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    The "blood sucking lawyer" character in JP was actually a bad-ass in the novel, who survived a raptor attack bare handed. (From: Ed)
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    Jurassic Pork , theTrailer !
    By Dino-Snore

    ( A Helicopter flies over to an Island )

    In a world......

    ( 2 Jeeps drive by , someone leans out o the window and snatches a Leaf off a Tree )

    Where things that should not happen.......

    ( The 2 Jeeps drive up to a Building , Workers with Guns are in surrounding towers )

    Well guess what......

    ( A Group of people are in a Lab , looking at a Shaking egg , the egg cracks and a Butt Ugly Dinosnore ( YES , Dinosnore ! ) pokes it's head out. )

    IT HAPPENS !

    ( Alarms going off , mass hysteria )

    Guy : Censors are failing allover the park !

    Guy 2 : #@#@ ! What the @#@# are we gonna @## do now ?!!?!

    Guy : Watch your @#@!# Language !

    ( We now see a couple of cars , 1 flipped over , a Man with a Fedora on his head pulls out a Kid , the Kid screams , the Man turns around and sees a Robotic Dinosnore foot with all the cables and rods poking out of the top stump , we now see the director of the Story sit in his chair and pick his nose. We are now back in the control room )

    Guy : I cant get the Park back on ! SO LAY OFF !


    JURASSIC.....PORK ?


    Comming soon , can't be specific !

    ( Shot of 2 Spaceships fighting in outer space , strings and stage crew can be seen )

    Editor of Trailer : Where the Hell did that come from ?

    ( Sudden black out as the Editor smashes his Equipment with a Crowbar )

    9/13/2002 6:14:33 PM

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