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Jurassic Pork , Part 2 !
By Dino-Snore
THE BADLANDS
FRIDAY
( JP Animal Controller , Worlds Best Paleotologist , is crouching down in the Sand , he is scooping up mounds of Dirt along with his Crew of Extras who who told by the Director that they were going to be scooping up Dirt. And then , he uncovered a Bone , a Dinosnore bone ! )
JPAC : Whoo HOO !
( The Scientist next to him grabs a Mound of Dirt and shoves it to the side , finding a Dinosnore Egg ! )
Scientist : YAHHOO !
( This makes JPAC ANGRY ! He gets up and kicks the Poor Bastard in the Face , sending him down the Hill , JPAC runs down after him , and they fight to the Death , ending with JPAC slicing off the Scientist's arm with a Shovel )
Scientist ( As he gets Impaled on the Shovel ) : AGGHHH !
( 3 more Scientists run up and get Decapitated by JPAC's Shovel , a 5th Scientist tackles JPAC from Behind , screams echo through the Hills )
( 2 People walk down the Hill and up to JPAC , who's standing over the Mess that was the 5th Scientist )
Extra : We're Ready Dr. !
JPAC ( Wiping off his Fedora ) : I HATE COMPUTERS !
( He pulls out a Stressball and blows it out with his Bare Hand )
( The Other Person , a Woman Paleobotanist walks up and tightens JPAC's Neck Tie )
Jp3Girl : Feelng's Mutual !
( They all look and see Amish People smashing Computers , then go up the hill. )
( They walk up to a Shack where a Lawnmower and some computers are set up , 2 Men walk up to the Lawnmower , laod a Shotgun shell into it , Stand on it , and YANK on the Rip-Cord )
BOOM !
( The Mower and those on it EXPLODE , the Shotgun shell goes FLYING ! It lands in a Man's Brain )
Man : Hey.....I can ride a Bike Again !
( He sits on a Bike , rides it down a hill , crashes into a rock and explodes )
( JPAC and JP3G turn and see a Technologist at a Computer )
Technologist : Okay , the Scanner has picked up a.....Velcrocraptor , It's Huge !
JPAC : How Huge ?
Technologist : Breaking the Law of Realisticness Huge !
( JPAC touches the Monitor , i Explodes )
Technologist : WHAT DID YOU ? ARGHH !
( The Technologist charges foward and yells as JPAC Sticks his hand INSIDE the Guy's Face )
JPAC ( Disposing of the Body ) : Okay , so Dinosnores are much more related to Nerds than Wrecktiles , see , the Leg Bones , crouched in a Birdlike Stance , the Back Bone , Ben over like that of a Hunchback , and the Glasses , well....Ugh !
Kid in Back : That's not Scary !
JPAC : OH YES IT IS !
( He throws his Knife and it gets the Kid in the Chest , the Kid is stuck to the pole he was leaning on. )
JPAC : Stick Around !
( JPAC and JP3G walk from the Shelter , towards the Dig )
JPAC : Kids , I HATE EM' , They'll give you too much Character Development , plus , they make us look Bad !
JP3G : They are not all like that !
JPAC ( Pulling out his Gun ) : Yes , they are !
JP3G : Okay....nevermind !
( A Helicopter with the Name " GensTinc. " lands suddenly on the Dig site , JPAC produces an Axe and Charges foward , he stops and sees a trail of footprints heading towards his Trailer , he goes to Investgate , there , he finds a Guy with a Fedora going through his Fridge )
JPAC : DIE !
( The Man , TyrannoRex112 turns around and fires a Dart into JPAC , then , JPAC's Eyes turn from Red to Blue , Reptilian to Normal )
JPAC ( Shaking his head ) : Man , what was I on ?
TR112 : Hello ! I'm an Annonymus Stranger , who came here to Invite you ( JP3G walks in ) and your Lady Friend to this Island where I spent 5 Years building my High-Tech Park , it's up yours ! Fields of Study , that is !
( JPAC and JP3G stare at eachother )
SOMEWHERE ELSE
FRIDAY NIGHT
( At some outdoor restroom , a Taxi pulls up , and a Man with an Fedora steps out and pays the Driver , he goes up to a Table and sees a Man eating a Moutain of Food
)
Man : HEY , ALPHA !
( Alpha1 , head of BioSnot , Goes up to Bish , a GensTinc. Employee going to Noodle Island for the Weekend )
A1 : NEVER USE MY NAME !
B : Oh Yeah ? WE GOT ALPHA1 HERE ! See , nobody except the Audience Care !
A1 : I see....Well....
B : Got the Money ?
A1 ( Pulling out a Bag ) : Here's ONE MILLION DOLLARS !
B ( Grabbing the Bag ) : YES !
( A1 also gives him a Plasic Yoda Cup )
A1 : This has enough Coolant inside for 37 Hours , enough time for you to meet my Guy at the Docks , got that !
B : Yeah !
A1 : What's Your Escape Plan ?
B : I plan to Crap out the Internet Connection , come back , and fix it.....
( A Check is passed to B )
B : What ever you do , dont get Cheap on me ! TyrannoRex did that !
( A1 Pays the Check with his Credit Card , goes home , and finds that his Credit Card was Cancelled )
9/15/2002 9:34:56 PM
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