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Escape From Explosion Island!
By CeratosPit
*The story begins at the backyard loboratory outside of Dr. Zanzibar Scientist's shack in the jungle. Dr. Zanzibar is seen arbitrarily mixing chemicals and humming a cheery tune when her frantic young assistant comes rushing over with papers in hand*
Bogey: Dr. Scientist! Dr. Scientist! I have terrible news!
Zanzibar: Have the clowns escaped again, Bogey?
Bogey: No! Even worse! According to these computer readouts I'm holding, Explosion Island is going to...*pause for dramatic effect*...explode!
Zanzibar:...Explode? THIS Explosion Island. The one that we're on. Ka-Boom? Well that's ridiculous! How can an island explode?
Bogey: Remember that Nucular reactor we built on Mt. Volcano last summer?
Zanzibar: OH! Right! Ha ha! That was one crazy summer, Bogey. What WERE we thinking?
*doorbell rings*
Bogey: WHO IS IT?
Zombie King: *offstage* ZOMBIE KING!
Bogey: Oh it's that awful Zombie King and his army of Zombie girlfriends!
Zanzibar: So it is. Come on out back! We're in the lab!
*The villainous looking Zombie King swaggers onstage with four zombie girls on leashes*
Zombie King: Zanzy! Bogey! What's good, party people?
Bogey: Well, I'll tell you what's NOT good, Explosion Island is about to...explode!
Zombie King:...That a fact? Is it the, uh...
Zanzibar: Nucular reactor on the volcano, yeah.
Zombie King: Of course. I was having such a good day, too. Look, far be it from me to talk to you about dangerously stupid ideas, I've made a doomsday devices that backfired on...
Zombie girl #1: Rahh! Brains!
Zombie King: Not now, Amber. Where was I?
Zanzibar: Listen, Donald, we need to get off this island and my helicopter is in the shop for repairs. Can we use your airship?
Zombie King: Hmm, not gonna happen. I sold it to the Dinosaur people on the other side of the jungle. I needed to pay off a few expenses.
Zombie Girl #2: Rahh! May already be winner! Subscribe magazine! Rahh!
Zombie King: Quiet Amber!
Zanzibar: Then we've no choice! We'll trek across the jungle to the valley of the Dinosaur People! We'll borrow their airship and make our escape! Our escape...from Explosion Island!
Zombie King: Can we eat something first? I missed brunch.
Zanzibar: How much time do we have?
Bogey: About a half hour.
Zanzibar: Yeah, we can do a quick snack.
Zombie girl #3: Rahh! Brains!
Zanzibar: There are some fresh clowns in the basement.
END OF ACT 1
4/11/2007 2:59:45 PM
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