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Adventure , the series , 1x04 : The Infiltrators !
By Dino-Snore
( Opening shot of Alpha heading towards a planet )
Vito : 2nd Command's log , stardate....forget it , we are entering range of planet " Snooty Planet " in orbit of this planet is Outpost 173 , a Star-Command Built structure , also there is the Starbase Yankee Doodle and the Frigrate Spunk Punk . Alpha has been called here for reasons unknown...
INSIDE ALPHA !
( DS is in his quarters , reading a book when the View Screen next to him goes off...)
DS : Oh my god ! Jet !
Jet : Hey DS , good to see you are now a Commander !
DS : YOU are the Yankee's Commander ?
Jet : Yep , I called you here becuase of..........ALIENS !
DS : Aliens ?
Jet : YES , ALIENS ! I think my 2nd in command is one !
DS : So.......
Jet : He talks in Spanish !
DS : I think he's and ILLEGAL Alien !
Jet : Oh....we must meet in private , go down to the planet surface and talk alone !
DS : OKay...any time for a rushed action scene ?
Jet : Yep....
( Action music starts as DS grabs his Commlock , opens the door , runs down a hallway , enters a Travel Tube , goes to the other side of Alpha , runs into an Astronaut , beats him up , enters a AIrlock and runs into the Eagle )
LATER.....
( Eagle lands on the Planet , DS Emerges in a Spacesuit , finds Jet and the Spunk Punk Commander , RaptorManD , both in suits. )
RMD : FREEZE !
( RMD and Jet aim their Pistols at him )
Jet : When did we first meet ?
DS : UH....
RMD : ANSWER HIM !
DS : At my house , where a big party blew the front of it off.....
Jet : Oh yeah ! You hurt me when I found your stash of Beer !
DS : Hehehe......
Jet : Guess your Human , anyway , something wierd has happened to Outpost 173 , First , Captain Seth Rex issued a Red Alert , 3 Top Admirals arrived on the " Spunk Punk " , chaos appeared , thats just when the Yankee arrived and more Crewmen started acting funny , but soon the Red Alert was stopped !
DS : Oooooooookay....
LATER...
( DS in his Grey Command Uniform , enters the Weapons room to find Vito in his Command Uniform , Xan in his Blue Science Uniform , and Dark Hunter in his Orange Engineering Uniform. )
DH : Sir , we have Several Thousand Contacts !
( On the 3 Screens in front of them are pieces of metal )
Xan ( Using the force ) : It is what's left of the Yankee Doodle , no survivors.....
DS : Jet.....
( DS goes out the door and enters the Command Center , Dac and Mega are sitting at the Control Desk and the Engineering Desk , both wearing Yellow Operations Uniofrms , Xan takes the Science Desk , Vtio the Ops desk , and DS the Commander's Desk )
Dac : We have to go around the Debris sir !
Mega : Sheilds are up , airlocks sealed , crews at their Stations , also , Rescue and Medical Teams at full standby ! )
MEANWHILE !
( At an Elevator , a Man in a Red " MEDICAL " Jumpsuit runs into it , followed by a Man in a Blue " RESCUE " Jumpsuit , they close the Elevator and head for Deck D )
BACK HERE !
( Camera jumps to Women's Showers )
NO , HERE ! HERE STUPID !
( Camera goes back to Command Center )
Vito : SIR ! New Contact , it's the Frigrate " Omega Fighter " !
DS : Ahh ! The Yougest Commander in the fleet is on that ship !
LATER.....
Xan : Sir , I did some research on Outpost 173 , first , a virus just broke out when a team returned from that planet...
DS : Thank god I was wearing a suit !
Xan : Then Seth Rex called Red Alert , 3 Admirals with a Res-Med team arrived , soon , a cure appeared ! But weeks later....a Eagle with pilots named Burke and Sanders was blown up after the only two men who didn't catch the disease went to check the planet , that caused Admiral Beno_Yo to call the " Spunk Punk " and " Yankee Doodle " , but the virus caught them too and the cure was given , enough talk , LET'S HAVE AN ACTION SCENE NOW !
( Xan runs put of the room screaming )
DS : Call Outpost 173 !
( 3 Men in Black and Grey Admiral Suits appear on the big-screen )
Beno : Say , It's DS , didn't you blow up that Spaceship full of Richard Simmons clones and attacked a Fleet of Flooders in your Underwear ?
DS : UH.....no !
Vito : Can we go over there ?
Vader : Sure !
Icebreaker : We can have a drink as well , but only DS can go !
DS : Gee.....
LATER...
( On Outpost 173 , Beno enters the Transporter room , puts his Briefcase on a desk , opens it to see the cargo : A UGLY SLUG ! The door opens , Beno shuts the briefcase as Seth enters )
Seth : Things okay ?
Beno : Yep....
LATER....
( DS walks down the OP173 Hallway , Seth , Ice , and Vader behind him )
Seth : I'll get dinner started...
( Seth enters a room )
MEANWHILE !
( Beno and Vito are in a Room )
Beno : So.....THINK FAST !
( Beno picks up a Man that LOOKS like Vito and throws him across the room , Mega and Stealth Raptor 2 , who is wearing a Red Secuity Uniform , punch the alarm )
Computer : SECURITY ALERT , WE HAVE A THUG IN TECHLAB 3 ! TECHLAB 3 !
( Beno picks up Mega and throws him like a Doll )
SR2 : AGGGHHH !
( SR2 turns and jumps over Vito's unconscius body , NO-ONE SEES THAT THE BRIEFCASE HOLDING THE SLUG IS OPEN ! )
Beno : Guards....they get sissy when ever they find someone stronger than them !
( A Green Tranq. Beem strikes Beno 3 Times ! Beno falls over , the holder of the gun is Chief Medical Officer Aragorn 8 )
A8 : HA ! I GOT A GUN , I GOT A GUN !
LATER......
( DS , Vader , Ice , Commander JP3 Girl , and Engineer Dino_Dude are sitting and eating....worms ! DS is getting sick )
Ice : Relax !
( DS turns to leave to find...VITO ! )
Vito : You're not going anywhere !
Vader : You were meant for the Doctor !
Vtio : Vito found me , so Beno had to take him over !
DS : So....luckily this is a Season Final so....CLIF-HANGER !
( Credits and end music start but stop suddenly as Vito pulls out his Weapon , fires a Yellow Stun Beam and hits DD , he goes down , Vader jumps out of his chair , JP3G rises and pulls her gun out , DS pushes her over , Vito Stuns her , Ice fires a Tranq. Beam at Vito )
Vito : ACK !
Ice : Oops , wrong setting.
( DS pulls JP3G's gun out of her hand and shrieks as her mouth opens and a slug crawls out and skitters away ! )
DS : OH MY GOD !
( DS sets the Gun to stun and Stuns Ice , Vader runs out the room , DS and Vito give chase . )
DS : VADER !
( Vader turns and fires his Gun , the Two Alpans dodge the Blue " Laser " Beam and fire both thier Guns , DIRECT HIT ! )
( Vader goes down as his Mouth opens and the Slug escapes , the Alphans chase the slug into a room and see it go into Seth's mouth )
Seth ( Neck Buldging and voice sounding threatening ) : WE SEEK PEACEFUL CO-EXISTANCE !
DS : NEVER !
( DS fires , the Stun blast hits Seth , he goes down , Vito fires a Re-Modulated gun , the Laser blast hits Seth's head and it EXPLODES ! )
Vito : Eww....
( Seth's chest explodes ! Richard Simmons crawls out ! )
Richard : TIME TO JAZZERSIZE !
DS & Vito : AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
( DS and Vito re-modulate thier guns and fire ! Two Red " Atomize " Beams hit Richard and he turns into dust !
DS : And that's the end of that !
Vito ( Looking at watch ) : Dont forget the end of this Season !
DS : Well , see all of you space cadets next- ( Screen Dies )
5/3/2002 9:19:33 PM
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