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Jurassic Krap 3: part 8
By CeratosPit
SpLASH! Paul and Amanda landed in the pool after their narrow escape from the velocirapper. Alan helped them out.
Alan: What happened to you guys?
Paul: We were attacked by an offensive ghetto stereotype dinosaur!
Alan: A Velocirapper! There's one upstairs!?
Amanda: Was. A nice shark came by and ate it. We have to get out of here! Hey, where's Billy?
Alan: Exploring the Hotel... Oh My Gosh! BILLY!
*Alan turns around to go back into the building and find his friend just as Billy steps back out*
Billy: Hey guys. I was just taking some incriminating photographs. Did I miss something?
Alan: Are you alright? What's that? *point's to the camera in Billy's hand which has a nasty rash*
Billy: Yeah, Im fine. I just got bitten by a sPider that jumped out of a microwave oven.
Alan: Where didja get the camera?
Billy: Oh, this? I found it.
Amanda: That's OUR camera! I lend it to Eric the day he locked himself in his-- I mean ran away.
Paul: Maybe there's something on it.
*Billy plays the video inside. There's an attractive woman taking her clothes off and getting ready to take a shower*
Paul: Heh heh. Boys will be boys.
*The woman continues to get naked and Paul's voice come's on.*
Paul's VO: Oh, yeah, that's right Ms.Kelly. No one's watching.
*Everybody looks at Paul, who giggles nervously.
Paul: Heh heh. The kid's growing up so fast. He's even starting to sound like me.
Amanda: This video was shot when he was 6!
Paul: Yeah, but, you know, nobody ever sounds like themselves on video!
Paul VO: That's right Ms.Kelly, no one except for me. Paul Kirby!
Alan: Oh, just forward it!
*Billy forwards the video til it reaches the Jungle footage*
Alan: Here, this should be it. Hit play.
*Tape plays*
Narrator: Last week as you recall, Eric Kirby and Dr.Ben crash landed on a strange island where they discovered a robot in a laboratory, and various dinosaurs in the jungle!
Ben: Come along, Eric my boy, don't dawdle.
Eric: I'm going as fast as I can Dr.Ben, but we have to slow down for the robot. Why are you making him carry all the stuff anyway?
Ben: Yes, well as you know, my back has been a disaster area lately. Now hurry up you nickle-plated ninny!
*bubble headed robot come's into view carrying various items*
Robot: This does not compute!
Ben: Silence you metallic moron!
Robot:*dropping everything* Danger, Eric Kirby! Danger!
Eric: Dr.Ben! Look Out!
Ben: *Girly scream* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
*video ends*
Billy: Well so much for that.
Grant: Yes, we had better leave now, before something bad happens.
*Suddenly, the candygram shark is thrown into the pool. He is followed by the rapper*
Rapper: *swimming* Now how did y'all know I like seafood?
*Grant and the gang run into the hotel back towards the Entrance, followed closely by the reptillian rapper. Billy trips on the rug as everybody else get's the hell out. The Velocirapper jumps into the air and is about to land on Billy when--THWIP!-- a sPider web shoots out of Billy's hand and traps the reptile.*
Rapper: What the-- aw heeeeeeeell no!
*Grant comes back in ad helps Billy to his feet. They both run outside*
Rapper: YO, WHERE MAH DOGS AT? ARF! ARF!
Drant: *looking back* He's calling for help!
Billy: Come on!
*The velocirappers call echoes out into the jungle, where the other raptors here it*
Velimeyraptor: I daresay old chaps, it would appear that out 'macked out' comrade is in Peril! Tallyho!
To Be Continued!
1/29/02 11:15:31 PM
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