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InGen High part 21
By CeratosPit
Later, the gang waded through the hallway when the water level receded to a little over one foot. They didn’t really have a plan, so they headed in the direction of the hallway entrance. Al and Sarah carried Ian by the shoulders and he slowly came to as they moved through the hallway.
“Remind me to thank Principal Hammond for a lovely evening.” he mumbled.
“Ian! Are you alright?” Sarah asked.
“The next time I decide to, ah, do anything involving a dinosaur, a fishing boat and fire extinguisher,” he instructed her, “Please talk me out of it.”
Sarah smiled. Then Billy asked him something. “What if the boat catches fire while a dinosaur attacks it?”
“Billy, look at me.” Ian told him. “Chances are, ah, nonexistent that will ever happen to you once we get out of this school. Al, on the other hand, will probably stumble into that situation.”
Al chuckled at the little prediction. “Ian, I think that crash hit you a little too hard.”
“I’ll be the judge of that.” Ian told him. “By the way, ah, where are we going?”
“We’re going to take our chances back outside.” El said. “It’s better than being trapped in the building. At least out there we can make a run for it.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Ian cautioned. “YOU guys can make a run for it. I can barely, ah, walk on my own. I think I busted my, ah, hip or something.”
“You rather we leave your injured ass here to die, Malcolm?” Roland asked.
“Ah, no. I would rather we find a safer way to get out. Maybe on the, ah, roof or something. We could build some sort of signal fire, maybe. Get the attention of some rescue choppers.”
Billy raised an eyebrow at his plan. “Well as fun as that sounds, man, nobody wants to sPend a second longer in this school than they have to. And the exit is right around this corner!”
Mandy sniffed the air. “Anybody else smell dookie?”
The kids turned left at the corner ahead of them to face the doors to the school which some of them had entered a little over an hour ago. What they didn’t expect to see, however were two mountains of dinosaur excrement right outside blocking their way. They were again, trapped.
“Those are two big piles of shit.” Ian noted.
“Well, I guess this explains why school kept flooding.” Nick said. “The water had no way out.”
“Eww.” El realized. “We’re standing in crap water!”
Everyone groaned in disgust and made sickened remarks. “I guess this means we’re heading up to the roof like Ian said.” Rob told them. They all turned back and headed towards the nearest staircase which was only a few doors down. A few doors that one of them would never walk past.
Bursting from the doors of the gymnasium on their left, a Ceratosaur’s massive jaws grabbed Eddie Carr and lifted him high up in the air. From behind the first Ceratosaur, a second one stepped out and walked up to his face. She bit down on one of Eddie’s legs and they began to pull him apart. “Whoa!” Eddie yelled. “This sucks! And, uh, I left a million bucks in the--” But the stoner kid was ripped apart down the center before he could finish.
The teens were too frightened to mourn the immediate loss of their friend. The attack came so swiftly, that they scarcely realized they were being sPlit up by the dinosaurs. Al, El, Billy, Mandy, Paul, Rob, Cooper, and Nash ran up the stairs they initially headed for, while Sarah and Nick carried Ian in the other direction, followed by Roland, Kat, Zim and Mike. They ran the staircase across from the blocked entrance.
Accordingly, the first Ceratosaur followed the first group of kids while his cohort chased the other group. Al and his friends reached the second floor and ran into the girls bathroom. It was, um, closer. Muldoon was the last one inside, and because the Ceratosaur was barely five feet behind him, he tried to shut the door in his pursuer’s face. But the powerful head of the dinosaur rammed into the pink door with such an impact, that it sent Rob flying across the room and he crashed through the window on the other side!
Ceratosaurus tried to squeeze through the doorway, but unlike the gym’s, this one was just too small for him to pass. As he growled in frustration, Paul Kirby slowly walked up to him. In what must’ve been a first for the boy, Paul had a serious look on his face. “You ate my best friend, A-hole.” Paul whipped out another can of beans. Instead of throwing them this time, he pulled the tab, opened the lid and ate the contents like Popeye would to sPinach. Ceratosaurus didn’t know what the boy was up to, so he kept snapping away at the air, trying to get to him.
“Mandy. Your lighter please.” Paul said with his hand out. The Punk girl wasn’t quite sure what he was up to, but damn it, she was interested enough to find out for once. Paul caught her lighter, turned his back to the menacing chops of the dinosaur, pulled down the back of his underwear (which, to those of you who don’t know, was all he wore. I’m not sure if I mentioned that), bent over, ignited the lighter in front of his ass and blew a loud magnificent fart!
However, the flame only grew about three inches for two seconds. It only seemed to confuse the Ceratosaur. El rolled her eyes. “Paul! Beans don’t provide enough methane to produce a flame large enough to do any serious damage! Broccoli works much better!” El suddenly found herself to be the center of attention. “What? I heard it from a friend.”
Ceratosaurus took two sniffs of Paul’s gas, blinked and casually walked away, having lost all interest. The door slowly swung it’s self closed. Back at the window, Rob was hanging from his fingertips on the sill. They finally slipped but a second later, his wrists were grabbed by the powerful hands of Cooper. One of the hands was stronger than the other, but let’s not get into that. Muldoon was surprised to see the one person in the school who probably hated him most come to his rescue. Perhaps their ordeal had brought them all together more than he realized.
“Bet you never thought you’d wind up saving my bum, eh?” Rob said with a half smile.
A grin took shape on Cooper’s lips. “Yeah. Save.”
Al, who was half inside a toilet stall noticed the water in the bowl vibrate a little bit. Back at the window, the school bully swung his enemy by the wrists and released him into the jaws of the sPinosaurus quietly approaching them from below. Muldoon was too surprised to even let out a good scream before the sPinosaurus devoured him. “Darn it.” Cooper said with little emotion. “He slipped.”
sPinosaurus realized that there were tasty humans in that building, so he lifted his head and stuck his snout into the broken window. Everybody knew that his head could easily break through the wall, so they backed up to the door.
“Hey, Paul?” El asked. “You’re sure that thing is gone, right?”
“Yeah.” He said. “It went back downstairs.”
Billy was the first to step out of the girl’s room. “Good. Then let’s leave this forbidden room behind and never sPeak of it again!” But two feet outside, Billy paused, came back in and shut the door with a frightened look on his face.
“What’s wrong?” Al asked. “I thought the Ceratosaur left?”
“It did.” Billy said holding his back against the door. “But the raptors have entered the building, and they now know we‘re in here.”
2 B Continued...
3/13/2003 11:43:13 PM
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