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Myassic Fart - PART 1
By Carnotaur3
MYASSIC FART
A CARNOTAUR 3 and VITO HARDY
COLLABERATION
EXT. TORONTO RAPTOR PEN – NIGHT
ROBERT MULHEAD stood, watching the raptor box head towards the pen. His face was disgusted when he smelled the gassy odor in the air.
MULHEAD
Damn you, Toronto!
Through the cage, the raptor seemed to grin, then said:
TORONTO RAPTOR #1
NO, damn you, Mulhead.
The cage came to rest on the concrete platform. JEFFRY came to open the door to the pen.
Mulhead asked for all guards to be ready if anything should happen. The guards held their stun guns up.
As JEEFRY opened the crate, the Toronto Raptor #1 ran fast and the box jolted back, knocking JEEFRY down on the ground.
JEEFRY felt his body being pulled into the box, the raptor was holding him by the foot, and it seemed he was pulling him into. Um… Something BIG!
JEEFRY
AHHHH!!!
He screamed!
Mulhead ran for his rescue.
MULHEAD
SHOOT HER!!!
He said, as JEEFRY was being pulled up the raptor’s ASS!
MULHEAD
My Goodness. The raptor is probing itself with the gate keeper.
GUARD
Sexual explicate scenes, no children aloud!
The raptor got the gate keepers head up it’s butt.
INT. ASS – DARK
JEEFRY screamed as the dung swirled all over his head. The crap moving down his throat.
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NARRATER
HOLY shit! This is disgusting, cut to something else, please!
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Back to Mulhead.
MULHEAD
Shoot her! The raptor is about to suffocate him.
As the raptor engulfed JEEFREY’S body, we
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EXT. COSTA RICA – DAY
The hot dry air was terrible for GENARROW’S condition, yet he pushed on in the jungle trail.
He finally found the man he was looking for.
GENARROW
Too son ya!
(Your mother is a fat cow!)
Genarrow is reading a Costa Rican language book.
The Costa Rican laughed.
COSTA RICAN
(His language in English)
You don’t understand a single Costa Rican language do you?
GENARROW
I’m looking for Juan Hammond!
COSTA RICAN
(His language in English)
Your mom has nice tits.
The Costa Rican laughs. Genarrow shrugs and laughs with him.
COSTA RICAN
(His language in English)
Your mom’s is the best.
They both start to laugh again.
COSTA RICAN
(Now starts to speak English)
So you’re looking for Juan Hammond, eh?
GENARROW
Yes.
COSTA RICAN
Sorry to say, he’s not here.
GENARROW
I established a special meeting with him, and he want even bother to see me.
COSTA RICAN
He has no time. His asses…errrr, dream park is in the works. But he told me to tell you that your invited to see it with a group of scientists.
3/2/2002 11:41:06 PM
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