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Jurassic Krap 3: part 13
By CeratosPit
Last Time...
Paul Kirby heard his melodic Sat phone ring and everybody stood staring. Paul turned around to see what everybody was looking at. And sPykosaurus ancienticus' scowling face was staring back at him! Now, as you may have so far gathered, Paul was the dumbest human on the isand. So it will come as no surprise that he pried open sPyko's jaws to answer the call.
Paul: Hello? Ya got Paul Kirby.
Teenager: Hello? *snickers* Um, yeah. Is there like, a Jack Ingoff there with you? *snickers*
Paul: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, are any of you guys Jack Ingoff? Is somebody Jack Ingoff around here? *Paul looks around to notice that he is alone. Grant, Billy, Amanda and Eric have all run off down hill. Mr.Kirby realizes he should join them* I'll hafta call you back.
sPykosaurus: RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!
*The deafening roar blows Mr.Kirby away and he hit's the ground running, trying to catch up with the group. sPykosaurus gives chase*
Grant: Billy! There's a gap in the fence up ahead! If you could just make it...
Billy: Sorry, Alan! It's too far awy! Looks like we're gonna have to pull a Timmy!
Grant: Oh, Lord no!
Eric: What does "Pulling a Timmy mean?
*Billy, Paul and Amanda climb up to the top of the fence and step over to climb back down. But Billy loses his footing and slips! He dangles to a bar by his grip alone, as Paul and Amanda reach their son. sPykosaurus keeps getting closer*
Grant: Billy! Jump!
Billy: Alright I'll just...WHOA, THAT'S HIGH! Uh, hey Alan, listen, I'm gonna count to thirty first, alright?
Grant: Billy, don't be a Moron!
Billy: One...
Amanda: Jump, Billy!
Billy: Two...
Eric: What's he doing?
Billy: Three...
sPyko: ROOOOOOOAAAAR!!!
Billy: Four...
Jack Ingoff: Hi, I'm Jack. Were there any calls for me while I was gone?
Billy: Five...
Paul: Yeah, there was this kid, I didn't get his name, but...
Billy: Six...
sPyko: RRRRRRROOOOOAAAARRR!!!
Billy: Seven...
Grant: Is it just me, or is that dinosaur, like, REALLY slow?
Billy: Alan!?
*sPykosaurus, out of breath, takes a break and leans against the fence*
Grant: WHAT!?
Billy: What comes after seven?
Grant: Eigh.. I mean, uh, Twenty Nine!
Billy: Thanks! Twenty Nine...
sPyko: Aw, man I need to exercise more.
Billy: Thirty!
*Billy jumps and lands on Jack Ingoff, crushing and killing him. sPykosaurus tries (in vain) to break down the fence*
Grant: Billy, that was downright stupid! Why didn't you head for the hole in the fence like I told you?
Billy: We woulda never made it in time! Besides, even if did reach that little gap, what if we got stuck?
*sPykosaurus listens to them curiously. He walks over to the hole in the fence, about 15ft from where Billy and the Kirbys scaled it. Lowering his head, he steps right through the opening*
Amanda: So. Whose up for running?
*The survivors scramble with sPykosaurus hot on their trails. Grant sPots an observation building standing at the edge of a cliff. Grant, Billy, Paul, Amanda and Eric run inside. A sabretooth cat follows them. sPykosaurus then comes in last. Paul steps out, places an empty milk bottle on the stoop and goes back inside. sPyko steps out with the smilodon in his arms, puts it down on the stoop, goes back inside, and closes the door behind. Looking a little pissed, the feline leaps back in through the window. A moment later, he opens the door, drops sPyko on his ass, and locks the dinosaur outside. Now, sPyko looks pissed*
sPyko: *banging on the door* WWWWWIIIIIIILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Back inside, the Kirby family has a touching reunion and Billy notices something of his in Grant's possession*
Billy: Alan! Hey, wow man, you saved my bag! Heh heh, awesome! So, can I like, you know, um, get it back now? Please?
Grant: Ah, yes of course. I was actually just about to return to--
Billy: DAMMIT, GRANT! JUST GIVE ME BACK THE FREAKIN' BAG! IT'S NOT SAFE!
Just what DOES Billy have in the bag?
2 B Continued...
2/16/2002 9:39:43 PM
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