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Monster to the 3rd Power , Part 2 !
By Dino-Snore
( Having the Most Dangerous of Jobs is sort of a Bad thing for Custodian Jango Raptor , it got worse when his Dog suddenly Disappeared , so , RV500 made things worse by Having HIm clean out the Air-Vent above the Kitchen , as he got in the Vent , the Fan was still going )
JR : HEY DOWN THERE , SHUT OFF THE FAN !
( Mr. Chaos , the chef , stops working on his Famous Soup and turns off the fan above the oven...., in the vent , JR then gets up close to the fan , and starts to assalt the walls with a Rake )
JR : Good Lord , uhhhhhh !
( The Vents get cleaned of goo , except that there's a Hole covered in a slime unlike the Vent-Crud )
JR : Dog ? Dog ?
( He leans in , lights a Flare , and sees a horrifiying site : The New Cockroach Monster ! )
Creature : Yes ?
JR : Have you seen a Dog ?
Creature : Nope
JR : Black and Brown Hair
Creature : Oh , you mean this ?
( Creatur holds up a Dog Skull )
JR : But why ?
Creature : It's a Pitbull , I thought it deserved to die ! Uh.....uh ......uh....ACHOOO !
( The Monster sneezes on JR's Face )
JR : AH GOD , IT BURNS !
( The Snot is Acidic like the Blood , JR flops like a fish in the vents , down in the Kitchen , Mr. Chaos's Soup BURSTS INTO FLAMES , screaming , he turns on the Fan , sucking up the Fire , as for Poor JR , he rolls RIGHT INTO THE FAN , Blood SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE ! )
LATER....
( JAM wakes up in Bio-Med , TC is looking away , working on some equipment , on the Back of his head is a Bar-Code )
RV500 ( Over Intercom ) : Yellow Alert , Yellow Alert , will TobyCompy repot to the Vent above the Kitchen.....
( TC grabs a Medkit and leaves , JAM , takes the chance to head out of the room )
LATER......
( TC is studying the Clogged up fan , blood is everywhere , pieces of Flesh on the walls , RV500 and GR stand in the Untouched parts , Dark Hunter cleaning away , using every darn way to get the blood out )
RV500 : Who was it ?
TC : Jango Raptor
RV500 : How do you know ?
TC ( Pointing at a Eyeball on the floor ) : That's his Eye !
GR : What killed him ?
TC : I thinks it's obvious what killed him....
RV500 : No Duh !
TC : Sudden rush of air , but the fan was blowing.....
( TC runs his hands across a burn made from the Acid-Snot )
RV500 : What's that ?
TC : I have no idea......
LATER....
( JAM is in the Escape Pod , digging away at the Debris , he stops when he comes across a sign saying : LITTLE BLACK BOX , he opens the panel a sign says " DO NOT OPEN " , he tears that away another sign reading " I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP " , he finally removes that plate , comming across a Black Box marked " YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED " , JAM pulls it out , and jumps at the Movement of TC in the Room )
TC : You should be in Bio-Med , I'm out on a Limb because of you !
JAM : There was a Droid with me , where is it.....
TC : The Junkyard , I can point you in the right direction , but I need to use the Bathroom......
( JAM heads down to the Junkyard , and sees an Arm sticking out of a Trashbag , hey , it's the Same Trashbag that He placed the Upper Half of Mad-Rex in before Hypersleep ! )
JAM : There you are ( he grabs the bag and heads for the door ) , now I can get all the info I need.....
( Suddenly , 4 THUGS : Dac , Rudee , an Anonymus Actor , and the lead thug Original Member )
OM : GIVE US ALL YOU MONEY !
JAM ( Like a Girl ) : NNOOOOOOOO !
( Suddenly , a dark shape rises behind the thugs , it's Godzilla )
Godzilla : ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHGGHHHH !
( OM and the 4rth Thug grab Godzilla , Godzilla kicks the Thug away , throiws OM over his Shoulder , he then Swats Dac and Rudee away , the Thug jumps up and gets thriwn onto OM , Dac and Rudee grab Godzilla and get slammed into eachother , the Thug gets up , Godzilla , throws Dac and Rudee away and grabs the Thug , throwing him onto Dac and Rudee )
Godzilla : ARGHHHHH !
( Godzilla suddenly disapears since it was a figment of someone's Imagination )
LATER.....
( In a Deep Dark Cavern below the Compound , Gold-Rex and the 2 Salavge Workers are collecting still-useable things )
SW 1 : I found another thing of Flares , what do you guys get ?
Gold-Rex : Cigars !
SW2 : I found some Fuel for the Blowthorch , say , what the heck is that ?
( They all look of down a Tunnel , something is moving around )
SW : Who's going to check it out ?
SW2 : Not me....
Gold-Rex : Huh ?
SW : Okay , I'll go.....
( SW grabs a Torch , heads down the Tunnel )
SW : Okay , who are the Comedians ?
( A Dark shape moves right next to the Salvage Worker , he looks , and SCREAMS as the Cockroach Monster drops from the Cieling and snatches the poor guy away )
SW 2 : Joe ?
( The Cockroach monster drops the now Dead Salvage Worker and Charges at the other 2 Humans in the Area , it grabs Salvage Worker 2 , and tears his Head Away , Gold-Rex screams and runs away..... )
HOURS LATER.....
( In Bio-Med , on a Operating Table , is 1/3 of the Robot known as MAD-REX , half was torn of by a Tenticle Monster , and a Half of the Woking Half was burned away in the Escape Pod )
MAD : OW....
JAM : You okay....
MAD : I guess so , where's your hair ?
JAM : Dont ask.......so , what happened on the Sore-Loser ?
MAD : The Was a fire , a Monster casued it.......it came down with us all the way , and yes , the company does know , and it also knows about a lit--
( MAD's Batteries run out and he dies )
JAM : What ? What is it ?
( Suddenly , DS , GR , TC , and RV500 run in carrying GR )
GR : I DIDNT KILL THEM !
GR : YES YOU DID !
( They throw him onto a Bed )
JAM : What happened ?
GR : A WEASLE GOT THEM ?
JAM : Tell me about this Weasle......
GR : Mr. Malcom , I would like to have a talk with you.....
LATER,,,,,,
GR : Okay , so this is basically a Giant Octopus with a Large Blue Eye in the Center , that Eats People and Gets Bigger as it does , and that the Deaths of 3 Men are caused by this instead of Accidents or Foul Play....What do you think of this , Vinny ?
RV500 : It Stinks !
JAM : Do we have any guns ?
GR : Nope !
JAM : Great !
GR : I'm now ordering a Full Lock-Down on YOU AND YOU ALONE , NO CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD !
( RV500 then drags JAM all the way back to Bio-Med )
RV500 : AND STAY THERE !
JAM : Okay....
RV500 : Toby , whatch them both !
( He points at GR and JAM )
( TC walks up to JAM )
JAM : Now I'm Pissed....
TC : It aint that Bad my life turned to crap becasue of a Spaceshiup Crash Also , killed 17 People on my crew , all because I got drunk and went to the bathroom on the engine , I was sent here.....
( The Cockroah Alien Appears and Tears off TC's head in a extremely violent way )
JAM : GOOD GOD ! WE JUST LOST OUR PG-13 RATING !
( JAM runs out of the room , the sound of Skittering behind him , he turns around , sees nothing , makes it to the Mess Hall , where GR is giving a Lession on Strangers to the Remaining Crew )
JAM : IT'S HERE , IT'S GOT THE DOCTER !
GR : Get him back to Bio-Med ! Never Interrupt one of my Lessions !
( As soon as RV500 is clear of GR , the Cockroach Monster swoops down from the Cieling and grabs GR )
GR : AGHHH !
( GR gets pulled into the Cieling , seconds later , blood rains down )
A8 ( Holding a Chair Above his Head ) : CRAP !
7/15/2002 7:42:27 PM
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