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InGen High part 23
By CeratosPit
“I wonder what could’ve scared that Ceratosaur like that?” El pondered.
“I don’t know.” Al said. “But I’m up for finding out. It might help us get out of this building in one piece!”
“What if it was a bigger, meaner dinosaur?” Billy inquired.
“That’s a bridge we’ll cross when we get to it.” Al told him, leading the way. When they made it to the cafeteria, Al peeked in through the glass windows on the doors. There were no dinosaurs inside, only some barely visible humans behind the counter on the other side of the dark cafeteria.
“Guys!” Al called as he stepped in. “Thank God you’re alright!” He and his group went up to the counter towards the other kids.
“Yeah, we’re cool.” Nick told them. “Except for poor Roland. It got him.”
“Oh.” Al said. “I’m sorry to hear that. Rob got eaten too.”
“Who said I got eaten?” Roland’s voice sobbed from behind the counter. He stood up with his skin and clothes burned and his scalp was completely hairless. “I’m bloody bald, you son of a bitch!”
Al’s group couldn’t help but snicker. Roland’s beautiful, flowing locks were gone.
“Oh, man.” Nash laughed. “Don’t worry Mr. Clean, it’ll grow back!”
“Yeah, but in the meantime, you look Vin Diesel-licious.” Mandy quipped.
Billy shook his head. “Nah, man. He looks more like a young Patrick Stewart!”
Roland watched them all with a stone face. “Yo, if the steroid lizards don’t kill you beedin’ mofos, than I will.”
Suddenly, their attention was all drawn to some old green Jell-O. It was shaking as if to heavy footsteps. Seconds later, they could feel the footsteps themselves. Something was getting close to them. Something Big! But where was it? They all soon noted the door to the kitchen behind Roland. Everyone stepped back out from behind the counter. The doorknob twisted. Was this another raptor? No, it felt too heavy to be a raptor. The kitchen door slowly opened to reveal… Dennis Nedry.
“Uh, hello.” Dennis said with ripped clothes and food stains on his face. “I didn’t think anyone else was here…”
“Dennis?” Nick said. “What the Hell are you doing here, man?”
Dennis wasn’t sure what to say at first, but then answered, “I should ask you all the same question. But I won’t. I’ll just say that I was trapped here earlier by a monster chicken lizard.”
“Somehow, I find that pretty, ah, normal tonight.” Ian said. “How long have you been in there?”
“Oh, it’s felt like days.” Dennis whined. “When I snapped the monster chicken’s neck in a death-struggle, I discovered that I was locked in the building. So I dragged this thing over to the kitchen and had it grilled over an open--”
“Hold on.” El said. “Locked in the building? What were you doing here after everybody left.”
Dennis didn’t want them to figure out that that he sabotaged the science projects, but they were getting close. He had to think of a good alibi. “I, uh, fell asleep in the cafeteria. Yeah, that’s the stuff. Hey, who‘s hungry? They‘ve got some good food back there.”
“Well, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t.” Al admitted. Everyone else agreed and they followed Dennis into the kitchen. Little did they know that they were being watched by the four raptors at the cafeteria doors.
Elsewhere on the second floor, in a Janitor’s closet, Principal Hammond was trying to scratch a hole next to the door knob with a screwdriver. “Don’t worry boys, I saw this on MacGyver. Now, all I need is a rubber ducky and some Mountain Dew.” He held his hand out to the four boys behind him.
Mark pulled out a one liter bottle of Mountain Dew and Juanito took something out of his pocket. “Yo, alls I got is a rubber fossilized mosquito, B. That cool?”
“Not a problem, my boy.” Hammond said taking both items. He poured the soda all over the mosquito toy. He then stuffed it into the small hole he carved and lit a match, putting it into the squeaker. “Close your ears boys! The explosion will be deafening!” Hammond then dropped to the floor and covered his head with his arms. The boys just sat there expecting nothing and that what Hammond.
“Uh, Principal Hammond?” Joey asked. “I don’t think Mountain Dew is flammable.”
Mark moved over to the door knob. “Let me try something.” Mark turned the doorknob and pushed. To little surprise, it opened. “Principal Hammond, have you been pulling this whole time?”
Hammond sweated a bit. “No?” he said with a grin.
Mark opened the door all the way. The Ceratosaurus that lied dead before them was now a skeleton covered with a swarm of little green dinosaurs. “Daaaaaamn, I can’t believe it, homes.” Juanito said. “You thought Mountan Dew was flammable? Tch, that’s stupid, B!”
“Good Lord.” Steve said. “What are those things.”
“Isn’t it obvious?” Hammond asked. “Once the magical alligator killed the other monster, she laid a thousand eggs in it’s corpse for them to feed on, just like Zebras!”
“You think they’ll eat us, ese?” Juanito asked.
“Not if we run fast enough!” Hammond answered, getting up. “Come on, boys!” Hammond swung the door wide open and ran down the hall like a madman. Realizing that there was no point in staying exposed in the closet, the boys followed him. Only about a hundred compies gave chase.
Back in the Cafeteria kitchen, the gang of fifteen feasted on sandwiches they made and nachos. The nachos ruled. El went over to Dennis, hungering for something else. “Say, Dennis? Are there any of those delicious jelly croissants around here?”
“Oh, I ate most of those with some ketchup and chocolate.” he told her. “But, yeah, I think I left one over there in that breadbox.” He pointed to the far end of the kitchen.
“Thanks, Dennis.” she smiled. “You’re a life saver!”
Nedry snickered at the irony. If it wasn’t for him, they would probably all still be alive. El started walking towards the breadbox, but before she crossed half the distance, Mandy pulled it out and took a big bite. “Hey!” El said angrily. “That was my croissant!”
“I didn’t see your name on it.” Mandy told her. “You want the second half?”
“No, cuz you got your black lipstick all over it now!” El complained. Mandy just shrugged and finished her meal. El had a look of disbelief on. “What the Hell?“
“You said you didn’t want it!”
“No, that’s not the point! You knew that I wanted the last croissant in the first place and you ate it just to piss me off!”
Mandy couldn’t help but chuckle as she shook her head. “Alright El, you got me! You totally got me. When I woke up this morning, as I do every other, I wrote down a list of ten ways to piss you off and I acted them out accordingly as the day moved along. Stealing your croissant was number four on that list.”
El was just disgusted by this. She attempted to slap Mandy, but was blocked by the punk girl’s quick reflex. Mandy looked pretty pleased with herself but in an unanticipated move, El dropped to her feet, sPun around and knocked Mandy clear off her big black boots. Suddenly, all the guys glued their eyes to the scene. This was gonna be fun to watch!
El looked got up and looked down at her surprised opponent. “I know Kung Fu.” she said with a smile.
“Show me.” Mandy solemnly said. And in another unforeseen move, she jumped up off her back and delivered a devastating kick to the popular girl’s torso. El went flying back and landed in a large pot of chocolate syrup. The guys bit down on their fists as she arose, drenched in sweet chocolate. Mandy smiled a somewhat sinister half smile.
“So you like jelly croissants too?” El asked. She picked up the lid of the pot and hurled it at Mandy’s head. Mandy ducked of course, but the lid crashed into the shelf behind her. On top of the shelf was a large pot of grape jelly, which fell off and landed on young Amanda, drenching her in purple. “Now all you need are the croissants!”
Mandy angrily lunged at El, who would’ve avoided the attack had she not been covered in chocolate. Both girls were much less coordinated now that they were slimed. So what might have started out as an impressive disPlay of martial arts had now basically become a mud wrestling match. And the guys watching wouldn’t have had it any other way. Only Sarah was disPleased.
“Guys, we have to stop them!” Sarah reasoned. “What if the dinosaurs hear them?”
Almost on cue, the four raptors burst into the kitchen, screeching like banshees. Sarah screamed and ran out the back door. The raptors surrounded the eleven drooling guys… and Kat… and hissed angrily at them. Strangely, they didn’t move. They all just grinned like jackasses. The four raptors then saw Mandy rip off El’s tank top as El ripped off Mandy’s plaid skirt and realized there was more fun stuff to do with these things then hunt them. Three of the raptors sat down and watched the catfight unfold, but the Alpha male didn’t understand what was the nature of their fondness watching these two females of a different sPecies do battle. He stood in front of them and waved his clawed hand in front of their eyes.
Nash grew angry at the distracting dinosaur. “Dammit move, sucka! We‘re tryin‘ to watch these two fly white bitches slap the shit out of each other!”
The Alpha raptor just shook his head and went over to the back door to follow Sarah.
2 B continued...
3/18/2003 12:21:01 AM
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