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Jurassic Pork , Part 1
By Dino-Snore
( Extremly Loud noise , makes people jump )
A Galatic Thing-ey thing......
( Another Noise )
A Dino-Snore Story
( A 3rd Noise )
JURASSIC PORK !
NOODLE ISLAND , WENDSDAY NIGHT
A GAZILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE !
( Tonight was going to be a exciting night , the 10th and final Velcrocraptor was going to be loaded into it's Pen woth the others , Workers Armed with Lasers are taking defense positions on Both sides of the Entery-Way to the Pen )
Chief : Okay you guys , heads up !
( A Forklift drives up , it's carrying a Box , on the Platform next to the Pen door , a Man with an Anti-Tank Gun walks up , he is Violater , the DINO HUNTER ! )
Chief : STEADY ! ( He waves his hands downward ) STEADY !
( The Box falls of the Forklift and squishes him Flat , his feet stick out the end )
Chief : I'm....OKAY !
V : Okay , Pushing Team , step in !
( A Muscular group of workers walk up and shove the Nerdier and Much Wimpier Workers off the Platform , they then go up to the Cage )
Velcrocraptor : Screech !
( The Men jump back , screaming like little girls )
V : COME ON YOU MEN !
( The Dinosnore watches V with extreme hate , more workers run in and grab handles on the Cage , they go and shove it up to the door , a beep indicates the Cage is locked , there's a wierd Puddy like substance that trails over to the Chief's Feet , HE'S BEEN MASHED TO A PULP ! )
V : LOADING TEAM , STEP AWAY !
Worker : GOD ! Make up your mind , Pushing or Loading !
V : Gatekeeper , get in there !
( A Worker , who goes by he Name of Raptoralpha , walks up to the Cage , climbs up to the top of it , the Velcrocraptor stares at him with deep Rage )
V : You can open that Gate Now !
( RA Tugs on a door on the Cage leading to the Pen , then , the crap hit the fan ! The Craptor rams into a wall of the Cage , sending outward , 2 Workers throw themselves in front of it and get mashed into a Pulp like the Chief , in the middle of all this , RA has fallen off the Top of the Cage and landed in the Gap between the Pen and the Cage )
RA : DARN THOSE COINCIDENCES !
( A Claw reaches out of the Cage and Sucks him into the Cage )
RA : AGGHHHH !
( The Workers Charge Foward and take positions allover the Cage and open fire with those Lasers , Crimson Red Beams burn into the Craptor , V grabs RA and pulls him out , but to his horror , the Craptor currently has 1/2 RA currently down it's Throat )
V : GOOD GOD , OPEN FIRE !
( He lets go to get his Gun , the Craptor slurps up RA , IT took 6 ANTI-TANK BULLETS TO THE HEAD IN ORDER TO BRING DOWN THE CRAPTOR ! )
SOMEWHERE ELSE
THURSDAY
( On a Boat down a Stream , is Goldmember , he's a Lawyer , but why he as on a Black Cape , Pointy Fangs , and a lack of Contact with the sun , nobody knows ! As the Boat lands at a Mine , he walks off the Boat and.....Into the water. )
Miner : AHAHAHAH ! I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA FALL OFF ! NOW YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A DOZEN SMACKERS !
( Gold drinks both of thier Blood , the Chief Miner walks up )
Chief : Howdy !
( Gold turns around in an Instant )
Gold : BLEH ! So did TyrannoRex112 find out ?
Chief : Naw , he left in a hurry to see his Daughter , she's getting a 3rd Eye !
Gold : You know , I have a funny fealing that GeneticsTinc. is going to be in a heck of a lot of trouble becasue the Familiy of that worker just sued us for 10 Trillion Dollars !
Chief : SO ?
Gold : So the Investors think the Island is unsafe , so I'm going with 2 Scientists ti check the Island out and see f this Island is safe , I allready have Stealth Raptor 2 , but the Investors think He's the Cause of those Studdering Mathamagicians , thye want JP Animal Controller !
Chief : Inspections ? Dosent TR112 Hate them ?
Gold : Yeah.... I'm gonna laugh in his face....and drink his blood !
Chief : Just dont get caught in any Tree Sap , you'll end up like this guy !
( He holds up a Fake " Fly in an Ice Cube )
Chief : You want JPAC ? You cant get him out of his....Digging Place , why : he's like me , He's got OCD !
9/14/2002 10:59:56 PM
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