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Slayer - 5x16 Champion
By Ben
BOB’S SHIP appeared in a bay with a FLASH of LIGHT.
The UBERVAMPS cornered THE SCRAPPY GANG off. BEN was still unconscious.
Bob: Well, well, well. Every single enemy I’ve ever made is here. Perhaps it’s time you all die.
Tara: What is your plan?
Bob: It’s simple. Into every generation a Slayer is born. One with the knowledge and skill to stop the vampires and demons from their heinous acts. Guided and trained by The Watcher, one Slayer dies and the next is born.
Tara: Yeah, we’ve heard that riff before.
Bob: It’s time to redraw the lines.
Tara: What?
Bob: The Slayer line became vulnerable when a suicide occurred. The Slayer killed herself after killing a man. The Powers That Be were upset and had to replace her fast.
Tara: So you’re going to what? Let her live?
Bob: No…I’m going to let her die…but before she can kill herself I will sacrifice her.
The SHIP crashed into the HARBOR.
SEVERAL SOLDIERS boarded the SHIP, they saw the UBERVAMPS wearing PIRATE-LIKE CLOTHES.
Soldier: Pirates! They’re all pirates! Kill them all!
GUNFIRE started…
BLACK SCREEN to OPENING CREDITS
A Zoom in of Charger City at night. “SLAYER” appears in red text. Scenes of BEN, RIVER and PARA all armed with stakes, facing down some vampires.
BEN ran after BOB and started to pummel him. BEN leapt off the ROPE and landed on top of CLARK. He took the AXE end of the SCYTHE and rammed it through CLARK’S NECK – CLARK exploded into DUST.
[Starring Ben] BEN dives through a window and pulls out a crossbow with a flaming arrow on the end. He releases the trigger and hits a VAMPIRE which explodes into dust
BRAD is thrown forward by an explosion.
PARA throws a blue glowing orb at a DEMON. She dances with BEN at a NIGHTCLUB. PARA and DAC face each other down. [Para girl] PARA glares in rage at BEN.
SHANE and MARTY begin to whisper a chant.
RIVER walks into his high school, greeted by SHANE and MARTY. RIVER punches DAC in the face, knocking him backwards. [Jedi A. Malcolm] VAMPIRES surround RIVER, he spins around with a sword, decapitating them all as they turn to dust.
RIVER dives at some UberVamps in rage.
TARA looks through her books of spells. TARA kisses MANDY on the lips. [JP3 Girl] TARA’S body splits in too DARK MAGIC and LIGHT MAGIC. Tara fires an electric blue beam at a DEMON.
BOB KLINE laughs uncontrollably.
RYAN lifted his leg and swung across connecting to the VAMPS faces. In a desperate move, RYAN staked one and turned it to dust. RYAN spars with BEN. [Dark Hunter] RYAN’S hands glow and they produce lightning. RYAN throws a DEMON onto a pike.
MICHELLE dives for a SWORD in the middle of a battle. MICHELLE and RIVER patrol a graveyard, holding hands [Yvonne] MICHELLE looks teary-eyed at FALCON.
FIRE FORMED in her eyes and channeled all the way down to her hands, forming two balls of fire. THE BALLS expanded. MANDY released the balls at BEN’S VAMPS setting them ablaze. The VAMPS turned to DUST. [Mandee] MANDY and TARA hug.
FALCON threw a fist at the BACK of THE HOST releasing MICHELLE.
THE HOST snapped around fast and RETALIATED with a PUNCH sending FALCON through the ROOF! [And Matt McGuire as The Host]THE HOST picked up the SLEDGE HAMMER and started to ram it into MAJESTIC.
BEN and RIVER walk the streets of CHARGER CITY with their BLACK coats flapping in the wind as if they were capes. On the screen - [Series Created by Ben Smythe]
COMMERICAL
DOWNTOWN CHARGER CITY – NIGHT, BUT 2003
FALCON walked down a sidewalk. He shuffled his feet every so often, staggering, thinking of what has just been handed to him.
Then he realized…
Falcon: How in the hell did I get here? I was in the middle of the bay…
Voice: I guess I missed the boat.
FALCON turned around and saw VADER standing there, in his famous all black attire with the long black coat.
[Special Guest Star Bob as Mayor Bob Kline]
VAMPIRES fed off of PREY all around FALCON and VADER.
Falcon: Vader?
Vader: Yes, sir. So why aren’t you fighting the good fight?
Falcon: I missed the boat, too.
Vader: Well we can’t have that, can we?
Falcon: Yeah, they need our help.
Vader: Only problem is…
Falcon: What problem?
VADER turned around. His face MORPHED into VAMP-MODE. VADER pulled out a wooden stake.
[Special Guest Star Labyrinth as Falcon Glick]
Vader: Bob’s back up plan…
VADER dove at FALCON with the stake.
CHARGER CITY BAY – 1803
The GUNFIRE stopped.
Captain: They must be dead now!
The SUN came out…
MICHELLE looked in awe.
[Guest Starring Aragorn as Shane]
[JP Junkee as Marty]
[PunkNerd as Joey Russo]
She basked in the sun…
Michelle: Wow! No dust no fuss!
BEN looked around.
Ben: This isn’t real. We’re in a dimension…where the sun is light, but doesn’t kill demons that can be killed by it. Weird.
The SCRAPPY GANG came together.
River: Where are Bob and his vamp gang hiding out at?
Para: They seem to have disappeared.
PARA handed BEN the SCYTHE
Para: We’ll let you be in charge of this one.
BEN looked in amazement at his former girlfriend who just revealed she’s been a SLAYER all along.
[RickArnold as General Rick Arnold]
[SamFan as Samantha / Sam]
[JesterP as Lieutenant Jester Pocus]
[Majestic1 as Majestic]
Rick: He’s not all that’s missing. Toby is missing to.
Ryan: Who was that Toby character anyway?
Rick: He was a secret agent for The Elite.
Ryan: Ah. And where’s Falcon?
Para: He…he didn’t make it.
Ben: We need to try and make sense out of this.
Captain: Hey, you up there!
Ben: Yo.
Captain: Yo? What is this ‘yo’ you speak of?
Joey: It’s slang, dog.
Captain: Did you just call me a bitch?
Joey: No, a dog.
Captain: That’s it! All of you are under arrest! Don’t move.
As if they joined one BODY, all of the SCRAPPY GANG leapt off the side of the boat and landed together in a really sweet “Ass Kicking Pose.”
Captain: You don’t scare us.
BEN, TARA and ICE stepped forward.
[Icebreaker as Ice]
[Beck-Why as Becky]
[Dan as Dan Finkelstein]
Captain: Kill those 3!
BEN swung the SCYTHE around and brought it to a forward showing – a “Take a look at this, are you sure you want to fight this” face appeared with him.
BULLETS started to FLY.
ICE formed a SHIELD of ICE and darted the BULLETS away.
TARA sent the bullets flying high with magic.
[Tobycompy as Agent Compy]
[Vader]
BEN swung the SCYTHE and the BULLETS bounced off of it.
Captain: Hold your fire!
Ben: Just like old times, guys.
DAN stepped forward with his CROSSBOW.
Dan: Now it is.
The CORE FOUR walked towards the CAPTAIN.
[Episode written & Directed by Ben Smythe]
Ben: Where is Mayor Bob Kline?
Captain: You will get no such answer from me or my men!
BEN shook his head.
Ben: Why did you have to go and be difficult? I hate difficult people.
Captain: And I hate pirates…
…but the captain couldn’t finish because BEN punched him so hard the CAPTAIN flew threw the air and landed on the DOCK. Ben’s head snapped to the CAPTAIN’S MEN.
Ben: Anyone else want to be difficult?
All of the CAPTAIN’S MEN started saying no and giving directions.
DOWNTOWN CHARGER CITY – 2003
VADER, still on top of FALCON, delivered many punches to FALCON.
Vader: You know what pisses me off about you?
Falcon: That Ben accepts me and doesn’t accept you?
VADER punched FALCON hard.
Vader: He accepted me LONG before you. I was the first vampire to ever have a soul.
Falcon: I think that title goes to Angelus.
Vader: Screw Angelus.
…and like that were a calling card – VADER flew off of FALCON.
TOBY stood above FALCON now.
Toby: I’ve met Angel once. He’s a cool…um, dead guy.
TOBY helped FALCON to his feet.
Falcon: Thank you – but you need to move.
VADER charged at FALCON again, but FALCON leapt in the AIR.
(Very MATRIX/CHARLIE’S ANGELS fight scene)
FALCON paused in mid air and adjusted his legs. He landed and then followed his landing with several kicks to VADER’S BACK. VADER flew into a PARK BENCH, crushing it.
VADER got up quick and chucked the WOODEN STAKE.
The WOODEN STAKE came flying towards FALCON (bullet time…) FALCON fell backwards keeping his feet level (like NEO in THE MATRIX)
The STAKE flew right over his CHEST, but FALCON caught it with his hand and JUMPED back up.
VADER did two flips and kicked FALCON across the JAW.
Vader: You can’t defeat me, even with a stake.
Falcon: The stake’s not the power.
Vader: Oh…and what is?
FALCON’S face morphed into a VAMPIRE.
Falcon: I am.
FALCON started punching VADER, every hit CONNECTING.
VADER pushed FALCON off and he leapt in the AIR.
VADER pulled out a bottle of HELL-FIRE.
FALCON leapt in the air (slow-mo)
VADER threw the HELL-FIRE at FALCON, but FALCON leapt over the bottle of HELL-FIRE and VADER. On his way passing VADER, FALCON dropped drastically behind VADER and rammed the WOODEN STAKE through his back – connecting with the HEART.
The BOTTLE of HELL-FIRE crashed onto the GROUND and exploded. VADER fell into the FLAMES.
VADER burst into DUST.
FALCON landed on the ground, a little out of breath – but just fine.
FALCON looked at TOBY.
Falcon: We’ve gotta get to Ben.
CHARGER CITY 1803 – MAYOR’S OFFICE
BOB KLINE sat in his chair…only he wasn’t wearing the same thing from the battle…and looked much more like he was from 1803…
BOB’S door burst open and the MODERN BOB KLINE walked in.
Old Time Bob: It’s started?
Bob: Yes it has. The Slayer is here and everything is going according to plan.
Old Time Bob: That’s funny though, my men haven’t seen Pirates for at least 100 years, yet they assume that these people are.
Bob: I know.
Old Time Bob: Should I send for Gable?
Bob: Not yet.
Old Time Bob: Why not?
Bob: There’s something you and I have to do first…
1803 BOB looked at the MODERN BOB.
Before he could say a word, both of them RAISED their arms to the air and were JOINED together into MODERN BOB’S BODY.
Bob: That feels good. We’re large, and in charge! Now, where’s the Slayer?
CLARK GABLE stood in the doorway.
Clark: I’m glad to see everything is going to plan.
Bob: What is the status of your slave girl?
Clark: She is right where she needs to be. Her Watcher has taken her and they have been training.
Bob: And the plan is still set.
Clark: Yes, but you’re sure I’ll live?
Bob: Not right away, but give me some time. Once she kills you and then herself – the Slayer line becomes vulnerable and I will be able to over turn the powers of the Slayer.
CLARK and BOB laughed evilly.
EVENING – 1803 CHARGER CITY, DOWNTOWN
A few BONFIRES were set, giving the only light in the TOWN SQUARE – the same TOWN SQUARE where BOB first unleashed hordes of demons at CHRISTMAS.
Ben: You have to understand, your mayor – he is a crook. You call us all pirates – when Pirating hasn’t even been around for like 200 years! People, you’ve been had. Bob Kline is a murderous fiend and will stop at nothing.
Irate Villager: How in the hell do you know? I mean, why should I trust you? Because of that fancy weapon you carry?
Ben: I know, I know. It’s hard for you to understand this, (BEN looks at DAN), but it’s time we reveal this to you all.
The VILLAGERS started to talk amongst themselves.
Ben: Into every generation a Slayer is born…
THE VILLAGERS looked shocked and started to laugh, some were heard laughing while saying the word ‘Slayer,’
BEN looked discouraged…RIVER stepped forward.
River: The chosen one in all the world to stop the killings. To stop the vampires, the demons and their spread of evil.
The crowd stopped laughing.
Villager: They’re mad!
BOB KLINE watched from his window…
Bob: So he thinks he can rally these people against me? Let’s watch him slip up royally.
BOB snapped his fingers – and from the ground, VAMPIRES came. Crawling out of sewers, even houses!!
The VILLAGERS panicked! BEN looked at the SCRAPPY GANG.
Ben: Okay, so I guess speaking won’t do any good. Then again – I was a hands-on kind of guy, so maybe they needed to see us in action.
THE VAMPIRES started attacking the VILLAGERS.
BOB saw THE HOST helping BEN.
Bob: Okay…that’s not right.
BEN took his SCYTHE and swung it, decapitating a vampire. The VAMPIRE turned into DUST. The TOWNSFOLK went insane! They couldn’t believe what they just saw!
A younger woman and a middle-aged MAN appeared on HORSEBACK.
The WOMAN leapt from the HORSE and kicked a VAMPIRE to the ground.
Her long brown hair, swooped around with her as she lifted her leg and kicked a VAMPIRE through a WOODEN STAKE, that was held by BEN.
Ben: Hey Tammy.
Tammy: You know me?
Ben: We’re one in the same.
Tammy & Ben: Behind you!
BEN leapt to the VAMPIRE behind TAMMY, as TAMMY did the same to the one behind BEN.
The VILLAGERS watched on in awe.
TARA waved her hands and a BRIGHT LIGHT came from her fingers. A FLAME BALL flew from her fingertips and exploded onto a VAMPIRE.
Villager: They have witches!! They’re truly mad!
Villager: But they saved our lives!
Captain: I say we rally to their cause. Where is our lovely MAYOR in all of this?
BOB walked through the massive crowd.
Bob: I’m right here.
Villager: Mayor Kline, you look different. You look like them.
Bob: Oh, I’m the same Mayor Kline…would this help?
BOB morphed into his OLD TIME LOOK, the VILLAGERS gasped, and BOB returned to his normal style.
Bob: Is that my Matthew helping you out, Slayer?
Ben: Yes, it is. He’s on the right side.
Bob: Well, you might hold most of the cards, but you’re one card shy of a full deck.
Ben: What do you mean?
A BODY spun around from BEHIND BOB. He held the OTHER SCYTHE.
Bob: You might remember him…
Ben: That scythe…that belongs to the Vampire Slayer…
Bob: Buffy, correct?
Ben: Yes…how did he?
Bob: Oh, she’s not dead…we stole it.
The FIGURE turned around…….
THE SCRAPPY GANG looked on in fear…
Host: It can’t be…I…
Ben: It’s okay…
MAJESTIC twirled the SCYTHE in his hands.
Majestic: Hello, love.
DANSVILLE – 2003
DOWNTOWN
Now, mind you, the last time we saw this place, the end of the world was happening. It’s came a long way in two years.
FALCON kicked open a door.
TOBY followed him inside.
Toby: So what are we looking for?
Falcon: I really don’t know.
Toby: Why did we come here then?
Falcon: Something….something is familiar about this place?
A BRIGHT YELLOW light started to glow in the CORNER of the room.
Falcon: There it is! That’s what we’re looking for!
FALCON ran to it – it was the ESSENCE OF WITCHCRAFT book.
Toby: What’s so important about it?
Falcon: Well, this is the book that brought me to life, and in order to rise the dead it calls for time control.
Toby: Well what are we going to do?
Falcon: We’re taking a trip…
A FEMALE’S VOICE filled the air.
Voice: Perhaps you need some assistance.
FALCON looked up – it was BECKY.
BLACK SCREEN with RED TEXT
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
BEN SMYTHE
YVONNE BARTHA
10/10/2003 11:14:35 AM
(Updated: 10/10/2003 12:49:33 PM)
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