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    Adventure , The Series ! 1x03 : Gods of the Planet Olymius !
    By Dino-Snore

    ( Starbase 1 is sitting over a Planet , an Eagle flying away from it )

    DS ( Narrative Voice ) : Commander's Star-Log , stardate : 3028382143824789271.10382108321 ! Star-Command has decided to give a name to each of their Mobile Starbases , we have the new name of Alpha now. Plus , we put in a New SECURITY DESK in the Command Center , it's off to the side next to the COMMAND DESK , the OPERATIONS DESK , the SCIENCE DESK , the ENGINEERING DESK , and finally , the CONTROL DECK ! Even as I speak , a Eagle is exploring a nearby planet , Piloted by General Rancor and ParasaurW,

    ( The Eagle enters the Atmosphere )

    PW ( Over Radio ) : Entering the Atmosphere now , Alpha !

    ( They get a look at the Ocean of the Planet )

    Computer : CODE NAME : OLYMPUS.

    GR : Hmm....sounds a little Greeky...

    PW : Scanner Active , checking for Malginite and Tiranium....

    Computer : ALERT , ALERT , GET OFF THE PLANET , REPAT , GET OFF THE PLANET !

    PW : Huh ?

    ( Suddenly , a LARGE FIGURE BURSTS OUT OF THE OCEAN AND IMPALES THE EAGLE WITH A TRIDENT IN IT'S HANDS ! )

    GR : It cant be ! The God......NEPTUNE !

    ( The Eagle is stuck on the Trident like a Fork through a piece of Steak ! )

    PW : I GOTTA GET US OUT OF HERE !

    ( Stock Footage of Dino-Snore's Spacesuited arm pulling back on a Lever . Nothing happens , PW and GR are at work , niether of which are wearing spacesuits )

    PW : ALPHA , WE NEED HELP , SEND HELP ALPHA ! HELPPPPPP !!!!

    MEANWHILE.....

    ( Alpha is still in orbit of Olympus )

    VH ( Over Radio ) : Eagle 5 ? Come in Eagle 5 ! This is Alpha !

    INSIDE....

    ( In command Center , Stealth Raptor 2 is sitting at the Security Desk and going thorugh readouts )

    SR2 : I got something.... It's big....huge sir !

    DS : Where is it !

    SR2 : In the exact location of Eagle 5's beacon !

    DS : Hmm.....now it's time for a RUSHED ACTION SCENE ! I want an Away Team consisting of Me , Vito , Xan ! Oh and have Picard from Security With us !

    SR2 : Shall I prepare for anything ?

    DS : Yes !


    SR2 : SECURITY ALERT ! ALL STANDBY CREWS TO FULL ALERT !

    ( On the Big Screen , 3 Guys in Jumpsuits run down a Hallway )

    PILOTS TO THEIR SHIPS !

    ( 4 Astronauts run down a Hallway in Spacesuits , also on the Big Screen )

    LASER BATTERYS , ACTIVATE AT POINT 1.5 !

    ( On the Screen , A Laser Battery rises out of Alpha )

    Dark Hunter ( Over Radio ) : Laser Battery # 1 , Active !

    ( Eagle on Pad rises out of Alpha )

    Dac ( Over Radio ) : Combat Eagle 5 In Position !

    ( Another Eagle rises )

    Mega T-Rex 14 : Combat Eagle 6 in Position !

    DS : Okay ! Let's go !

    LATER !

    ( In a Hallway , DS , Vito , and Xan move down a Hallway , DS wearing a Red Away Jacket , Vito and Xan have Blue Ones )

    DS : Okay , remember the plan , get the Pilots and leave Picard Behind !

    Xan : RIGHT !

    ( They enter Eagle 2 sitting on the pad , waiting for them is Picard , who is wearing a Orange Away Jacket. )

    Picard : Ready to launch !

    LATER !

    ( Eagle 2 lands next to the wreck of Eagle 5 )

    Picard : Looks like it was....Shish-cabobed !

    ( The Main Characters look at Picard funny , then step outside , Picard waving a Rifle )

    Picard : LOOK OUT !

    ( A rock falls from the sky , Picard fires , the Laser Bolt hits the rock , the Rock starts to disintigrate , but it LANDS on Picard , and he get's disintigrated as well ! )

    VH : Look !

    ( They all look up to find a Giant Cyclops ! )

    Cyclops : Oohh...Johnny Spaceman Action Figures !

    ( The 3 Astronauts pull out Laser Pistols and fire , no effect , excpet they managed to get the cyclops to Fall onto Eagle 2 , Crushing most of it ! )

    DS : And for my next trick.....

    ( The Astronauts get captured and taken to the Cyclop's home , where they find Eagle 5's Flight Crew )

    PW : Commander , look , we're not alone....

    ( They look across the shelf they are on to find 3 People , thier size... )

    DS : Phew !

    ( Cyclops arrives , The 5 Astronauts pull out thier Laser Weapons , set them to FULL POW-POWER , and aim for the Cyclop's Face ! )

    DS : FIRE !

    ( They Fire , then suddenly , they end up back at the Eagle wreck... with the Natives )

    Native 1 : Hello , I'm Zan !

    Native 2 : Hello , I'm Jan !

    Native 3 : Actually , they are Idiots ! Name's Bill , Billy Fraser ! And you are !

    DS : STAY BACK YOU SAVAGES !

    ( DS and Company run into Eagle 5's wreck and start to work on something )

    Xan : I think I can get the Pod from Eagle 5 Ready....

    LATER....

    ( The Pod seperates , and The 3 Natives cling on to the Bottom )

    Bill ( Climbing onto the front of the Pod like a Fly ) : HEY , YOU FORGOT US !

    DS : AGGGHHHH !!!!!

    ( The Pod crashes into a city of somesort )

    Zan : Wow , that was fun !

    ( Zan has been Impaled on a Stick )

    Xan : Belive me sir , I have NO Relation to these people ! Watch !

    ( Xan pulls out his Lightsaber , Ignites it and chops off Jan's head )

    Xan : See ?

    DS : Guess your right...

    ( Horn blows in the distance )

    Bill : Uh Oh.....THEY ATTACK !

    ( In the Distance , the sounds of Giants Laughing are heard )

    Bill : We're defenceless !

    ( DS points at a Snowspeeder from " Empire Strikes Back " )

    DS : What about that ?

    Bill : That's an Antique.

    DS : Does it still work ?

    Bill : Yeah !

    LATER...

    ( DS , in Snowspeeder Flight Gear , sits in the Pilot seat of the Speeder , Bill is in the back )

    DS : Liftoff !

    ( They Lift off )

    Bill : HERE THEY COME !

    ( They see warriors and easily fry them with The Turbo Lasers )

    DS : OVER THERE !

    ( Ahead of him is ZEUS ! )

    DS : Okay , I'm gonna pull the " Wedgie Manuever " !

    ( He increases speed )

    DS : FIRE HARPOON !

    ( Bill fires the Harpoon )

    DS : GOOD SHOT , JACKSON !

    Bill : YOU MEAN " JANSON " ?

    DS : YEAH !

    ( They circle the God untill.... )

    Bill : ALLRIGHT , LET HER GO !

    DS : DETACH CABLE !

    Bill : CABLE DETACHED !

    ( DS looked behind him to see Zeus fall , but he never saw the trees in front of him )

    LATER....

    ( DS and Bill , both covered head to toe in Bandages , are standing in front of an Eagle made from the Pieces of Eagles 2 and 5 , along with parts of the Snowspeeder )

    DS : Once again , we are gonna have a rushed ending...goodbye !

    ( They all step into the Eagle and liftoff , FREEZE-FRAME of the Eagle's Engine Sputtering ! )

    4/19/2002 11:02:45 PM

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