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Jurassic Juveniles
By CeratosPit
So this one time, Alan Grant Ran into the dreaded sPinosaurus! But he wasn't afraid. He told the dinosaur...
Alan: I will shoot you Dinosaur with my gun.
sPinosaurus: I love you.
Gun: Meow!
*Alan shot the sPinosaurus, but instead of killing the beast, it only made him dance*
sPinosaurus: I'm dancing!
Alan: Oh no this is a dancing gun!
*Thinking quickly, our paleontologist pal whips out a lovely bouquet of green roses*
Alan: Ok have these roses.
sPinosaurus: They're pretty!
Roses: BLAM!
*The bouquet of roses kill the sPinosaurus who falls back*
Alan: Ha Ha I am bad!
sPinosaurus: Oh no I am dead!
Alan: I am going home to eat food.
sPinosaurus: Wait Please My tummy hurts.
Alan: That is because you are dead.
sPinosaurus: Why am I dead?
Alan: You are dead because you are not alive. Silly Silly sPinosaurus
sPinosaurus: Why am I not anymore alive anymore?
Alan: That is because you are dead.
sPinosaurus: Why am I dead?
Alan: You are dead because my magical flowers made you not alive anymore.
sPinosaurus: Oh ok Why did your flowers make me not alive anymore?
Alan: Because I hate you I don't like you.
sPinosaurus: I am sad.
Alan: Why are you sad?
sPinosaurus: Because you don't like me and you hate me.
Alan: Don't be sad.
sPinosaurus: Ok lets be friends.
Alan: Ok.
THE END!
8/29/2002 9:33:15 PM
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