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Myassic Fart - Part 3
By Carnotaur3
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Narrator sits in a comfortable chair.
NARRATOR
Now, as we all know, something is going to happen that will change the course of history…
He cut off by a man saying, from the audience:
MAN
You suck!
Narrator jumps up.
NARROTOR
You want to take outside you dick head?
MAN
Your on!
Narrator says to the audience.
NARRATOR
Be back in a couple of hours! You shit! I’ll kill you!
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EXT. COSTA RICAN BEACH – DAY
At a restaurant, NEDRY THE HUT sits with his food on his table. He starts to gobble it down quickly when he sees DODGON.
NEDRY THE HUT
Yo, SEX machine!
Dodgon feels uncomfortable and sits down quickly.
DODGON
You shouldn’t use my nickname!
Nedry the Hut looks around.
NEDRY THE HUT
Sex machine, we have a sex machine here!
A woman calls from underneath a table.
WOMAN
One under here too.
Nedry the Hut smiles.
NEDRY THE HUT
See nobody care. Even if we did have hot steamy flaming homosexual sex.
Dodgon grins.
DODGON
I was drunk that night.
Nedry the Hut smiles.
NEDRY THE HUT
Sure you were.
DODGON
Let’s get down to business. 15 big ASSED species you need to get off the island.
Hut squeals like a pig and starts to crap in his chair when he gets the big brown bag.
DODGON
You think you can do this?
NEDRY THE HUT
I’ll get em all. How am I supposed to transport them?
Dodgon takes out a dildo from his bag.
DODGON
The head screws off…
He squeals again.
DODGON
Then you just stick the embryos into the dildo.
NEDRY THE HUT
Wow, can I use it for other things.
DODGSON
You disgusting blob.
NEDRY THE HUT
What I do?
3/3/2002 12:57:44 PM
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