcing his Pants to fall down in the Cold. TR112's Golf Club strikes Mrs F's Head , SENDING IT FLYING OFF HER NECK ! It lands in a Hole in the Ground that has a Flag Next to it..... )
TR112 : YES !
Dan : NO !
( Dan lunges out of the Water , grabs TR112 , and PULLS HIM IN ! )
A FEW DAYS LATER.....
( TR112 wakes up in a Hospital Room , a Nurse is there.... )
Nurse : Oh Good , your awake ! I'll send in your Friends !
( The Nurse Presses a Button , Ben , Crazy Seth , and Jango Raptor enter )
TR112 : You know , I had a Funny Dream ( Pointing to Ben ) You were there , ( pointing to Seth ) and you were there , ( pointing to JR ) and you were there !
Ben : You know what , I just wanna tell you that YOU are the Only Surviving Counselor of that Massacre....
TR112 : What about the Boy ?
JR : Boy ?
TR112 : Yeah , he pulled me into the Lake...
Ben : No...from the way it looked , your Pants fell down and you tripped into the Lake , I'm telling you , YOU ARE THE ONLY SURVIVOR !
BAN BAN BAN HA HA HA
TO BE CONTINUED IN.....
ONE UNLUCKY DAY , EPISODE 2 : THE BDY COUNT CONTINUES , BY : RICK ARNOLD.....
11/27/2002 7:24:03 PM
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