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    Lex's stunt double mistakenly looked up at the camera during the scene in JP where she falls through the ceiling tile -- not a problem, however, as ILM simply pasted Ariana Richards's face onto the double. (From: 'Alisha')
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    It Ate My Crew , Chapter 1....
    By Dino-Snore

    IT ATE MY CREW........

    Narrator/CrowLives : It was Febuary 7th , 2073 , when my Ship , The X-Ray Delta 1 crashed on Landing at Planet X....

    ( A Spacehip lands on a Planet , Falls Over , and Explodes )

    Narrator/CL : Lucky for us , we all Survived.....

    ( 10 Spacesuited Figures crawl out of the wreckage and say " Yaaayy " )

    Narrator/CL : But we have discovered something on this Planet , something that has the Nickname of Death ! For I am now the only survivor of something I'll explain later so I wont ruin the story now.....But the X-Ray Delta 2 has landed , and they will take me back....for a Court Martial....Tthey think I killed my crew....hey Want me dead....but what scares me is the fact that I am in a Spaceship with Strangers.....

    ( On the Top Level of The X-Ray Delta 2 , Commander Stealth Raptor is at his Command Station , a blinking light in front of him Irritates him.... )

    SR2 : Darn it....ALLRIGHT ! WHO LEFT AIRLOCK C OPEN ?

    Aragorn ( Over Radio ) : Sorry , I was dumping some old cargo out , Guess I forgot something....

    ( On His Monitor , the Airlock Door Closes , but what he DOES NOT SEE is a Humanoid Shape heading away from the Airlock and into a Dark and Creepy Part of the room )

    SR2 : Allright , ROLL CALL ! Science Officer ?

    Sinornis ( Over Radio ) : Here....

    SR2 : Medical Officer ?

    Mikeymike ( Over Radio ) : Here.....

    SR2 : Galley Chief ?

    JP Junkee ( Over Radio ) : Here.....

    SR2 : Pilot ?

    PunkNerd ( Over Radio ) : Here !

    SR2 : Engineering Staff ?

    TyrannoRex112 : Here , Here , and Here.....

    SR2 : Navigation ?

    Aragorn : Here !

    SR2 : Allright....10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 , BLAST OFF !

    ( The X-Ray Delta 2 blasts off and heads Back For Earth , everyone clearly sees the strings holding the Ship Up )

    LATER......

    ( CrowLives is sitting on the Lab Deck of the Ship , looking out the window , Watching him is Aragorn , the Navigator , SR2 climbs down the Ladder at the Center of the Room )

    SR2 : Thinking of Those Men you killed , Crow ?

    CL : It wasent me that killed them....

    SR2 : You sure.....I noticed a little fact , These X-R D's have enough food and supplies to last 10 People a Year , and you knew that , so You KILLED your Crew just for 10 Years Worth of Food.....

    CL : Look , The Crew became the Food for this creat---

    SR2 : YOU ATE YOUR CREW ?

    ( Aragorn runs into the Bathroom , hand over Mouth )

    CL : It was the Monster , I tell you !

    SR2 : Now let me tell you this....we found something on Planet X that made us think....was it a Monster ?

    ( SR2 throws a Skull onto the Lab Table , there is a Bullet Hole in it )

    Dental Records show this was your Navigator....there's only one kind of Monster that uses Bullets....

    ( Aragorn emerges from the Bathroom , wiping his Mouth )

    LATER....

    ( CL and Aragorn climb down the Ladder and onto the Lab Deck again , This time , the Whole Crew is there , eating some Synthetic Food , at the End of the Table are the 3 Engineers , TyrannoRex112 , HSimpson89 , and JamesW. )

    HS89 : The Second we land I'll jump from the Lowest Airlock , all the way to the Ground ! And I'll Stretch in the Sun...

    TR112 : Speaking of the Sun , we'e gonna be closer to it , I never liked Being Cold......

    JW : Then how did you pass your Antartic Survival Training ?

    TR112 : By wearing Long Underwear....

    ( SR2 and S are working on some reports , Aragorn walks up to them )

    SR2 : Arrie , go up to the Command Deck and see if we need to make any Changes in our Flight Path....

    JP Junkee : Need Anything ?

    CL : Naw , just coffee....

    SR2 : Still going to use your Monster Story in Court ?

    CL : I'm teling you , it was not me !

    ( Aragorn and CL head back up to the Command Deck )

    SR2 : I'll have his Confession on Tape when we get back.....

    LATER......

    ( JP Junkke finishes Cleaning the Synthitronic , Walks up to CL with a Tray of Food , Aragorn is looking out the window )

    JPJ : Say , could you tell me the story about what happened on Planet X....

    CL : Well , we crashed , salvaged what we could , Got out the Jeep , all 10 Of Us Crammed in thier as best as we could , then , after all that Exploring , TobyCompy was.....plucked from the Jeep , we stopped and got out , next thing we knew , I was the only man standing.....

    ( SR2 climbs down from the Barrack's Level )

    SR2 : Oh Great , he's convincing the others...OKAY BREAK IT UP ! UP ! UP ! UP ! Crow , finish you Meal and go to your Barracks , Star Command Ordered me to Confine you to Quarters after 2000 Hours....MOVE !

    ( CL eats his food up fast , then goes up the Ladder , Aragorn behind him )

    8/16/2002 7:46:05 PM

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