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--Myassic Fart-- Reposted (Part 2)
By Carnotaur3
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INT. CHOPPER - DAY
The helicopter roars through the air.
IAN SUCKUM sits next to GENNARROW and across from him is JAUN HAMMOND, ELLIE ASSLER, and ALAN CANT
SUCKUM
So, you two, um dig in…dig in dino asses?
ELLIE laughs.
CANT
Trying to…
IAN LAUGHS.
HAMMOND
You’ll have to excuse Dr. Suckum, he suffers of Bisexual feelings, expecially for a methamatician.
SUCKUM
Chaoition. I study why Chaos happens when you have a juicy ass right in front of you.
ELLIE
Interesting.
SUCKUM
Same to say about Juan’s little science project.
HAMMOND
I have my views on the matter thank you very much…
IAN grabs HAMMOND’S leg and goes into his pants.
HAMMOND (cont’d)
Now I wish you didn’t do that.
HAMMOND laughs it off.
SUCKUM
Mrs. Assler I refuse to believe you don’t know about asses.
ELLIE
I know about a lot of things, Suckum.
The CHOPPER enters an island.
HAMMOND
There it is?
HAMMOND looks out the window. A fat scaly ass is smudged up against the window.
CANT
That’s a Pteranodon! Aren’t they beautiful. They were my fav. When I was a kid.
The ASS breaks the window and starts to engulf GENNARROW.
GENNARROW
Oh they are beautiful alright.
CANT
Your lucky enough to get that close.
GENNARROW screams and dies in the ass.
HAMMOND
He’s supposed to live until the Rex eats him.
SUCKUM
What can you say. I’ve been saying it all along. FAT ASSES FIND A WAY!
CANT
How’d you do this?
HAMMOND
I’ll show you.
SNOT starts to drip from HAMMONDS nose.
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INT. VISITOR CENTER – DAY
They go in the visitor center.
HAMMOND
Welcome to MYASSIC FART PARK. This is the most advanced amusement parks in the world. And I’m not talking about rides…everyboy’s got rides. No this baby’s got some sweet dino ass. Probe them and do anything to them.
CANT
What the hell you talking about?
HAMMOND
Sorry I was thinking out loud.
ELLIE sees a baby RAPTOR pop out of an egg. It’s ass hanging off the counter.
ELLIE
Oh what would I do to get in that.
CANT
You belong to me, not a raptor’s ass.
ELLIE
Do you know how you got the last name CANT?
CANT
Well…you have a dick.
ELLIE
Proud of it.
A man comes out. It’s GEORGE HAMILTON and he’s trying to get into the movie.
HAMMOND
Your too old, get out of here.
GEORGE sighs like a child and leaves.
SUCKUM
Man, my ass hurts.
ELLIE
I can sure fix it.
SUCKUM
I don’t go with SHEMALES.
ELLIE
Once you go in the back you never go back.
SUCKUM’s eyes go wide.
7/1/2002 2:15:56 AM
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