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Jurassic Krap 3: part 10
By CeratosPit
Grant watched a couple of raptors that stayed behind from a large tree stump. He wondered why the raptors were so pissed off. Would they present a threat to him? And what were they saying. He crouched down and pulled out a pair of binoculars from his pocket. Maybe he could study their body language. He gets back up and peeks through a hole in the bark. Through the binoculars he sees the Velimeyraptor looking his way.
Grant: Uh oh. I hope I haven't been sPotted.
*Grant continues looking at the creature whose now, appearently, standing only 5 feet away and looking back at the paleontologist!*
Meanwhile...
*Team Raptor continues gloating over their capture of the other three humans*
Paul: You'll never get away with this!
Vanessaraptor: Oh, but we already have!
Velocirupert: And now we're gonna hand you over to the boss!
Smurth: That's right!
Amanda: *sigh* Well, as long as we're making anime references...*She faces her hands towards each other and creates a glowing ball* KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Team Raptor: Hmm?
Amanda: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN...
Smurth: What's that?
Amanda: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Billy: Uhhhh
Amanda: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN...
Paul: Ohhh
Amanda: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*Amanda releases a glowing blast of concussive energy from her hands, the Kamandamanda, that blows Team Raptor away, and breaks open the cage*
Vanessa: It looks like...
Rupert: Team Raptor's...
Smurth: Busting Ass Agaaaaaaaiiiinnn!
*PING*
Amanda: Well, that took a lot out of me.
Paul: In that case you should get some rest, honey.
Billy: Then we better go back up the tree. We'll be safest up there.
*So the weary trio climbs the nearest, and breanchiest tree as the sun begins to set*
Elsewhere...
*Alan was tied up and being lowered unnecessarilly slowly into a pot of boiling water by the hungry raptors*
Alan: Asses to you! Eat me and you'll be poisoned, you Velocibastards!
Limey: Are you implying that you become venomous once you're deceased and consumed?
Alan: I have HIV! A drop of my blood is deadlier than cobra venom!
Limey: We've discovered a cure for you Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
Grant: Really?
Limey: Well, we ARE smarter than dolphins, or whales. Smarter than primates.
Grant: Um, can I have some then?
Limey: Certainly. *Motions for a raptor to come fourth and shoot a blowgun into Alan's neck. The dart cures him*
Grant: Wow! I feel better already! Thanks!
Limey: Your welcome. Consider it your last request.
*And so, Grant continues to descend into the Raptors' pot of IMPENDING DOOM!*
2 B continued...
PS, Happy AIDS Awareness Week, Everyone!
2/5/02 6:11:08 PM
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